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To illustrate, on July 7th 2005, Muslims murdered 52 victims in London, including 27 white Britons. On October 8th 2005, a massive earthquake (7.6+ on the Richter Scale) struck Kashmir and 75,000 Muslims died, catapulated through the gates of "hell and death" when the Lord Jesus Christ unlocked them.

'Allah' couldn't lift a finger to prevent the calamity.

I believe that the two events are not unconnected and that Christianity's Founder is responsible for earthquakes, Numbers 16:30-32.

alanorei, 21st Century British Nationalism 68 Comments [10/28/2010 3:30:30 AM]
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#1221889
Twunt

God and Allah are the same fictitious asshole, genius. You fucks are worse than the teabaggers.

10/28/2010 3:52:00 AM
#1221890
Rumpleforeskin

That's just an openly racist forum. Ignore the twats.

10/28/2010 3:53:22 AM
#1221894
Alcari

God's a bit slow on trigger, wouldn't you say? 3 months just to pick a target

10/28/2010 4:02:30 AM
#1221899
Doctor Whom

Apparently, Jesus couldn't lift a finger to prevent 7/7 (or 9/11).

10/28/2010 4:11:38 AM
#1221907


So why didn't he prevent 9/11 again?

10/28/2010 4:19:01 AM
#1221908


And for Katrina, Haiti and many other events, don't forget them either.

10/28/2010 4:19:24 AM
#1221917
CohibaMan

I believe that the two events are not unconnected and that Christianity's Founder is responsible for earthquakes, Numbers 16:30-32.

Sooo... what you're saying is that Christians don't need terrorists because Jesus is the ultimate "suicide bomber"?

10/28/2010 4:37:58 AM
#1221924


He's a picky bastard that God isn't he? Saves some, allows others to die, kills others. Seems pretty arbitrary to me. I wouldn't think he gives a shit about one religion or colour over another. The dude is an incorrigible twat.

10/28/2010 4:58:41 AM
#1221930
Nowonmai

You do realize that Allah is the Arabic world for God? I guess not.

10/28/2010 5:09:34 AM
#1221935
Mister Spak

That earthquake was sent by Allah to kill hindus who were oppressing muslims. The muslims who died were martyrs who got 72 virgins.

10/28/2010 5:20:54 AM
#1221949
emau99

So...rather than punish those responsible for the London attacks, your God murdered 75,000 Muslims who had nothing to do with it and sent them to hell to suffer for all eternity?

Your God sounds like he's a complete psychopath. I'm glad that he's only a figment of your imagination.

10/28/2010 6:03:15 AM
#1221956
nutbunny

"I believe that the two events are not unconnected and that Christianity's Founder is responsible for earthquakes"

Your god is such an awful creature. Disgusting actions, disgusting followers.

10/28/2010 6:16:15 AM
#1221958


If your God does exist, he's got really bad aim.

10/28/2010 6:18:38 AM
#1221963
Canadia

God technically didn't 'found' Christianity, save indirectly, so...

10/28/2010 6:24:04 AM
#1221969
JohnTheAtheist

I that case, I believe you are a fucking idiot.

I'll tell you what, when god strikes sinners dead via an earthquake that is not located right on top of a fault line in the earths crust we will rethink this. Until then STFU.

10/28/2010 6:32:30 AM
#1221982
Brendan Rizzo

On November 1, 1755, a massive earthquake (9.0 on the Richter scale) struck Lisbon, Portugal and up to 100,000 devout Christians died. "God" couldn't lift a finger to prevent the calamity.

You were saying?

10/28/2010 7:04:15 AM
#1221985
Horsefeathers

"To illustrate, on July 7th 2005, Muslims murdered 52 victims in London, including 27 white Britons. On October 8th 2005, a massive earthquake (7.6+ on the Richter Scale) struck Kashmir and 75,000 Muslims died, catapulated through the gates of "hell and death" when the Lord Jesus Christ unlocked them."

Correlation does not equal causation.

It's a maxim that you should live by so as not to say something so foolish again.

"'Allah' couldn't lift a finger to prevent the calamity."

"Allah" means "God" in Arabic, jackass. Allah/God is your god, numbnuts.

"I believe that the two events are not unconnected and that Christianity's Founder is responsible for earthquakes, Numbers 16:30-32."

I believe you're a fucking goober who is duped easily, and regularly, by those with an IQ greater than room temperature.

10/28/2010 7:10:54 AM
#1222000
Anon-e-moose

"To illustrate, on July 7th 2005, Muslims murdered 52 victims in London, including 27 white Britons. On October 8th 2005, a massive earthquake (7.6+ on the Richter Scale) struck Kashmir and 75,000 Muslims died, catapulated through the gates of "hell and death" when the Lord Jesus Christ unlocked them.

'Allah' couldn't lift a finger to prevent the calamity.

I believe that the two events are not unconnected and that Christianity's Founder is responsible for earthquakes, Numbers 16:30-32."

To illustrate how insane your thinking is alanorei, on 11th September 2001, Muslims murdered 3000 people (including many white Americans; some of whom were Christians) when two airliners hit the World Trade Centre, ultimately causing it's collapse.

'God', 'Jehovah', 'Yahweh', 'YHWH', call him what you will, couldn't lift a finger to prevent the calamity.

I can only come to one conclusion:

'God' doesn't exist. Rutherford, Banks & Collins 1:1¾

10/28/2010 7:36:44 AM
#1222002
TGRwulf

RSTDT.

10/28/2010 7:38:29 AM
#1222005
Doubting Thomas

I believe that the two events are not unconnected and that Christianity's Founder is responsible for earthquakes

Then you don't know much about the founder of your religion, because he always preached peace.

And I'm pretty sure the people who died in the earthquake weren't all terrorists, if any of them were. Just goes to show your god's lousy aim. Why didn't he hit Bin Ladin's hideout?

10/28/2010 7:43:22 AM
#1222007
Swede

I'll just say "the Oklahoma City bombing" and "Hurricane Katrina".

'God' apparently didn't lift a finger either.

10/28/2010 7:56:10 AM
#1222009
WWWWolf

> ...catapulated through the gates of "hell and death" when the Lord Jesus Christ unlocked them.
> 'Allah' couldn't lift a finger to prevent the calamity.

Neither could the supposedly all-powerful, all-loving Christian God, who apparently lets his delinquent son unlock Gates of Hell and Death with horrible, downright atrocious results.

(And a hint: Christian God == Allah.)

> Christianity's Founder is responsible for earthquakes

Sadly not quoted out of context.

10/28/2010 8:01:20 AM
#1222023


If God was pissed off why would he wait two months to punish the people of Kashmir who really had nothing to do with the murder in the first place?

10/28/2010 8:22:42 AM
#1222032
aaa

A white supremacist doesn't know how things work, part 51456236l.

10/28/2010 8:41:43 AM
#1222036


Wait a minute..... I think you might well be onto something here. The bombings happened on 7/7, the earthquake was 7.6+ on the Richter scale, possibly 7.7! Twenty SEVEN! white Britons died in the bombings and SEVEN!ty five thousand people died in the earthquake. Then you point to "Numbers 16:30-32" 1 plus 6 is SEVEN! and 3 plus 0 plus 3 plus 2 is........ DAMN! So close..........

10/28/2010 8:55:48 AM
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