Quote# 77083

To illustrate, on July 7th 2005, Muslims murdered 52 victims in London, including 27 white Britons. On October 8th 2005, a massive earthquake (7.6+ on the Richter Scale) struck Kashmir and 75,000 Muslims died, catapulated through the gates of "hell and death" when the Lord Jesus Christ unlocked them.

'Allah' couldn't lift a finger to prevent the calamity.

I believe that the two events are not unconnected and that Christianity's Founder is responsible for earthquakes, Numbers 16:30-32.

alanorei, 21st Century British Nationalism 69 Comments [10/28/2010 3:30:30 AM]
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@ #1222036:
You're doing it wrong. 16:30-32 should be interpreted differently, 0 is clearly the sign of multiplication:
3*3-2 = (drum-roll) 7.

10/28/2010 9:31:52 AM

Joe Mama


And look at the number of your post: #1222048

The first four numbers add up to 7, and seven is between 4 and 8! In fact, 7 is three numbers higher than 4, add that to the first four numbers which add up to 7 and 3+4=7! Not to mention that there are 7 digits in the post number...

*edit* Oh wow, look at my post number, the first four numbers add up to 7, and the last two numbers are 5 & 6, with the natural progression being 7! And 56 divided by 7 gives you 8, which is just one after 7!

I'm getting scared...

10/28/2010 10:02:02 AM

Zeus Almighty

My god can kill more people than your god.

10/28/2010 10:17:09 AM


Erm. You DO know the Qu'aran is based off Old Testament and Islam is an Abrahamic faith? Also: Fault lines

10/28/2010 10:19:34 AM

Zeus Almighty

My god can kill more people than your god.

10/28/2010 10:21:21 AM


Whoa careful there! Someone might throw that in your face the next time an earthquake, tornado, typhoon, volcano or whatnot destroys kills several thousand christians.

10/28/2010 10:34:43 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Another F in elementary geology.

10/28/2010 10:55:29 AM

Professor Cold Heart

Check out the comments here:

Alanorei here thinks that the sun goes round the earth. Guess it shouldn't surprise us that he also thinks earthquakes are caused by Jesus.

10/28/2010 11:05:46 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Jesus was a bit late. I mean, if it happened a day after, that would be different, but four months...

10/28/2010 11:14:14 AM

'Allah' couldn't lift a finger to prevent the calamity.

Neither could Yahweh.

10/28/2010 12:54:35 PM

Giardano Bruno

I lost a friend in the 7 July bombings. I didn't call for her first, because I didn't know she used that tube route.

The first person I called was because she used the bus route, but she was OK. She's Muslim.

Muslims died and were maimed that day.

Don't use our misfortune to advance your hate

10/28/2010 1:12:19 PM


...is that a guy named Alan O'Reilly who's joined the BNP? Fuck, the irony.

Couldn't God have just, I dunno...stopped the bus bombings?

Jesus doesn't kill people.

10/28/2010 1:21:08 PM


So, when natural disasters strike Muslims, it's proof that Islam is a lie, but when natural disasters strike Christians, it's retribution for deviating from Christianity? Double standard much?

I know alanorei didn't actually make the latter claim, but it often is made by those of the same mindset and I doubt he/she would disagree.

10/28/2010 1:21:41 PM

Old Viking

You obviously don't understand God's MO. If he kills 75,000 in Kashmir it means he's extremely pissed off at the Norwegians (for some reason or another).

10/28/2010 1:28:59 PM

Gotta love the BNP. They cant show their faces in public without getting beat up so they spew their bile on the net.

10/28/2010 1:51:12 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Actually the poetic eddas says that Loki's binding is the reason for earthquakes..and it outdates your book of "numbers"

10/28/2010 4:03:13 PM


Oh, fuck you in the neck.

10/28/2010 5:38:16 PM


So who is responsible for the natural disasters in USAs bible belt...end why doesn ´t do Lord Jesus do anything to prevent them?
And whby didn´t he lift a finger when muslims steered planes into the WTC and Pentagon?

Seems to me like Jesus is as powerless as Allah in preventing such things ;)

10/28/2010 6:32:25 PM


Knowing god's aim he was probably angry at something Obama did.

10/28/2010 6:47:04 PM


Oh my god! I can see the fnords!!!

10/28/2010 7:56:20 PM


Guess what? Pick anything someone did that you don't like. Then search the news; and, guaranteed, you can find some disaster that happened just after that.

All it proves is that there are a lot of disasters, and if you're a Christian fundamentalist whiner with a litany of complaints, it's pretty sure someone did something to piss you off just before one of the disasters occurred.

10/28/2010 7:59:43 PM


And from this we learn that your god is even a bigger murderer than the terrorists you hate.

10/28/2010 10:28:46 PM


Christianity's Founder? Are you talking about Saul of Tarsus?

10/29/2010 1:12:07 AM

European Libertarian

It's the 21st Century, why are their still human beings like this?

10/29/2010 2:41:18 AM


Note that Jesus didn't lift a finger to prevent the 52 London victims either.

10/29/2010 4:50:34 AM

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