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Self is the atheist's god. He serves his god fervently and intensely to the bitter end. Self-worship is the basest worship of all. They choose self instead of Christ, and desire to live comfortably, having no thought or care for God. The atheist loves himself, enjoys himself, and will soon damn himself. They lead a thoughtless and careless life in the deceitfulness and delusion of Sin. Your profession of atheism is a mere sham. Every atheist lives in contempt of God's court. There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight.

Call-Upon-Jesus, Atheist Central 96 Comments [10/26/2010 5:22:50 AM]
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Ambrielle

I'm so scared.

10/26/2010 6:07:06 PM

Nowonmai

Actually, Christian Fundies love themselves, as they grovel and mewl, decry others as evil or sinful, in an attempt to have their everlasting life a paradise. Selfish buggers you all are.

10/26/2010 6:23:33 PM

Sasha

What a scary boogieman of a god you believe in. It would make a good Halloween costume.

10/26/2010 6:27:09 PM

rubber chicken

When the angel SWAT team sledgehammers my door open at dawn I'll give a fuck. Until then...

10/26/2010 6:35:32 PM

Tatsukun

Don't worry everyone, I have arranged for Superman to protect us from Call-upon's Jeebuz warrants.

10/26/2010 6:50:13 PM

Berny

The obvious retort would be "Of course I love myself, at least I know for a fact that I exist."
The fact is that since I'm not a selfish individual, I don't live strictly for myself. I have a wife and two children, as well as a large family and plenty of friends to share my time with.
As for your "divine arrest warrant", if it existed, I'd tell you to shove it up your ass.

10/26/2010 7:07:53 PM

Green

The atheist loves himself, enjoys himself

I didn't realize these were bad things.

So do all Christians practice self-loathing?

10/26/2010 7:24:46 PM

Priestling

There something wrong with wanting to live a comfortable life?

10/26/2010 7:49:48 PM

Jantaro

"Um, NO. "Self" worship is LaVeyan(sp?) Satanism, though their self worship is nothing like what you described here. "

TGRwulf, as an ex-LaVeyan Satanist, I wholeheartedly agree.

10/26/2010 8:17:22 PM

Tiado

This is what I gathered from this quote:

"You must not enjoy your own existence! You must not enjoy yourself. You must hate yourself since you are a filthy sinner only worthy of death and eternal suffering. So devote your life to Jesus and you might have a tiny chance of redemption from your filthy sinful existence."

Man, you must really hate your life, then.

10/26/2010 8:25:57 PM

moose

This looks like the old "gawd is gonna strike you down with lightening" argument, with an insulting whine for a preamble. Yeah, real convincing. That's gonna make me believe in your madjick sky ghost.

So....gawd is a crappy cop. I mean...I figure there have been billions of "divine" warrants in the last 2000 years. Other than xians that have hanged and burned people at the stake.....I haven't seen your gawd do any arrest, court, or sentence. So, are YOU gonna come arrest me? With a warrant from gawd?

10/26/2010 9:21:39 PM

John_in_Oz

Okay, I waited a night and nothing happened. So either your God is incompetent or you're a damned liar. Which would Jesus say?

10/26/2010 9:34:19 PM

Lilith

"There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight."

Try that and I'll sue your ass for false arrest.

10/26/2010 9:36:20 PM

speccy4i

I love self but I don't think I'd worship them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn49IDcTpFE


10/26/2010 9:56:47 PM

misshani

Sheesh, just because we think ourselves to be more moral and more real than your deity, doesn't mean we think ourselves to be deities.

I actually prefer to see myself as just another microbe on this precious speck of dust, caught up in one of the multitude of galactic dust-bunnies in a never-ending expanding universe.

The fact that I find our own fragile tininess to be yet more awe-inspiring and significant than your fairytale says much more about how I view the fairytale than how I view myself.

10/26/2010 9:57:48 PM

dionysus

Self is the atheist's god.

Oxymoron. If an atheist has a god (even themselves) they are, by definition, not atheist.

He serves his god fervently and intensely to the bitter end. Self-worship is the basest worship of all.

I thought atheists were depressed and suicidal, now we're narcissists? I guess you fundies don't need to get your stories straight so long as you're making yourselves feel superior to everyone else.

They choose self instead of Christ, and desire to live comfortably, having no thought or care for God. The atheist loves himself, enjoys himself

I'm confused. Are you complimenting us? Because that sure sounds like it.

and will soon damn himself

That's nothing, Christians will get their souls eaten by Igor the Christian Soul Eating Dragon.

They lead a thoughtless and careless life in the deceitfulness

And here we have evidence that you know exactly zero atheists.

and delusion of Sin

Uh, I thought it was Christians that believed in the delusion of sin.

Your profession of atheism is a mere sham.

Profession? I don't recall any interview. Where's my paycheck? >:(

Every atheist lives in contempt of God's court. There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight.


10/26/2010 11:29:37 PM

Skyknight

Trusting that you're using "god" as a synonym for "guiding purpose", where is it written that self and the Christ are the only two possible ultimate purposes? One who is devoted to agape and/or philia isn't aiming primarily at fellowship with the Christ OR satisfaction of the self. That doesn't exactly do wonders for your dichotomy.

10/26/2010 11:53:35 PM

QuasiRodent

Isn't this the guy who thinks God modeled bananas after dicks so they'd fit in our mouths or something?

10/26/2010 11:55:24 PM

nutbunny

Well, fuck god and his court, you arrogant son of a bitch.
I refuse to worship your god for 2 reasons, each being wholly worthy in and of themselves.
1)Your god is not real.
2)If it was real, I would refuse out of spite. It does not deserve worship. Fucking megalomaniacal psychic parasite!

10/27/2010 12:11:58 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

"There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight."

*yawn*, still waiting for it to be delivered Call-Upon. Get lost in the post did it?

10/27/2010 12:34:06 AM



A divine warrant out for our arrest tonight? Somebody better call Dog the Bounty Hunter. He will save us from our damnable ways, I'm sure. And let us smoke a cigarette on the way.

10/27/2010 1:12:37 AM

Dr. Steve Brule

"Self is the atheist's god"

I think he is confusing us with the Objectivists,

"The atheist loves himself, enjoys himself, and will soon damn himself."

Yup,

"Every atheist lives in contempt of God's court. There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight."

Whoa, that got pretty hateful

10/27/2010 2:25:35 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Fortunately, our local law enforcement officers are far more efficient when it comes to serving warrants.

10/27/2010 4:02:16 AM



I'm a solipsist, but I also secretly believe in God? Alright. Just by following this senseless train of thought I've condemned myself... to deal with your stupidity, not to Hell.

10/27/2010 6:47:38 AM

David B.

"Self is the atheist's god."

But atheists don't believe in gods.
Therefore atheists don't believe in self.
Therefore all atheists are in fact perfectly selfless.

Atheists, even Christians agree we're nicer people than them.

10/27/2010 8:01:54 AM
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