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Quote# 77240

You don't get it, do you?

We're not Homo sapiens -- we're real men.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 123 Comments [11/3/2010 5:09:52 AM]
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#1223302
christian leftie

[not dignifying this statement with an actual response]

11/3/2010 5:18:00 AM

#1223306
Sevagram

If staggeringly wilful idocy is a requirement for being a 'real man', then yes, I suppose you are one.

11/3/2010 5:36:12 AM

#1223307
Doubting Thomas

Are we not men?
We are Devo.

11/3/2010 5:37:00 AM

#1223312
Canadia

No, you don't get it, in a big way.

11/3/2010 5:46:04 AM

#1223313
The Lazy One

Yeah, I'm not a real man, I'm a female android. What are you?

You, on the other hand, are more along the lines of Homo neanderthalensis.

Edit: Thanks, Brandon Rizzo, for the correction. :)

11/3/2010 5:46:45 AM

#1223315
JohnTheAtheist

I don't think AV1611VET understands what "Homo" means in this context. But then again, AV1611VET doesn't really understand anything.

BTW - Doubting Thomas ftw!

11/3/2010 5:49:02 AM

#1223316
Mr. Creazil

If memory serves, we're Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm no biologist, but AV might have accidentally said something technically correct.

11/3/2010 5:49:06 AM

#1223318
Anon

Reminds me of an hilarious joke I've heard some time ago:

A fundie father berates his atheist son, who just tried to defend evolution:

"Yeah, YOU descend from monkeys, but I DON'T !"

11/3/2010 5:51:14 AM

#1223325
Mister Spak

"We're not Homo sapiens -- we're real men."

Some of us are real stupid.

11/3/2010 6:04:53 AM

#1223330
shykid

Uhh, "real men" are by definition Homo sapiens.

What do you think "Homo sapiens" are? Gay people?

11/3/2010 6:11:18 AM

#1223331
Badger

Poe.......please?

11/3/2010 6:13:33 AM

#1223335
Mudak

Makes me wonder what this guy thinks of homogenized milk.

11/3/2010 6:19:23 AM

#1223346
Alcari

He asked us: "Be you angels?"
and we said: "Nay, we are but men!"
*ROCK*

11/3/2010 6:39:55 AM

#1223347
EMT420

Someone ought to tell him his epidermis is showing...

11/3/2010 6:39:55 AM

#1223353
practical god

*runhugtackle*

Oh, AV, how I missed you and your pithy lunacy.

11/3/2010 6:53:51 AM

#1223354
Brendan Rizzo

Because real men don't know the scientific name of their species... haha, no.

@ The Lazy One:
Actually, the Neanderthals' species was called Homo neanderthalensis, but that is a really minor point here.

@ Creazil:
Homo sapiens sapiens are a subspecies of Homo sapiens, and the subspecies name is generally omitted. So no, AV1611VET did not say anything that was correct, technically or not.

11/3/2010 6:56:38 AM

#1223355
nazani14

"Are we not men?"
A line from a movie, The Island of Lost Souls, based on an H.G. Wells novel, the Island of Doctor Moreau. The villain Moreau performs experiments on animals, trying to turn them into humans. Wells' book is almost like a prophecy of Mengele's experiments on prisoners. I say 'almost,' because I suspect a lot of sadistic crap like this actually went on during the 19th century.

11/3/2010 6:56:57 AM

#1223356


"No! I must fight the Homo Sapiens!"

The radio said, "No, AV1611VET, you are the Homo Sapiens"

And then AV1611VET was a real men.

11/3/2010 6:56:58 AM

#1223363
breakerslion

I think you need another visit to the Blue Fairy. Your head still appears to be made of wood.

Best I could do since Doubting Thomas beat me to my first response.

11/3/2010 7:13:40 AM

#1223370
John_in_Oz

I do get your point. I actually admire the turn of phrase you employed to express it. But your anti-evolutionism is still wrong.

11/3/2010 7:29:46 AM

#1223373
TGRwulf

*headdesk*

11/3/2010 7:34:54 AM

#1223376
GodotIsWaiting4U

No, no, your delivery is all wrong. The joke is "Homo sapiens? No, I like the ladies."

11/3/2010 7:37:53 AM

#1223382
Swede

I concur, you are not thinking/knowing men, you are pre-troglodytes.

@ EMT420
"Someone ought to tell him his epidermis is showing..."

That's a good one!


11/3/2010 7:53:04 AM

#1223386
Anon-e-moose

"You don't get it, do you?

We're not Homo sapiens -- we're real men."

I'm a real man who acknowledges I'm Homo Sapiens. Because that's the name of our species.

Just like my girlfriend is Homo Sapiens. And I get it. Unlike you, presumably.

>:D

11/3/2010 8:02:18 AM

#1223388
aaa

Well, i always suspected that you were a missing link. Now that you admit it, i would like to know one thing. Are you pre or post ice age?

11/3/2010 8:08:22 AM
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