This is simply too funny to imagine.
Scene: two friends are going on a road trip, a black guy and a white guy
Black guy: (staring out the window) Pull over.
White guy: Huh?
Black guy: Dude, pull over, man, pull over!
White guy: All right, all right, what's wrong?!
(Black guy leaves the car)
White guy: Hey... Hey! Where are you going?!
(Black guy falls to his knees next to a muddy stream)
Black guy: I... Can't... My legs won't respond... It's like I can't control myself...
White guy: What?! Seriously, is this a prank? 'Cause you're freakin' me out!
Black guy: (flops down in the mud and starts writhing around and moaning with pleasure) Ohhhhhhhhh.... This feels so right...
White guy: Dear fucking lord...
(Black guy starts shoveling red clay into his mouth)
Black guy:(mouth full) Hrelp mre. I canth sthtop. I'm thcared.
White guy: I'm calling an ambulance! (grabs black guy and starts pulling him away from the stream bank)
Black guy: Nooooo! Let me go! The clay! THE CLAAAAY!