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So Hitler himself was an active homosexual. And some people wonder, didn't the Germans, didn't the Nazis, persecute homosexuals? And it is true they did; they persecuted effeminate homosexuals. But Hitler recruited around him homosexuals to make up his Stormtroopers, they were his enforcers, they were his thugs. And Hitler discovered that he could not get straight soldiers to be savage and brutal and vicious enough to carry out his orders, but that homosexual soldiers basically had no limits and the savagery and brutality they were willing to inflict on whomever Hitler sent them after. So he surrounded himself, virtually all of the Stormtroopers, the Brownshirts, were male homosexuals.

Bryan Fischer, Right Wing Watch 97 Comments [10/18/2010 4:05:21 PM]
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tnskeptic

Please cite your reference material. Oh, and your minister telling you in a sermon doesn't count. Thank you.

10/18/2010 4:09:59 PM

pete

This is fairly old and has been debunked, just about, word by word. Ravings of a madman.

10/18/2010 4:12:35 PM

John

Ah, the old "big lie" - just make up shit and hope there are a few lunatic-fringe morons stupid enough to believe it and repeat it to others. Like if I posted "Bryan Fischer is a convicted child molester" on enough web sites, I'm sure at least a few idiots would pass the word along.

10/18/2010 4:16:47 PM

John_in_Oz

Which explains why their uniforms were assless chaps.

10/18/2010 4:21:35 PM

Mister Spak

Like those 300 guys in the movie? Man those were some kick-ass homos. No wonder Hitler wanted them in his army. We should get some for our army too.

10/18/2010 4:31:39 PM

Thinking Allowed

Would this be considered as a Godwin?

10/18/2010 4:34:47 PM

freako104

Wow. He was so gay he persecuted homosexuals. Damn that's a fail

10/18/2010 4:40:14 PM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.

"And it is true they did; they persecuted effeminate homosexuals. But Hitler recruited around him homosexuals to make up his Stormtroopers"

First, EVERY homosexual was shot, not just "effeminate" ones. Second, was Hitler in Star Wars? IT'S THE STURMABTEILUNG! NOT THE STORMTROOPERS! (this is what happens when you can't tell fiction from reality) Idiot!

"they were his thugs. And Hitler discovered that he could not get straight soldiers to be savage and brutal and vicious enough to carry out his orders, but that homosexual soldiers basically had no limits and the savagery and brutality they were willing to inflict on whomever Hitler sent them after. So he surrounded himself, virtually all of the Stormtroopers, the Brownshirts, were male homosexuals.[citation seriously fucking needed]" Then why were the soldiers always trained as men whose duty was to be a man and procreate children, be strong of mind and body. Fascism is taking extreme right. Where the fuck did you study? Momma's Basement doesn't count

10/18/2010 4:41:03 PM

JohnTheAtheist

That is about the funniest thing I ever read, woo, thanks for that Bryan.

Wait...what? He is serious?

Didja ever notice that "Bryan" is just one letter away from "Aryan"? Hmmmm...

10/18/2010 4:48:56 PM



I think being in Stalingrad (during the war, obviously not just being there... I'm sure Stalingrad is usually lovely) for years is what makes people brutal and inured to quite barbaric levels of violence, not homosexuality.

One is about witnessing and perpetrating unspeakable horror on a daily basis, the other is all about lurve. What's so hard about that to understand?

10/18/2010 4:50:12 PM

Rat of Steel

(Thinking Allowed)
"Would this be considered as a Godwin?"


In the absence of any further contextual reference, no. While the letter of Godwin's Law doesn't specify any such thing, it's generally accepted that said Law applies in spirit to Hitler or Nazi references that aren't germane to the original topic. It's rather difficult to avoid mentioning Hitler when the topic is his policy regarding homosexuals, and whether or not he himself was one.

10/18/2010 4:53:15 PM

Old Viking

And it's a well known fact that Hitler totally ignored parking tickets.

10/18/2010 4:54:44 PM



This is probably the dumbest lie I've read in a while.

10/18/2010 4:56:09 PM



Sounds like y'all all prolly ought to quit pissing off the gays, then.

10/18/2010 4:56:18 PM

Patrick Star

Hooray for lying!

10/18/2010 4:56:38 PM

jesus-face tortilla

to be fair -- well, fuck being fair, but there are some substantial claims about high-ranking partiers being homosexual. roehm, etc.

and #1219403, SA (lit. "storm division") usually gets rendered in english as stormtroopers. see? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung
george lucas probably borrowed the term from all those WW2 movies he so shamelessly bit.

10/18/2010 4:58:51 PM

TB Tabby

Eva would be surprised to learn this.

10/18/2010 5:05:28 PM

The L

This makes absolutely no sense.

10/18/2010 5:15:58 PM

Amanda

Bryan: Yeah! Gay stormtroopers! Hitler was homosexual! What should I make up next? I know, Eva Braun was an alien who laid eggs in the chests of Jews!

10/18/2010 5:23:10 PM

K T

Now wasn't the current pope a brownshirt...........

Now it makes sense

10/18/2010 5:27:07 PM

ME

First I was like O_o,
Then I was like o_O,
Then I LOL'd..... Until I realized this guy is for real. Then I got to thinking, this could be the biggest arguement in FAVOR of gays in the military. After all, if you have a military you want individuals that will fight. Of course, I would be willing to bet that this guy disagrees with gays in the military because gays are effeminate and would be more interested in doing their hair than in fighting. Fundies are so inconsistent.

10/18/2010 5:29:33 PM

Allegory for Jesus

" And Hitler discovered that he could not get straight soldiers to be savage and brutal and vicious enough to carry out his orders"

Because when I think gay man, I think brutal, vicious savage *. [Insert eye roll here]


*=...in bed .

10/18/2010 5:43:57 PM

pretty puppy

So wait. All gay and bisexual men are effeminate or brutal, soulless, sociopathic killing machines? And all the gay men rounded up and put in concentration camps were effeminate whereas their abusers weren't? And what about otherwise straight guards who just got off on sexually abusing prisoners regardless of sex or age (oh, I know, they weren't really straight, otherwise they could never have done such things)? Well, at least you support an end to banning open service in the military, or blame abuses against prisoners on LGB service people and use that to justify not supporting open service.

10/18/2010 5:44:25 PM

Berny

Not this load of debunked horseshit again. I already cleaned the carpets this week.

10/18/2010 5:55:01 PM

Doctor Whom

If you can't make your point without heaping lies upon lies, you should consider finding a different point to make.

10/18/2010 5:56:30 PM
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