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I'm willing to concede that AV1611VET is a real man in practically every way but one. It's my belief that he has an old Fisher-Price wind-up mechanism in his head in lieu of a manly brain. Get with the modern world, Fisher-Price got battery powered designs now.
11/3/2010 12:31:18 PM
"Are we not men?
We are Devo."
11/3/2010 1:02:38 PM
AV1611VET: testing the boundaries of ignorance.
It's like he's the Chuck Yeager of stupid.
11/3/2010 1:16:11 PM
I'm a real man, and I'm a manly man.
11/3/2010 1:16:29 PM
I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy!
11/3/2010 1:24:14 PM
I used to pull a similar joke in grade school: telling some unsuspecting person "You're a Homo Sapien!" (Yes, I know it's supposed to be Homo Sapiens with an 's' but that's how I said it as a kid) and of course they'd invariably say "No I'm not!" at which point those who knew better would have a good laugh and then I'd clue the person in. AV1611VET appears not to have received that little lesson.
11/3/2010 1:30:21 PM
Ah, AV1611VET. He can say more stupid stuff in two sentences than the average fundie can in ten. It's a talent, it really is.
AV1611VET, "homo" means "same" in Greek and "human" in Latin. "Homosexual" thus means "same sex" and "homo sapiens" means "wise man." The two have nothing to do with each other.
... I don't know why I bother. Even if you were to read this, you wouldn't give it an ounce of thought.
11/3/2010 1:46:03 PM
Homo sapiens is Latin for "the wise man" and is the taxonomic classification for humanity.
I don't think this idiot really meant to say that he wasn't human...
11/3/2010 1:47:37 PM
Then you must be the rare And Stupid Homo retardicus.
11/3/2010 1:50:55 PM
Please do us all a favor and crack open a biology book. I promise teh Satan won't get you if you actually LEARN something instead of just parroting what your preacher tells you.
11/3/2010 2:35:56 PM
Linkara mode: AH AM UH MAHN! *punch*
Linkara, fyi, in all his awesome Christianityness would likely tell you the same thing I would (only maybe a little more PG): Go fuck yourself you goddamn moron.
11/3/2010 2:42:39 PM
We are DEVO
Isn't it a bit ironic that someone would post "Science can take a hike" from a computer to an internet message board?
11/3/2010 2:55:33 PM
He's correct, really. We are Homo sapiens sapiens. There's a difference.
11/3/2010 2:56:50 PM
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
11/3/2010 3:19:37 PM
And yet the ranks of the ignorant (like you) spread like Yersinia pestis...
11/3/2010 3:49:30 PM
Are you Homo Superior? Bowie predicted this.
11/3/2010 3:57:17 PM
We're not Homo sapiens -- we're real men.
And that tree isn't a quercus petraea; it's an oak tree.
11/3/2010 3:59:49 PM
AV1611VET masticates in public!
11/3/2010 4:24:39 PM
Dude, the secret is to bang the rocks together.
11/3/2010 4:34:28 PM
It's AV1611VET. I'm surprised we haven't seen his pearls of wisdom on here more lately. The man is a true fundagelical moron.
There isn't a single scientific concept this retard can't completely fuck up.
11/3/2010 4:42:42 PM
[slid out of her chair laughing]
11/3/2010 5:14:32 PM
Darwin's Lil' Girl
AV! I missed your particular brand of crazy - and you don't disappoint!
11/3/2010 5:36:47 PM
11/3/2010 6:57:22 PM
Yes, the gay homo sapiens, so unlike the completely heterosexual homo erectus.
11/3/2010 7:42:46 PM
Gotta be a poe. I mean just read the stuff this troll says.
11/3/2010 8:05:02 PM
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