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The Return of Eye Beams!

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Quote# 77098

In a thread regarding astrophysics, distance and star light

Here is a question you.

So a light year = the distance light travels in a year.

You mentioned the figure 11 million light years away.

So my question is how are we observing this light 11 million light years away now?

I'm not 11 million years old, i'm 20.

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Later on he goes on to say...

If it takes 11 million years to travel to earth, how can i see it now? I'm only 20.

If it takes 11 million years to travel to earth then the viewer would need to be 11 million years old.

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And it continues with...

I don't believe light travels at all, i've looked at various models and worked on many but none of it works. The basics of visual perception is often overlooked. When we look at something what is actually going on? The emission theory states that the light emits (not a travelling speed) from our own eyes not from the object we look at. The intromission theory states the opposite.

The emission theory is the most common sense, so i don't believe there is any speed of light. The 'Starlight Problem' has never been a problem for me and the YEC model. The earliest Church Fathers (2nd-4th century AD) who believed in emmision theory also had no problem with starlight and a young universe.

Cassiterides, Evolution Fairytale Forum 243 Comments [10/25/2010 7:04:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Flatland
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#1416314
Andrew

You sir, are simply a moron. No need to even attempt to explain how simple this is.

6/24/2012 5:57:05 PM

#1440250
Ebon

You are so dumb, I'm amazed you can type.

8/28/2012 9:23:39 PM

#1444534
Cassiterides

How can I see photographs that were taken before I was born? I can't. Thery proven.

9/7/2012 7:23:05 AM

#1449076
TheLastCenturion

alright then mister emmision theory, explain light switches.

9/19/2012 7:05:09 AM

#1458916
DKN117

"The emission theory states that the light emits (not a travelling speed) from our own eyes not from the object we look at."

Aku: "The wolf attacked Little Red Hood, not knowing that Little Red Hood had... LASER EYE BEAMS!"

10/15/2012 10:58:40 PM

#1460566
TheTundraTerror

*blinks and brings his toaster to him to the bathtub*

10/20/2012 1:08:35 AM

#1475031
ideae

How can you KNOW there was a Big Bang? Were you there?
Obviously you have to be there. Likewise, you have to be a 2000 year old Palestinian to be a Christian. 'm ah raht?

11/27/2012 2:46:44 PM

#1475088
xyz

> The emission theory is the most common sense
lolwut. Seriously, if the emission "theory" was correct, you would be able to see in the dark. However, you cannot (unless you use night vision goggles).

11/27/2012 4:48:54 PM

#1485701
anothga

This person obviously lacks some part(s) of basic Physics education.

12/23/2012 10:58:19 AM

#1501186


'Alcari

He may be 20, but he has the intellect of an 11 year old.'

What? He has an intellect?

2/1/2013 5:02:12 PM

#1519224
Anon-e-moose



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@Blue the Thief

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3/25/2013 9:00:08 AM

#1519726


Gaaaaaaah! My brain!

3/26/2013 8:12:47 PM

#1519858
Well that's it

Eye beams clearly prove YEC. We are all hanging our heads in shame.

3/27/2013 5:38:52 AM

#1522824
hunnybooboo

The stupid...it hurts..

4/2/2013 4:32:48 PM

#1524111


This is my favorite thing on the internet, ever

4/6/2013 6:50:22 AM

#1528040
Sssgth

Pertaining to Comment 1:

There are 11-year olds I know who are smarter than him. In fact, most are.

4/16/2013 6:01:26 PM

#1528454
OverpropelledPegasus

This theory only makes sense if Cyclops thinks the universe didn't exist until he was born.

Oh, wait, he does!

4/17/2013 6:54:32 PM

#1534895
Qvantvm

It's like internet people asking why we all don't just live in the same time zone, but on a universal scale.

5/3/2013 7:01:38 PM
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