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Attention atheists: Please get a life!
More evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds! An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[1] For more information, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women
Atheists, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: Get a life! VIDEO

For more information, please see: Attention atheists: Please get a life!

Andrew Schlafly, Conservapedia 129 Comments [10/23/2010 6:06:10 PM]
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K T

Feeling the heat Andy?

10/23/2010 6:09:45 PM

mtgcostello

Funny, practically all the Lax Bros, Football players, and general girl-getters at my high school are athiest. I thought that they had lives. I guess I was wrong.
P.S. Being a nerd is a life, albeit a slightly less exciting one.

10/23/2010 6:15:40 PM

Warlike1919

Well i guess i must not exist,a married jamaican man , who is a atheist

10/23/2010 6:16:34 PM

Brenz

"white, unmarried, socially challenged [older] nerds"

Which, but for the marital status, perfectly describes Andy.

10/23/2010 6:22:46 PM

storymoron

This is funny for too many reasons. It's an orgy of hilarity.

10/23/2010 6:24:46 PM

shykid

I didn't know you were atheist, Andy.

10/23/2010 6:38:27 PM

Nicole

Science fiction shows like Star Trek have encouraged people to think outside societal norms and challenge their preconceived notions about the world. No wonder Andy knocks it. ;)

10/23/2010 6:42:21 PM

hmcook87

Huh. I actually am a white male unmarried nerd. Perhaps he's onto something :)

10/23/2010 6:44:30 PM

LDM

Uhh, we're not the ones still living with our mothers trying to rewrite the book we claim to hold sacred.


10/23/2010 6:50:00 PM

Professor Waldorf X

Schlafly, I am a geek. I am proud of this. My sub-culture lives outside of what you consider "normal." I have a life. Just because it isn't within the range of "normal" doesn't mean I don't feel insulted when I am told to get a life. So, Schlafly, either learn to tolerate people that don't conform to your bullshit standards or shut the fuck up.

10/23/2010 6:57:34 PM

Reckoner

Feel that Christian love!

10/23/2010 7:08:55 PM

vtcommie

Andy is projecting a lil bit.

10/23/2010 7:25:27 PM

emau99

Not everybody can be as witty and charming as you are, Andy.

10/23/2010 7:34:46 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

So, what does that make you if you're obsessively writing about atheists on the internet?

10/23/2010 7:40:11 PM

Doctor Whom

Then it's a good thing that you're not using a medium that owes anything to socially challenged nerds, many of whom are atheists. It's also a good thing that your arguments are so strong that you don't have to play the race card or otherwise poison the well.

10/23/2010 7:49:59 PM

Alencon

Hmmm,let's see. White? Yup, check. Socially challenged? Err, not really. Have always been pretty popular and I'm married with three kids.Nerd? Nah, not even close. One out of three ain't too good Andy.

10/23/2010 7:52:26 PM

muters

I'm not sure what Andy expects people to do about being white...

10/23/2010 7:54:38 PM



*adjusts his glasses with two fingers* I'm sorry, are you talking to me?

10/23/2010 8:07:05 PM

Shadoboy

Andy's attacks just keep getting more and more pathetic...

10/23/2010 8:09:41 PM

Neith

"Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women Atheists"

If atheism isn't appealing to women atheists, then why are we atheists?

Andy, please get a brain!

10/23/2010 8:14:09 PM

s

Says the white, unEDUCATED, socially challenged, hopelessly brainwashed nerd.

10/23/2010 8:21:07 PM

Derp

Huh, I'm a popular teenage Indian running a humanitarian project.

I think I've already had far more of a life than whatever meager existence you conduct Andy.

10/23/2010 8:22:02 PM

TGRwulf

Aye, irony, she is a cruel mistress.

10/23/2010 8:29:45 PM

(S)laughter of Children

Maybe I am what you described me as. So what!? This is just an ad hominen attack. Your arguement is already dead.

10/23/2010 8:32:25 PM

Fartacus

Andy, since only the bottom slice of the IQ bell-curve take you seriously, and since you...

Fuck it.

Hey Andy, your shoe's untied!

10/23/2010 8:43:57 PM
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