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My years have taught me that the litmus test of a REAL Christian is marriage and birth control. Real Christians stay married till death and have as many children as God sends. They don't use birth control. If I see a person who calls themselves Christian and is divorced and remarried, I know that they are hypocrites. If I see a couple with no children because they use birth control, I know they have not God's Grace.

How many Christians like that do you know?

verdugo, FreeRepublic 90 Comments [10/28/2010 3:34:53 AM]
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breakerslion

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dzzORZhnCao


10/29/2010 11:46:43 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Because it's all about sex. More specifically, it's all about having sex in only a handful of contexts in proscribed ways while viewing it as an unpleasant means to a necessary end. Or some shit.

You people are fantastically depressing, you know that?

10/29/2010 12:55:58 PM

John

My years have taught me that the litmus test of a REAL Christian is the ability to walk on water. If I see somebody using a bridge, I know he has not God's Grace.

10/29/2010 1:20:40 PM

Allegory for Jesus

I seriously hope that this is a poe, because that No True Christians a whole lot of Christians whose political sentiments he would otherwise True Christen.

10/29/2010 2:12:09 PM

Fdragon

Gee, I always thought a real Christian was a kind, decent person who follows Chirst's teachings to the best of their abilities. But, then again, I am one of those morons that belives in practicing what you preach.

10/29/2010 6:34:41 PM

KILL ALL HUMANITY!

Rumpleforeskin

YAH! FUCK PROGRESS AND EVOLUTION AND ALL THAT CRAZY ASS FUCKING NONSENSE! PLANT POWER! KILL ALL THE HUMANS! TOTET DIE PFLANZE KAPITALISTEN!! TOTET DIE PFLANZE KAPITALISTEN!!! EUGENICS!

10/29/2010 9:48:50 PM

pete

Sounds like verdugo has wasted his years.

10/29/2010 10:00:43 PM

FMG

Then you should not have healthcare because "Children Should Live as Long as God's Grace".

Oh waits!

10/30/2010 9:16:41 AM

TheRealClarkKent

Hey, you know someone who didn't have kids?

JESUS CHRIST

You know who else didn't have kids?

THE APOSTLES

I guess none of them were Christians either.

10/30/2010 9:26:15 AM

KR

"Real Christians stay married till death and have as many children as God sends."

Umm, think my grandparents were like that... silly things :-)

10/30/2010 12:21:26 PM

tmarcl

@Anon-e-moose

Mary was effectively raped by God.

Actually, for all of the dickish things the Judeo-Christian god had done, raping Mary isn't one of them. She did explicitly give consent for the deed prior to it happening.

10/30/2010 7:53:38 PM

Zodiac

"How many Christians like that do you know?"

Just one - you.

@TheRealClarkKent:

They weren't. They were Jews.

10/30/2010 11:19:27 PM



god also wants you to get as much std's he has created for you so take in that holy gift :)

10/31/2010 1:47:58 PM

kuribo

judge not that ye be not judged, you hypocrite. Other peoples crotches is none of your business, sicko.

4/10/2011 8:18:13 AM

Phoenix

All mentally stable [relatively] Christians I know have only 1-2 children, so they either only make love for babies or use birth control. Heck, even my near-fundie parents probably used it.

2/26/2012 9:46:59 AM
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