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(Comment at the end of a LiveScience article saying that the 2012 Mayan End of World nonsense could be off by 50-100 years.)

All this article does is tell me that someone who knows the 2012 prophesy is true is trying to debunk the whole @#$% thing and make everyone believe that it's going to be alright. Fact is everything will not be alright. Even scientiest, astronomers, astrologers are saying that something is going to happen December 21st. 2012 and it is no coincidence that this coincides with the Myan calender. This article is a bunch of rubbish, written by those who want to de-tour you from the truth!!!


JakeF, Yahoo News 39 Comments [10/28/2010 3:30:21 AM]
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#1221916


Let me think, how many scientists you know(none, judging your orthography)?, and how much Mayan, for that matter?

10/28/2010 4:29:09 AM

#1221926


You're going to make me say it aren't you?

"Even scientiest, astronomers, astrologers are saying that something is going to happen December 21st. 2012"

[citation needed]

10/28/2010 5:01:14 AM

#1221960
nutbunny

Oh no! I was kinda looking forward to having the coolest company christmas party ever, and now it's not happening in 2012?

10/28/2010 6:20:44 AM

#1221986
Brendan Rizzo

No, they are not. NOTHING is going to happen in 2012. In fact, on December 22nd of that year, you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna go right to one of those New Age meetings and say, "IN YOUR FACE!"

10/28/2010 7:13:19 AM

#1222012
Doubting Thomas

Even scientiest, astronomers, astrologers are saying that something is going to happen December 21st. 2012

Which ones, exactly? And I'm not talking about astrologers, they just make shit up anyway. In fact, the only ones I've seen saying something is going to happen are internet websites put up by nutjobs and media hype over the whole thing, much like they claimed Y2K was going to be the end of civilization as we know it.

This article is a bunch of rubbish

Says he who spouts nonsense on Yahoo News.

10/28/2010 8:03:23 AM

#1222049
Flah

"Even scientiest, astronomers, astrologers are saying that something is going to happen December 21st. 2012"

Yes, they all agree that the Winter Solstice will happen on that date. Any other events depend on their religious background (if they have any) and how dysfunctional their family may be.

10/28/2010 9:39:56 AM

#1222050
Lucilius

Translation: "Debunking my loony conspiracy theory proves the conspiracy! Also, I'm wearing underwear made of Spam!"

10/28/2010 9:40:01 AM

#1222063
Joe Mama

I really, really would like to be standing next to JakeF's bed when he wakes up Dec. 22nd 2012 and ask him what went wrong with his end of the world theory.

And I really do have to wonder about people who are so eager to believe in end of the world fantasies, whether it be 2012 or the rapture. Thes people really need to get lives or professional help.

10/28/2010 10:16:27 AM

#1222072
Doctor Fishcake

Palin could be president-elect by 21/12/12 though.

Believe me, if that happens, I'll take any kind of cosmic mysterious get-out clause I can get.

10/28/2010 10:37:17 AM

#1222100
aaa

I know what happens that day. A massive disappointment.

10/28/2010 12:31:22 PM

#1222122
Nicole

That's what you dingbats said when NASA debunked Nibiru's impending arrival in May/June of '03.

You guys never learn, do you?

10/28/2010 1:36:46 PM

#1222133
nazani14

Just back from Yucatan. The Mayans are still having babies and planning for long-term goals. While they do enjoy the extra boost of tourism that the 2012 nuts have provided, they're not laughing with you, they're laughing at you.

10/28/2010 2:18:19 PM

#1222135
Captain Klamydia

Tell you what, if the world ends that day, i'll give you five bucks, and if it doesn't you give me five bucks.

10/28/2010 2:23:43 PM

#1222160


Oh no. How can I get re-toured to the truth?!

10/28/2010 4:02:08 PM

#1222216
WhiteNoise

Why do people keep talking about 2012 anyway?

It's just the Mayan version of Y2K, but since they don't have computers anyway it won't be a problem.

10/28/2010 9:11:32 PM

#1222257
Brain_In_A_Jar

Citing astrology alongside astronomy and mathematics without batting an eye = credibility insta-fail.

10/29/2010 1:12:20 AM

#1222259
Tolpuddle Martyr

Er Jakey boy, Astronomers =/= Astrologers. The only thing those two groups agree on is that you have to look up to see stars!

10/29/2010 1:16:51 AM

#1222260
werewolf

2012 was a crappy movie.

10/29/2010 1:19:30 AM

#1222262
BeemerRefugee1990

Such a charming tinfoil hat! You simply must tell me who your designer is!

In the meanwhile, I'll go right on dreaming of the 2014 50th Anniversary Mustang.

10/29/2010 1:43:14 AM

#1222270
Rebellion Dog

I guess if "scientiest" say it, it must be true, especially astrology "scientiest." By the way, "it is no coincidence that this coincides with the Myan calender." You do know,don't you,that the definition of a coincidence is when things coincide??

10/29/2010 3:46:29 AM

#1222285
Unbeliever

The best part about "Myan calender" (am I the only person who noticed that quite a lot, if not most, of these new agers have trouble with English?) is that scientists cannot figure out its starting date...

10/29/2010 6:22:57 AM

#1222311
BlackMageJ

Don't worry, the problem's being taken care of.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

10/29/2010 9:25:40 AM

#1222345
I read about the afterlife

Aren't you going to feel stupid when December 23rd, 2012 rolls by?

10/29/2010 1:32:51 PM

#1222393
Fdragon

I'm still conviced they just ran out of rock and figured they woudl do another long count calender thing as the date approched. No more Mayans now, though, so there is no one to make another. Or the others have been destroyed or something. Or, you know it is supposed to repeat.

The only thing that is going to happen that December is my mom making Christmas cookies and fudge.

10/29/2010 10:03:30 PM

#1222513
Mr Blur

Astrologers, eh? Must be true then.

10/30/2010 1:40:55 PM
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