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Self is the atheist's god. He serves his god fervently and intensely to the bitter end. Self-worship is the basest worship of all. They choose self instead of Christ, and desire to live comfortably, having no thought or care for God. The atheist loves himself, enjoys himself, and will soon damn himself. They lead a thoughtless and careless life in the deceitfulness and delusion of Sin. Your profession of atheism is a mere sham. Every atheist lives in contempt of God's court. There is a divine warrant out for your arrest tonight.

Call-Upon-Jesus, Atheist Central 97 Comments [10/26/2010 5:22:50 AM]
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We also choose self instead of Allah and Ganesha, and have no thought or care for Allah or Ganesha. Don't you, CUJ?

I pity the person who does not love and enjoy him- or herself.

As most atheists believe that this is the one chance at life we'll get, we tend to lead a rahter thought-out life; filled with as much happiness, love, friends, family, fulfillments, acchievements etc, we can cram into it.

Profession of atheism? Huh?
We Don Not Believe In Any Gods. We live in contempt of the Easter Bunny too, then.

10/27/2010 8:36:46 AM


"Self is the atheist's god"

Will Self was okay on "Shooting Stars", but not as good as Mark Lamarr, IMO.


Eranu! Uvavu!


10/27/2010 9:48:06 AM

N. Atheist

Even if it were true that we atheists worshiped ourselves, at least we know that we exist.

And we humanists have done far more to make the world a better place than God has ever done. God seems to be too busy telling already-homophobic Christians to hate gays or making pictures of his son appear on grilled cheese sandwiches to do anything useful.

10/27/2010 1:08:41 PM


A divine warrant? I guess no one collects on imaginary warrants, huh?

10/27/2010 3:04:47 PM


I like myself. I want to keep me and my fellow humans satisfied. I don't need some effin' sky fairy for that. What is wrong with me?

Of course that speaks much about you guys who need some magical non-existent "holy power" to keep you in order. I really feel pity for you.

10/27/2010 3:56:37 PM


I don't think you get it yet. Fuck your fucking god. Spout this kind of shit 24/7, doesn't matter, if he doesn't exist then your only wasting everyone's time, especially yours. If he does exist than I'll be jumping in line to punch him in the face. Give up this pathetic, PATHETIC, delusion that your actually going to convert people like me.

10/27/2010 4:21:36 PM


If god wants to arrest me, he can come down here and do it himself. Until them I'm just going to laugh at your stupid threats.

And yes I enjoy myself, it's called self-respect, and also masturbation. But I don't worship myself, because that would be dumb and pointless.

10/27/2010 6:32:36 PM


I don't know of an atheist who chose to be an atheist so that he didn't have to fear God's wrath. The atheists I know are the ones that actually DO think about things, and have decided that the republican "God" is a prick. Maybe that's because conservative Christians use "God" as an excuse to do all the things they do.

10/27/2010 7:30:02 PM

If you can't love yourself, how can you love anyone/anything else?

10/27/2010 8:25:28 PM

like 80% of the world doesn't choose Jesus. Are they touching themselves, according to your logic?

10/28/2010 4:23:48 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Have you ever even spoken to an atheist?

10/28/2010 12:38:18 PM


In other words, your god doesn't want people to love themselves because it takes away the limelight from him.

Your god has serious ego issues.

10/28/2010 10:33:38 PM

But why would God need/care what we think of him if he's God?

10/30/2010 8:49:29 PM

Arthur Vandelay

Atheism is now a profession? Where the bloody hell is my paycheck?!

10/31/2010 1:35:20 AM



10/31/2010 12:54:42 PM


Actually, worshipping myself does have significant advantages over worshipping your god:

1) I have a higher, obvious success rate in answering my own prayers. Those prayers that don't get answered have obvious reasons why not.

2) I don't need to worry about killing anyone or even myself in order to make myself happy.

3) My "plan" is fairly easy to figure out on a day to day basis. I don't need to worry if I'm not living life according to my own plan on a daily basis.

4) When I'm angry at someone or something, I am more able to take it out on the person or object I am angry at, rather than at some distant person/place.

5) Most importantly of all, I actually exist, and can prove the same.

10/31/2010 7:27:02 PM

Narcism =/= Atheism

That, and you fail to understand the wide scope of all sorts of Atheists.

11/1/2010 5:56:36 AM


Oh yeah, well you're out of order, your honor! This whole court is out of order!

11/3/2010 5:39:38 PM


no thanks, i'm jewish.

11/19/2010 4:12:00 PM


Yes, I worship myself. You figured it out Call-Upon-Jesus... although I said nothing along these lines ever or even thought it. Also, I get paid for being an atheist as well, making it very lucrative...

6/8/2011 3:04:10 PM


well, at least I exist. so that would be progress.

5/1/2012 6:20:10 AM

Do you even know what atheism is?

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