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#1222325
breakerslion
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dzzORZhnCao
10/29/2010 11:46:43 AM
#1222340
GodotIsWaiting4U
Because it's all about sex. More specifically, it's all about having sex in only a handful of contexts in proscribed ways while viewing it as an unpleasant means to a necessary end. Or some shit.
You people are fantastically depressing, you know that?
10/29/2010 12:55:58 PM
#1222342
John
My years have taught me that the litmus test of a REAL Christian is the ability to walk on water. If I see somebody using a bridge, I know he has not God's Grace.
10/29/2010 1:20:40 PM
#1222350
Allegory for Jesus
I seriously hope that this is a poe, because that No True Christians a whole lot of Christians whose political sentiments he would otherwise True Christen.
10/29/2010 2:12:09 PM
#1222374
Fdragon
Gee, I always thought a real Christian was a kind, decent person who follows Chirst's teachings to the best of their abilities. But, then again, I am one of those morons that belives in practicing what you preach.
10/29/2010 6:34:41 PM
#1222388
KILL ALL HUMANITY!
Rumpleforeskin
YAH! FUCK PROGRESS AND EVOLUTION AND ALL THAT CRAZY ASS FUCKING NONSENSE! PLANT POWER! KILL ALL THE HUMANS! TOTET DIE PFLANZE KAPITALISTEN!! TOTET DIE PFLANZE KAPITALISTEN!!! EUGENICS!
10/29/2010 9:48:50 PM
#1222391
pete
Sounds like verdugo has wasted his years.
10/29/2010 10:00:43 PM
#1222460
FMG
Then you should not have healthcare because "Children Should Live as Long as God's Grace".
Oh waits!
10/30/2010 9:16:41 AM
#1222464
TheRealClarkKent
Hey, you know someone who didn't have kids?
JESUS CHRIST
You know who else didn't have kids?
THE APOSTLES
I guess none of them were Christians either.
10/30/2010 9:26:15 AM
#1222501
KR
"Real Christians stay married till death and have as many children as God sends."
Umm, think my grandparents were like that... silly things :-)
10/30/2010 12:21:26 PM
#1222563
tmarcl
@Anon-e-moose
Mary was effectively raped by God.
Actually, for all of the dickish things the Judeo-Christian god had done, raping Mary isn't one of them. She did explicitly give consent for the deed prior to it happening.
10/30/2010 7:53:38 PM
#1222576
Zodiac
"How many Christians like that do you know?"
Just one - you.
@TheRealClarkKent:
They weren't. They were Jews.
10/30/2010 11:19:27 PM
#1222656
god also wants you to get as much std's he has created for you so take in that holy gift :)
10/31/2010 1:47:58 PM
#1277178
kuribo
judge not that ye be not judged, you hypocrite. Other peoples crotches is none of your business, sicko.
4/10/2011 8:18:13 AM
#1378112
Phoenix
All mentally stable [relatively] Christians I know have only 1-2 children, so they either only make love for babies or use birth control. Heck, even my near-fundie parents probably used it.
2/26/2012 9:46:59 AM
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