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Self is the atheist's god. He serves his god fervently and intensely to the bitter end. Self-worship is the basest worship of all. They choose self instead of Christ, and desire to live comfortably, having no thought or care for God. The atheist loves himself, enjoys himself, and will soon damn himself. They lead a thoughtless and careless life in the deceitfulness and delusion of Sin. Your profession of atheism is a mere sham. Every atheist lives in contempt of God's court. There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight.

Call-Upon-Jesus, Atheist Central 96 Comments [10/26/2010 5:22:50 AM]
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El

So in other words, "fuck logic!"

10/26/2010 5:26:46 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

Would you like cheese with that whine?

10/26/2010 5:28:47 AM

Lordy

God is coming for me with his divine warrant, sounds kinky!

10/26/2010 5:32:56 AM

TGRwulf

Um, NO. "Self" worship is LaVeyan(sp?) Satanism, though their self worship is nothing like what you described here.

Atheism, for the last time, has NO GOD. What part of lack of a belief in a deity don't you fucking understand?

10/26/2010 5:39:15 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I was a professional boxer once.
(I worked in shipping&receiving)

For 40 years I was a doctor of letters.
(sign painter)

Now I'm a professional atheist! WooHOOO!

10/26/2010 5:42:13 AM

Doubting Thomas

Too bad fundies just can't understand that we atheists don't need a god or don't worship anything. But I guess if I did have to worship something, myself would be high on the list.

There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight.

And also too bad they can't understand that these empty threats aren't going to make us believe in and love their god. If you don't believe in something, when they say that it's going to punish you it just comes off as silly. It would be like saying "You better be good or the boogeyman will get you!" But it's not likely I would want to worship something that's threatening me anyway.

10/26/2010 5:52:39 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Agent Don Self?

10/26/2010 6:02:31 AM

Starscream

Divine warrant for my arrest eh? And who precisely is going to enforce this warrant? You? I think not. If your God sent some heavenly being to do it, or came in person then maybe I'd be convinced and change my ways accordingly.

As it is, I don't think I'm in any danger of ending up in the cosmic slammer any time soon. :D

10/26/2010 6:05:53 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Actually, I choose self over Baal.

10/26/2010 6:12:50 AM

Quantum Mechanic

bullshit

10/26/2010 6:20:14 AM

Karlsbad

And you, Call-Upon-Jesus, are a fine example of the Last Man whose future coming Nietzsche predicted. Your rants do not scare me, they are a source of much entertainment.

10/26/2010 6:21:28 AM

D Laurier

And somebody is jealous that we atheists dont wallow in self loathing.

10/26/2010 6:29:35 AM

Dan Onymous

You realise that just making stuff up about other people and putting it on the internet counts as "bearing false witness" right?

Why are you in contempt of God's laws?

10/26/2010 6:36:54 AM

Anon-e-moose

"enjoys himself"

Too damn right I do! Mainly to pics of Marilyn Monroe and Bettie Page.

"There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight."

No doubt served by two faaaaabulous officers in leather garb, who'll put pink fluffy cuffs on me! As long as the strip search is conducted by two hot female officers, I'll come quietly.

...or not.

X3 ;)

10/26/2010 6:44:54 AM

Doctor Whom

They choose self instead of Christ

I chose that one whose existence can be demonstrated. So sue me already.

There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight.

It's funny how God's powers work only in the realm of the completely unfalsifiable.

10/26/2010 6:48:24 AM

Horsefeathers

"Self is the atheist's god."

Nature and Reality are my "god."

"He serves his god fervently and intensely to the bitter end. Self-worship is the basest worship of all."

Oh, obviously.

"They choose self instead of Christ, and desire to live comfortably, having no thought or care for God."

Because your god does not appear to have any thought or care for me. Not to mention that he doesn't appear to exist in the first place.

"The atheist loves himself, enjoys himself, and will soon damn himself."

Most people do this on a fairly regular basis throughout their lives.

"They lead a thoughtless and careless life in the deceitfulness and delusion of Sin."

I put more thought and contemplation into what I'm having for dinner than you likely put into your entire week. You don't need to think about anything or contemplate anything. You've got your Wholly Babble as an instruction book, remember? No need to think; just listen to the preacher on Sunday and get your free ride to Heaven. Everything else is just tedious busy work until then, right?

"Your profession of atheism is a mere sham."

That could explain why I haven't received a paycheck yet.

"Every atheist lives in contempt of God's court."

I don't see any evidence of your god, nor that of anyone else.

"There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight."

Your god knows where I am. He's both omnipotent and omniscient. If he wants to find me he's free to show up anytime he likes. I'll keep the light on for him.

10/26/2010 7:16:17 AM

beehummingbird

"There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight."

Is that supposed to scare me?

It sounds like a bad line from a porno.

10/26/2010 7:26:30 AM

Dr. Shrinker

I can demonstrate that myself exists.
You cannot demonstrate that your god exists.

If I were inclined to worship anything, well, its kind of a no-brainer.

10/26/2010 7:31:03 AM

Cy

Apparently there are no female atheists.

10/26/2010 7:48:24 AM



Self? Will Self? Nah, can't stand him.

10/26/2010 7:49:49 AM

EMT420

"Self is the atheist's god." True. I am my own god.

"He serves his god fervently and intensely to the bitter end." Damn skippy, I do.

"Self-worship is the basest worship of all." It's the only "worship" that is in any way worthwhile.

"They choose self instead of Christ, and desire to live comfortably, having no thought or care for God." This is true, and I do live quite comfortably without believing in invisible people in the sky.

"The atheist loves himself, enjoys himself..." Yes, actually, I do.

"and will soon damn himself." Damn myself to what? The fictional hot place underground? How about you do your thing, I do mine, and we see where we end up.

"They lead a thoughtless and careless life in the deceitfulness and delusion of Sin." I am living honestly. In my experience there are none more deceived and deluded than fundamentalist religionists of any kind.

"Your profession of atheism is a mere sham." Your entire ridiculous religion is a farce.

"Every atheist lives in contempt of God's court." I don't recognize the authority of your god's "court".

"There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight." Ooh, now we get to the real batshit at last. Come and get me, motherfucker!

10/26/2010 7:54:56 AM

Papabear

Please do not presume to tell me that my professed position is a sham. I do not claim that your belief in God is in sincere, just wrong.

As God doesn't exist, I can hardly have contempt for him. I have contempt for you though. Is that good enough?

A "divine warrant" for my arrest? OK, let God come and arrest me.

10/26/2010 8:18:45 AM

Pule Thamex

Call upon Jesus and waste your life away in a whirl of ignorance, superstitious neediness, unwholesome stupidity and slavish doltishness.

"There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight."

Wishful thinking buddy. It'll never happen because God's afraid of me. He knows I don't tolerate evil beings, invisible or otherwise, so He stays well away. He prefers to molest the gullible and the stupid through His vast army of liars and deceit-mongers. As a payment for their services, He lets his malignant servants partake of all sorts of illegal sexual activities with His cult members and their children as well as allowing their indulgence in the theft and misuse of parishioners' donations.

10/26/2010 8:25:25 AM

I read about the afterlife

Oh damn! That reminds me! I forgot to pray to myself this morning. Oh god, I'm going to send me to hell for this!

10/26/2010 8:28:43 AM

They call me... Sally?

Well, I guess I do have some things in common with your god. For one I love burnt offerings, and their smells do please me, although I prefer to call it barbeque.

10/26/2010 9:06:45 AM
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