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Quote# 77212

What amazes me is that the queers (they use the term) have the chutzpah to claim that they are being persecuted while this sick, degenerate culture caters to them in every possible way. It has reached the point that announcing publicly that one is a homosexual is a certain path to success.

"I'm sorry, sir, but based on your resume, you don't have the qualifications for that position."
"Did I tell you that I suck on penises?"
"No, you didn't. Well, now, let's just shred that resume and look over the great career opportunities that are open for you in the Obama administration."

A society that caters to perversion is doomed.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 86 Comments [11/2/2010 5:06:07 AM]
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Submitted By: physalis17
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Prager

The answer is simple: DoctorDoom has issues.

11/2/2010 5:11:15 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

What amazes me is that you can handle a word like "chutzpah".

11/2/2010 5:13:34 AM

Grey Seer

*sighs*

Once again... homosexuals are not after preferential treatment. They are after EQUAL treatment, where their sexual orientation is irrelevent to whether they can get a job, get married etc

Oh, what's the use. It's not like this idiot will ever change.

11/2/2010 5:17:17 AM

gaijinlaw

This guy sure does think about gay sex acts a lot doesn't he?

Go back to Latveria, asshole.

11/2/2010 5:18:38 AM

TGRwulf

*facepalm*

You do realize that gays do NOT get affirmative action right?

Also, yes they ARE persecuted by fundie asshats like you who won't let them live their lives based on what some 2000 year old desert scriblings say.

11/2/2010 5:25:02 AM



Coming from a guy who expects to be kissed his arse for the mere fact of being white trash.

11/2/2010 5:28:44 AM

nutbunny

Hi there, we cater for queers!

Would you like fries with your physical abuse?

How about our healthy alternative, you can swap your fries for an unspecified format of discrimination of your choice :-D

11/2/2010 5:37:49 AM

Swede

Bullshit! Coming out is still not easy, and you will be treated differently, at least for a while and by some people.

How is being attracted to a person of the same gender a sick and degenerate culture?

Is that why there are so many women in leading positions in the US, and why you have had so many women presidents? They also suck on penises, ya know.

11/2/2010 5:42:28 AM

Doubting Thomas

Bullshit. But around here, mention which church you go to and you're sure to get hired.

11/2/2010 5:43:30 AM

Mister Spak

"A society that caters to perversion is doomed."

And yet you still vote for Diaper Dave Vitter and Certerfold Scott Brown.

No wonder America is being flushed down the toilet.

11/2/2010 5:49:52 AM

Mudak

I guess this is as good a place to say this as anywhere...

I figure that I'm in the minority as a man (sexual orientation I think here is completely irrelevant), when I say that I don't like blow jobs. Telling me that you suck on penises, or even offering to suck on mine, won't buy you any points in my book, regardless of your gender.

11/2/2010 6:08:01 AM

Serph-no-Okami

Yes, there's such a thing as positive discrimination. No, it's certainly not what you seem to think it is. Yes, you have issues that need some work.

11/2/2010 6:38:27 AM

D Laurier

What the fuck?

11/2/2010 6:40:04 AM

Mr Blur

DoctorDumb - wilfully ignorant and bigoted as ever.

11/2/2010 6:56:00 AM

Horsefeathers

You really should see someone about these delusions you keep having, Doc.

Aside from that, weren't people like you saying the same fucking thing about blacks not too long ago? And then it was the Mexicans. Or Puerto Ricans. Or Jews. Or anyone else you happened to hate that month.

Just out of curiosity though, does something similar work for lesbians too, or is it just the gay men that you have these little flights of fancy about?

11/2/2010 6:57:06 AM

JohnTheAtheist

The biggest perversion in our society is christianity. It is much more threatening to our way of life than queers.

11/2/2010 7:02:56 AM

aaa

I am surprised that one man can contain this much assholiness. Your vileness defies all known limits.

11/2/2010 7:03:06 AM

Lucilius

Well, DoctorDim, if you've finally figured that out, then the path to success lies open before you. Now start suckin'.

11/2/2010 7:14:22 AM



I get the feeling that DoctorDoom is a self-loathing homosexual. It would sure as hell explain a lot

11/2/2010 7:19:09 AM

GigaGuess

Why yes, I recall the last time I updated my resume, I put "sucks cock like a champ" because, you know, being gay in the workplace absolutely guarantees you gain perks and bonuses, and totally NOT career suicide in the wrong places. Yes, us homosexuals have it so good, why we just recently have gained the right to not have the police scoff at us if we get assaulted by jackasses like you.

11/2/2010 7:48:38 AM

Angus123

A society that produces dipwads like you deserves to be doomed.

11/2/2010 8:03:41 AM

DevilsChaplain

In what universe are gays being given preferential treatment in hiring?

11/2/2010 8:05:18 AM

Brendan Rizzo

If gay people were being "catered to", then they would not be suffering any discrimination whatsoever, and be in no more danger of assault than, say, a heterosexual Christian white man, who is of a demographic that is actually catered to by society (though thankfully not as much as fifty or even thirty years ago.)

Anyone else think that Doctor Doom is a poe/troll? I mean, no one who was this hateful and bigoted would choose to name himself after a Marvel comics dictator and supervillain, because that would be admitting that he views himself as in the wrong. Perhaps it's a "wink-wink nudge-nudge"?

11/2/2010 8:08:08 AM

Vrresto

Wait wait, a fundie actually thought of an alternative sex act to anal?

11/2/2010 8:12:00 AM

Anon-e-moose

"It has reached the point that announcing publicly that one is a homosexual is a certain path to success."

How right you are:



And in all of his eight-year administration, your God Emperor of Fucking Up, George Dumbya Bush had to kiss King Abdullah's arse, to ensure you got all that lovely oil eh, Repubicans, Religious Right, Neocons, Teabaggers et al?

"A society that caters to perversion is doomed."

How right you are:

http://mccannexposure.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/republican-list-of-paedophiles-shocking/

Right-wingers always like to think they (and their political way of thinking) is always right. Well, the above are just a couple of reasons why you'd wish you were wrong eh, DuckturdDumb?!

And now you know why we Left-wing Atheists are infinitely superior to you & your ilk, DuckturdDumb. In every way.

11/2/2010 8:15:32 AM
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