@ BeemerRefugee1990
"I drive a big ol' Cadillac with wire wheels,
got rhinestones on the spokes.
Got credit down to the grocery store, 'n' my
barber tells me jokes.
I'm the number one attraction at every super market parking lot,
I'm the king of Kansas City, no thanks Omaha, thanks a lot."
Kansa City Star
What do I win?
No, wait a minute - maybe the Doo Wacka Doo song?
I see ya drivin' down the street in your big Cadillac,
Got girls in the front, got girls in the back,
Way in the back, got money in a sack,
Both hands on the wheel and your sure to drive back.
I hear tell your doin' swell, good luck has come your way,
I wish I had your good luck charm and you had a feather up your ass, my friend;
We'd both be tickled then.
(Sure, not exactly the way Ray turned it out for Top 40, but I lke mine) Heh heh
BTW, I've been to the Vatican. I haven't been to Fort Knox for comparison, but don't feel I really have to. Took a one day tour and saw more gold than I thought was in the world. They brag on it, and I'm sure they only show the rabble the trash, though there's miles of it. Ya think they'd melt some of it down, sell it off and help out the poor people? Shit, the poor people are who they took take it from.