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T Rex's gum depth was unstutible for ripping tough flesh.
He was probably a floor scavenging vegetarian, using his small arms to grasp pumpkin like fruits.

Nasa, CreationTalk 21 Comments [6/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#211
NonHomogenized

I feel like something this stupid needs commentary, but I can't think of anything which would actually make this quote funnier.

7/17/2005 5:12:14 AM
#813
Ratman

The fact that this person thinks that it walked around with people a la The Flintstones.

8/19/2005 8:46:29 PM
#130442
Adrian

You claim is impossible to verify since soft tissue like gums don't fossilize, but we know that Tyranosaurs had, knife like huge teeth.


1/1/2007 12:42:46 AM
#130501
Mr. Chuckles

the stupid! IT BURNS!

1/1/2007 3:24:37 AM
#130503
CousinTed

Nope, T-Rex was a predator. I've got the evidence right here:




Thus we can see that T-Rexs were mostly predators, except when they had to escape the golly-gosh-darned scurvy.

1/1/2007 3:37:33 AM
#130513
David D.G.

T. rex may have been a scavenger more than a true predator (if certain theories about its metabolism are correct, because it would not have had the necessary speed to catch most prey), but there is NO WAY it would have been so lame as to be nothing but a freakin' pumpkin predator!


~David D.G.

1/1/2007 4:11:53 AM
#238554
Jim

I'm sure Mr. T (rex) could reach alllll the way to the ground with his tiny hands.

\"I have a big head...and small hands!\"

5/27/2007 1:20:28 AM
#640483
anonymous_troy

His small arms that couldn't reach the ground OR his mouth...

8/19/2008 8:59:04 AM
#640515
haywood jablomy

Marc Bolan probably had a bad dentist.

8/19/2008 9:25:13 AM
#640654
Journeyer

WHAT

8/19/2008 11:13:18 AM
#640864


Awwwww, this is too cute for words.

Wait, this person is an adult?? Sheesh....

8/19/2008 1:52:09 PM
#640888
GigaGuess

Can...a T-Rex's arms ever REACH it's mouth?

8/19/2008 2:13:31 PM
#640894
Grigadil

Pumpkin-like fruits, the small variety being indistinguishable from "Nasa's" head.

8/19/2008 2:16:03 PM
#640912
JohnTheAtheist

Totally off the subject but did these "pumpkin like" fruits evolve into actual pumpkins?

8/19/2008 2:27:49 PM
#640915
Bad Influence

I- don't think that's even anatomically possible for a T-Rex. Could its arms even reach its mouth, or the ground?

8/19/2008 2:28:37 PM
#641625
Natasha

Why do arms need to be small to grasp pumpkin like fruits? Wouldn't longer arms make it easier to be a floor scavenging vegetarian?

8/19/2008 9:12:38 PM
#641673
Rudq

Nasa you ARE a pumpkin-like fruit.

8/19/2008 9:40:03 PM
#641682
StridentLobster

Yes, please use nonexistent soft-tissue evidence to argue for a skeletal impossibility. That's how paleontological functional anatomy works.

8/19/2008 9:46:09 PM
#641710
Elphada

'....where's the goat?'

8/19/2008 9:57:47 PM
#923389
ausador

Wha...?

Pumpkin like fruits...?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...WTF dude?

3/13/2009 12:25:49 AM
#923419
EvoPagan

I find your babble to be unstutible.

3/13/2009 3:23:16 AM
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