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No one has to go to football games. And imposing a religion of silence is neutral? No, it's a point of view. Taxing Christians for Godless schools is neutral? No. If there were no God, what would be wrong with Christians taxing, or even eating, atheists?

AndrewLohr, Chattanooga Times Free Press 75 Comments [10/25/2010 7:02:19 AM]
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TGRwulf

What the FUCK?!

Footbal games to imposing religion to taxes to eating non-believers?

WHAT are you ON?

10/25/2010 7:19:55 AM

13.7

"If there were no God, what would be wrong with Christians taxing, or even eating, atheists?"

We have dispatched a loony bin to your present location. Please pray quietly until they arrive. Do not at any time question the existence of your chosen deity. Thank you -- someone who does not want to die.

10/25/2010 7:22:02 AM

nutbunny

I think that they should have a prayer from EVERY religion before the games start. EVERY religion.

Maybe then you'll realise what actually IS wrong with praying to Jeebus before kick off.

"If there were no God, what would be wrong with Christians taxing, or even eating, atheists?"

As far as atheists are concerned there is no god. We haven't started eating christians. Do you know why? Because it's not nice. You wouldn't like being eaten, would you?

10/25/2010 7:24:44 AM

Dr. Razark

"If there were no God, what would be wrong with Christians taxing, or even eating, atheists?"

uh...

The fact that you can even ask that question shows that something is seriously wrong.

(Hint- that "something" is you.)

10/25/2010 7:36:07 AM

aaa

What dimension do you hail from and why the fuck would you want to eat me?

10/25/2010 7:36:11 AM

freako104

". If there were no God, what would be wrong with Christians taxing, or even eating, atheists?"



Um.....Yeah atheists are not cannibals. Yet you ask this. Why

10/25/2010 7:55:38 AM

Dr. Steve Brule

"If there were no God, what would be wrong with Christians taxing, or even eating, atheists?"

What would be wrong would be us having to clean up the bloody mess after we defend ourselves from the Jesus Cannibal Holocaust. Then again, all those brains in the front yard might actually get them to leave us alone for a change...

10/25/2010 8:06:32 AM

Mister Spak

wat

10/25/2010 8:08:05 AM

storymoron

More proof that you should never make an argument while hungry.

10/25/2010 8:12:08 AM

physalis17

"If there were no God, what would be wrong with Christians taxing, or even eating, atheists?"

Well us atheists do taste great on a whole wheat bun so I can see why you'd want to eat us.

10/25/2010 8:20:59 AM

HeathenAngel

I'm scared.

I want to comment on the word salad.. but I'm afraid of becoming the main course.

10/25/2010 8:21:56 AM

Horsefeathers

"No one has to go to football games. And imposing a religion of silence is neutral?"

Religion of silence? I have to say, I kind of like that idea.

"No, it's a point of view. Taxing Christians for Godless schools is neutral?"

Everyone is taxed for it equally, including those who don't even have kids. Just like they tax you for roads, even if you don't own a car. Or they tax you for parks, even if you hate nature.

In other words, shut the fuck up. You're not being "persecuted" and it isn't unfair to you, or wherever the hell it is you think you're going with this.

"No. If there were no God, what would be wrong with Christians taxing, or even eating, atheists?"

Excuse me? Eating atheists?

P.S. Someone in law enforcement might want to take a quick peek in Andrew's fridge and maybe under his floorboards.

10/25/2010 8:29:49 AM

Doctor Whom

No one has to go to football games.

That would be a good argument if we were talking about a purely private-sector endeavor, but we're not, so it isn't.

And imposing a religion of silence is neutral?

If there's a religion of silence, then please please please convert.

No, it's a point of view. Taxing Christians for Godless schools is neutral? No.

Secular != Godless.

If there were no God, what would be wrong with Christians taxing, or even eating, atheists?

Well, for starters, this:


10/25/2010 8:43:03 AM

shadkat

I...uh...What.

You know it's pretty interesting when you jump from the topic of football to religion to taxes to cannibalism within, say, a six minute conversation. However, doing it within six sentences? That's just insane.

10/25/2010 8:47:11 AM

Papabear

Because eating your fellow citizens is, among other things, unfair, and it tends to make the group being consumed cranky.

10/25/2010 8:54:44 AM



It scares me to no end that belief in a god is the only thing that keeps Andrew here from eating atheists.

10/25/2010 9:00:34 AM

I read about the afterlife

Okay. I can tell that these are words but I'm damned if I know what the hell they mean when put together.

10/25/2010 9:01:47 AM

nazani14

Religion of silence? Wha...? Trappist monks?

Please take your doomed children out of the schools paid for with my godless money.

10/25/2010 9:05:04 AM



So you're saying the only thing that is keeping you from eating another person is your God? Please please get help.

10/25/2010 9:46:24 AM

Sisyphus

I thought acid went out of fashion in the 80's.

@nutbunny: Christians also taste terrible and are very finicky to prepare. It's just not worth the effort to make them a regular part of your day.

10/25/2010 9:56:28 AM

BlackMageJ

When we describe fundies as being "like zombies", we mean incapable of thinking on their own and obsessed with converting everyone else into one of them, NOT overcome with a desire to consume the flesh of the living.

10/25/2010 9:56:58 AM

color.me.envious

You deserve an award for such a staggering example of a non sequitor. Quite possibly the best I've ever witnessed.

10/25/2010 10:12:03 AM

Headache

Whatever fucked you up - I don't want it!

10/25/2010 10:15:47 AM

Sasha

I think Andrew should be the subject of a police inquiry. No way this guy isn't nuts.

10/25/2010 10:23:31 AM



I likes mustard on my atheists

10/25/2010 10:31:31 AM
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