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Quote# 77098

In a thread regarding astrophysics, distance and star light

Here is a question you.

So a light year = the distance light travels in a year.

You mentioned the figure 11 million light years away.

So my question is how are we observing this light 11 million light years away now?

I'm not 11 million years old, i'm 20.

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Later on he goes on to say...

If it takes 11 million years to travel to earth, how can i see it now? I'm only 20.

If it takes 11 million years to travel to earth then the viewer would need to be 11 million years old.

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And it continues with...

I don't believe light travels at all, i've looked at various models and worked on many but none of it works. The basics of visual perception is often overlooked. When we look at something what is actually going on? The emission theory states that the light emits (not a travelling speed) from our own eyes not from the object we look at. The intromission theory states the opposite.

The emission theory is the most common sense, so i don't believe there is any speed of light. The 'Starlight Problem' has never been a problem for me and the YEC model. The earliest Church Fathers (2nd-4th century AD) who believed in emmision theory also had no problem with starlight and a young universe.

Cassiterides, Evolution Fairytale Forum 260 Comments [10/25/2010 7:04:51 AM]
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Andrew

You sir, are simply a moron. No need to even attempt to explain how simple this is.

6/24/2012 5:57:05 PM

Ebon

You are so dumb, I'm amazed you can type.

8/28/2012 9:23:39 PM

Cassiterides

How can I see photographs that were taken before I was born? I can't. Thery proven.

9/7/2012 7:23:05 AM

TheLastCenturion

alright then mister emmision theory, explain light switches.

9/19/2012 7:05:09 AM

DKN117

"The emission theory states that the light emits (not a travelling speed) from our own eyes not from the object we look at."

Aku: "The wolf attacked Little Red Hood, not knowing that Little Red Hood had... LASER EYE BEAMS!"

10/15/2012 10:58:40 PM

TheTundraTerror

*blinks and brings his toaster to him to the bathtub*

10/20/2012 1:08:35 AM

ideae

How can you KNOW there was a Big Bang? Were you there?
Obviously you have to be there. Likewise, you have to be a 2000 year old Palestinian to be a Christian. 'm ah raht?

11/27/2012 2:46:44 PM

xyz

> The emission theory is the most common sense
lolwut. Seriously, if the emission "theory" was correct, you would be able to see in the dark. However, you cannot (unless you use night vision goggles).

11/27/2012 4:48:54 PM

anothga

This person obviously lacks some part(s) of basic Physics education.

12/23/2012 10:58:19 AM



'Alcari

He may be 20, but he has the intellect of an 11 year old.'

What? He has an intellect?

2/1/2013 5:02:12 PM

Anon-e-moose



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3/25/2013 9:00:08 AM



Gaaaaaaah! My brain!

3/26/2013 8:12:47 PM

Well that's it

Eye beams clearly prove YEC. We are all hanging our heads in shame.

3/27/2013 5:38:52 AM

hunnybooboo

The stupid...it hurts..

4/2/2013 4:32:48 PM



This is my favorite thing on the internet, ever

4/6/2013 6:50:22 AM

Sssgth

Pertaining to Comment 1:

There are 11-year olds I know who are smarter than him. In fact, most are.

4/16/2013 6:01:26 PM

OverpropelledPegasus

This theory only makes sense if Cyclops thinks the universe didn't exist until he was born.

Oh, wait, he does!

4/17/2013 6:54:32 PM

Qvantvm

It's like internet people asking why we all don't just live in the same time zone, but on a universal scale.

5/3/2013 7:01:38 PM

hey

Alcari, I'm an 11-year-old and I take offense to that comment.

5/19/2013 5:23:00 PM



Words fail me. I'm sure I could make some witty comment, but it would be nowhere near as funny as what this imbecilic lunatic has done himself.

5/30/2013 3:39:44 AM

bootmii

Light is emitted by light sources. Color is determined by the wavelengths of light that are not absorbed by a substance or by the wavelengths of light emitted by that substance.

6/4/2013 9:55:38 PM

Julyjack

Explanation-

You're seeing old light.

6/8/2013 3:48:01 PM

ebrainer1

I spent a whole minute flailing my arms in a miniature seizure at this person's stupidity.

7/2/2013 11:17:47 AM

Anon-e-moose

And there are those who think Footballers ('Soccer') are 'wusses'?!:



Not for nothing are Manchester United known as 'The Red Devils'. >:D

The above should scare Casshiterides shitless, certainly out of thinking his insane 'theory' has any credibility.

7/4/2013 7:57:17 AM

Mop

intromission, noun:

the action or process of inserting the penis into the vagina in sexual intercourse.

8/30/2013 3:58:19 AM
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