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Creeping Sharia has come to a grocery aisle near you. Campbell’s soups have come out with a line of 15 halal-certified soups which comply with the dietary regulations of the two percent of the American population that follows Islam. The soups have been certified by the Islamic Society of North America, an offshoot of the Muslim Brotherhood whose cluster of 29 affiliated organizations - including ISNA - have a goal of “exterminating and destroying the Western civilization from within.”

ISNA was an unindicted co-conspirator in the largest terrorist-fund raising trial in history, the Holy Land Foundation trial. Well, nobody will be able to blame Campbell’s for not doing its part to cooperate with those who hate America and want to see her and her Constitution subverted and then wiped out altogether.

The next time you pop open a can of Campbell’s vegetarian soup, you’ll have the comfort of knowing that you are consuming jihadi-sanctified food.

To see where things are going with this whole halal business, look no further than the U.K., where grocers have gone whole-hog - pardon the expression - on offering halal meat but without telling anybody about it.

The largest supermarket chains in Britain are selling lamb and chicken which come from animals which have been slaughtered in the Islamic way. Even fast-food joints like Domino’s Pizza, Pizza Hut, KFC, and Subway are using halal meat, but they aren’t telling their customers about it either. Domino’s, for instance, has been serving halal chicken for 10 years in 580 outlets across the fruited U.K. plan. Folks in hospitals, schools, and pubs across the U.K. have been eating food that has first been blessed in the name of the demon-god Allah but know nothing about it.

Bryan Fischer, Rightly Concerned 113 Comments [10/18/2010 4:04:19 PM]
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Brenz

Dude, have you ever had halal meat? It's fucking DELICIOUS.

If you don't like it, stop using all the other Arab innovations, like modern mathematics and medicines.

10/21/2010 8:50:52 PM

Zits

Creeping Sharia or hopping capitalism? I call capitalism. Muslims have wallets like everyone else and Campbell's wants to get its mitts in as many as it can.

10/22/2010 12:06:00 AM

Fompili

A wild Bryan Fisher appears!
Halal Soup uses FOOD JIHAD!
It's super effective!

10/22/2010 9:35:11 AM



The folks who produce the food are trying to get Moslems to buy their product. It is called "market expansion," and it is an essential element of capitalism. So Fischer, what have you got against capitalism you godless commie!

10/22/2010 3:59:36 PM

TheJebusFire

Well, nobody will be able to blame Campbell’s for not doing its part to cooperate with those who hate America and want to see her and her Constitution subverted and then wiped out altogether.



Republicans?

10/22/2010 6:49:34 PM

Anon

waaaah?

10/23/2010 12:04:24 PM

Shadoboy

Oh noes! They are invading our soup!

10/23/2010 8:22:41 PM



Don't worry, I use Kosher products and I'm still a more or less believing Catholic(sort of)

10/24/2010 3:43:03 AM

DoTheDew

It's not like eating halal food will spontaneously islam-o-fy you. It's just food that their damn book says they can eat.

10/28/2010 6:00:19 PM



Everyone knows if you eat Kosher food your technically a Jew till you finish digusting it.

10/30/2010 8:53:01 PM

elphada

Then don't buy the products. Having Campbell soup and largest terrorist fund raising in the same sentence gave me the best laugh I've had in several days. The offering of these products doesn't hurt you at all. Try some foods from the Middle East. It's good stuff. Get off your high horse and get a life.


If you looked in my pantry you'd think I was on my way to a one woman jihad.

10/31/2010 12:55:41 PM

TimeToTurn

The Zionist Occupation Government has come to a grocery aisle near you. Campbell’s soups have come out with a line of 15 kosher-certified soups which comply with the dietary regulations of the two percent of the American population that follows Judaism. The soups have been certified by Bnai Brith, an offshoot of the Zionist movement whose cluster of affiliated organizations - including Bnai Brith - have a goal of “exterminating and destroying the Western civilization from within.”

[...]Well, nobody will be able to blame Campbell’s for not doing its part to cooperate with those who hate America and want to see her and her Constitution subverted and then wiped out altogether.

The next time you pop open a can of Campbell’s vegetarian soup, you’ll have the comfort of knowing that you are consuming Zionist-sanctified food.

To see where things are going with this whole kosher business, look no further than the U.K., where grocers have gone whole-hog - pardon the expression - on offering kosher meat but without telling anybody about it.

The largest supermarket chains in Britain are selling lamb and chicken which come from animals which have been slaughtered in the Jewish way. Even fast-food joints like Domino’s Pizza, Pizza Hut, KFC, and Subway are using kosher meat, but they aren’t telling their customers about it either. Domino’s, for instance, has been serving kosher chicken for 10 years in 580 outlets across the fruited U.K. plan. Folks in hospitals, schools, and pubs across the U.K. have been eating food that has first been blessed in the name of the demon-god Yahweh but know nothing about it.

Hmm, looks familiar

3/8/2014 1:20:56 AM

Alex

Food is halal unless it's explicitly forbidden, so this a simple marketing stunt much like labelling everything as "gluten free" even if there was never any reason think it would contain any gluten in the first place.

3/19/2014 4:11:44 AM
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