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Creeping Sharia has come to a grocery aisle near you. Campbell’s soups have come out with a line of 15 halal-certified soups which comply with the dietary regulations of the two percent of the American population that follows Islam. The soups have been certified by the Islamic Society of North America, an offshoot of the Muslim Brotherhood whose cluster of 29 affiliated organizations - including ISNA - have a goal of “exterminating and destroying the Western civilization from within.”

ISNA was an unindicted co-conspirator in the largest terrorist-fund raising trial in history, the Holy Land Foundation trial. Well, nobody will be able to blame Campbell’s for not doing its part to cooperate with those who hate America and want to see her and her Constitution subverted and then wiped out altogether.

The next time you pop open a can of Campbell’s vegetarian soup, you’ll have the comfort of knowing that you are consuming jihadi-sanctified food.

To see where things are going with this whole halal business, look no further than the U.K., where grocers have gone whole-hog - pardon the expression - on offering halal meat but without telling anybody about it.

The largest supermarket chains in Britain are selling lamb and chicken which come from animals which have been slaughtered in the Islamic way. Even fast-food joints like Domino’s Pizza, Pizza Hut, KFC, and Subway are using halal meat, but they aren’t telling their customers about it either. Domino’s, for instance, has been serving halal chicken for 10 years in 580 outlets across the fruited U.K. plan. Folks in hospitals, schools, and pubs across the U.K. have been eating food that has first been blessed in the name of the demon-god Allah but know nothing about it.

Bryan Fischer, Rightly Concerned 113 Comments [10/18/2010 4:04:19 PM]
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pretty puppy

And I give you some of Campbell's Halal soups, duh duh duhnnnnnnnnnnn:
Cream of Mushroom
Lentil
Black Bean
Tomato

If you think it sounds like Campbell just got the ISNA to verify that there were no pork/wrongly slaughtered meat byproducts in their pre-existing vegetarian soups and then labeled them halal, you are correct.

10/18/2010 5:59:34 PM

agentCDE

OH NOES NOT CAPITALISTS TARGETING A NICHE MARKET

NEXT THEY'LL BE SELLING FIFTY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE BIBLE IN EVERY BOOKSTohwait

10/18/2010 6:16:24 PM

Arnold Facepalmer

Hey Bryan Fischer
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"

Come back in one year

10/18/2010 6:54:30 PM

JonnyTruant

What you don't know is that you've already become Muslim without knowing about it! Where do you think all this hate comes from? Does this seem like the path Jesus said to walk? I think not! Lay aside the crazy before it's too late! Ease the suffering of your fellow man, give comfort to those in need, heal the sick, give what you do not need, and greet all you meet with an open heart. This is the path of Jesus.

Oh, too much work for you? then DIAF you bigoted asshole.

10/18/2010 6:55:57 PM

Priestling

That... Actually sounds good. Doesn't help that I'm hungry right now. I'll have to try some!

10/18/2010 7:22:15 PM



So what’s the point of making this halal stuff and not telling anybody? Isn’t the point of making something by certain religious methods so you can advertise it as such in order to target the followers of that religion?

10/18/2010 7:57:01 PM

John Galt

And I for one welcome our new Creeping Sharia overlords.

10/18/2010 8:07:53 PM

WMDKitty

Halal is the same damn thing as Kosher, what's the big fucking deal?

10/18/2010 8:30:01 PM

HumMis1349

But Kosher products are part of a Jewish conspiracy! Every Kosher product you buy, you pay a tax to fund their diabolical scheme to - you guessed it - take over the world.

10/18/2010 8:50:27 PM

Wehpudicabok

Halal food is sanctioned by Muslims. Bryan Fischer is not a Muslim, so he needs to avoid eating halal food.

All food is sanctioned by atheists. Bryan Fischer is not an atheist, so he needs to avoid eating any food at all.

10/18/2010 8:51:38 PM

spam hammich

That's it, I'm buying some halal meat. Anything the crazy nutballs hate has got to be good.

10/18/2010 9:06:58 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

fast-food joints like Domino’s Pizza, Pizza Hut, KFC, and Subway are using halal meat, but they aren’t telling their customers about it

offering halal meat but without telling anybody about it

Well, that sounds like the most piss-poor marketing strategy since New Coke.

And this one - ISNA

Please don't tell anyone that I told you, but I heard this actually stands for Islamic States of North America. Yessir, the good ol' USA is almost muslim!

10/18/2010 9:28:22 PM



It's sad that the only objection people have to Halal is that "It's made by dem evil moslems"

No, fuck the Dhabihah (Which is unnecessarily cruel), screw the inaneness of it.
Peoples real problem is that it might make you a terrorist if you eat it.

10/18/2010 9:39:22 PM

Tiado

So somehow having foods that comply with the dietary requirements of a group of people means that Sharia law is "creeping"? If it is something being done by a private company to draw more customers, then it's not a law. There is also no Christian persecution, since that is probably where you were going with this, weren't you?

10/18/2010 9:46:05 PM

GigaGuess

You're KIDDING me! Oh my stars. Are you...are you trying to say that major corporations are discovering that if they make foods that conform to religious dietary restrictions, that they can increase their business? And that the evil Muslim money is just as green as yours? And that Halal just means "clean?"

10/18/2010 9:58:17 PM



@DevilsChaplain

No offense taken or intended. I just thought we had all seen Fischer's crap before. He's such an uber fundy.

10/18/2010 9:58:29 PM

Fedup

I've been using creeping sharia as a ground cover in the area between the sidewalk and my street.
It works pretty well

10/18/2010 9:59:57 PM



Damn you capitalism! How dare you bite us back in the ass!

10/18/2010 10:57:10 PM

Sasha

When you get this excited about canned soup, it's time to take your Haldol and have a lie down.

10/18/2010 10:59:41 PM

Nowonmai

And how is this any different than Kosher foods, which are identical with the exception of the name?

10/18/2010 11:35:54 PM

Brent

Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man. (Matthew 15:11)

I think this pretty much says it all.

10/18/2010 11:38:17 PM

Swede

Having food that more people can eat is inclusive. Included people are less likely to commit terrorist acts.

What do you mean with "without telling anybody about it"? If they don't tell anyone, they won't sell anything.

Allah is basically the same demon-god as your demon-god, i.e. the Abrahamic God.

For my part, I want to eat meat from animals that had a fairly good life, and who was slaughtered swiftly and as painless and panic-free as possible.

10/18/2010 11:45:31 PM



"[W]ithout telling anybody about it."

Actually they do tell you about it. Here's why, moron: the supermarkets and fast food joints have one goal, namely to make money. They like to get as many customers as possible to achieve this aim. They want Muslim customers too, because they are not psychotic racists and because they can spend money. To attract them, they advertise their halal products. In the supermarket, halal meat has big green HALAL stickers on them. This is no sneaking in the back door kind of policy. It is catering to a sector of the population who have specific dietary requirements. Like the half aisle of gluten free gleck is catering to the coeliacs. You may be concerned Fischer, but there's nothing right about it.

10/18/2010 11:45:55 PM

freako104

So while they still have all their others, some how Sharia is taking over. And that violates the first amendment. Damn you're stupid Bryan

10/18/2010 11:48:19 PM



One word: Kosher.

How many people are Jewish and yet there is an entire hot dog company that is dedicated to being kosher (Hebrew National).

10/19/2010 12:53:40 AM
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