"My years have taught me that the litmus test of a REAL Christian is marriage and birth control."
Duh. Obviously. It's not like real Christians should love everyone, be tolerant and compassionate and help the poor, sick, dying and less fortunate like that Jesus guy was babbling about all the time. What the hell would he know about being a real Christian anyway, right?
"Real Christians stay married till death and have as many children as God sends. They don't use birth control."
Let me guess, you're a Catholic. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. Those Freeper morons will never figure out you're one of them dirty, heathen Mary worshipers.
"If I see a person who calls themselves Christian and is divorced and remarried, I know that they are hypocrites."
Yes. Much better to stay with someone you can't stand than to do the reasonable thing and get the fuck away from one another. Your god will likely be sending you to Hell for some minor infraction you weren't even aware you'd committed anyway so you may as well start the punishment process while you're here.
"If I see a couple with no children because they use birth control, I know they have not God's Grace."
And how would you know this is the case? Maybe their infertile. Maybe they understand enough about human reproduction to avoid sex when she's most likely to conceive. Maybe they simply abstain from sex all together. Maybe you should mind your own fucking business.
Didn't Jesus tell you to mind your own fucking business instead of worrying about what everyone else is doing? You know, that whole "mote in your brother's eye; plank in your own" speech he gave. Not that any of you people actually listen to, follow or are generally even aware of what he supposedly said to begin with.
"How many Christians like that do you know? "
I don't know anyone like that, Christian or not.