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Quote# 77240

You don't get it, do you?

We're not Homo sapiens -- we're real men.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 123 Comments [11/3/2010 5:09:52 AM]
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#1223468
Pule Thamex

I'm willing to concede that AV1611VET is a real man in practically every way but one. It's my belief that he has an old Fisher-Price wind-up mechanism in his head in lieu of a manly brain. Get with the modern world, Fisher-Price got battery powered designs now.

11/3/2010 12:31:18 PM

#1223479
Ignignockt

"Are we not men?
We are Devo."

11/3/2010 1:02:38 PM

#1223484
emau99

AV1611VET: testing the boundaries of ignorance.

It's like he's the Chuck Yeager of stupid.

11/3/2010 1:16:11 PM

#1223485
Old Viking

I'm a real man, and I'm a manly man.

11/3/2010 1:16:29 PM

#1223490
Maeiliu

I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy!

11/3/2010 1:24:14 PM

#1223493
dionysus

I used to pull a similar joke in grade school: telling some unsuspecting person "You're a Homo Sapien!" (Yes, I know it's supposed to be Homo Sapiens with an 's' but that's how I said it as a kid) and of course they'd invariably say "No I'm not!" at which point those who knew better would have a good laugh and then I'd clue the person in. AV1611VET appears not to have received that little lesson.

11/3/2010 1:30:21 PM

#1223495
Wehpudicabok

Ah, AV1611VET. He can say more stupid stuff in two sentences than the average fundie can in ten. It's a talent, it really is.

AV1611VET, "homo" means "same" in Greek and "human" in Latin. "Homosexual" thus means "same sex" and "homo sapiens" means "wise man." The two have nothing to do with each other.

... I don't know why I bother. Even if you were to read this, you wouldn't give it an ounce of thought.

11/3/2010 1:46:03 PM

#1223497
The L

Homo sapiens is Latin for "the wise man" and is the taxonomic classification for humanity.

I don't think this idiot really meant to say that he wasn't human...

11/3/2010 1:47:37 PM

#1223498
Iczer-Four

Then you must be the rare And Stupid Homo retardicus.

11/3/2010 1:50:55 PM

#1223502
Isa

Please do us all a favor and crack open a biology book. I promise teh Satan won't get you if you actually LEARN something instead of just parroting what your preacher tells you.

11/3/2010 2:35:56 PM

#1223504


Linkara mode: AH AM UH MAHN! *punch*

Linkara, fyi, in all his awesome Christianityness would likely tell you the same thing I would (only maybe a little more PG): Go fuck yourself you goddamn moron.

11/3/2010 2:42:39 PM

#1223506
We are DEVO

Isn't it a bit ironic that someone would post "Science can take a hike" from a computer to an internet message board?

11/3/2010 2:55:33 PM

#1223507


He's correct, really. We are Homo sapiens sapiens. There's a difference.

11/3/2010 2:56:50 PM

#1223510
Evil Pirate Captain Mel

Heh.

Moron.

11/3/2010 3:19:37 PM

#1223514
Mycoid Mike

And yet the ranks of the ignorant (like you) spread like Yersinia pestis...

11/3/2010 3:49:30 PM

#1223516


Are you Homo Superior? Bowie predicted this.

11/3/2010 3:57:17 PM

#1223517
John

We're not Homo sapiens -- we're real men.

And that tree isn't a quercus petraea; it's an oak tree.

11/3/2010 3:59:49 PM

#1223518
Grigadil

AV1611VET masticates in public!

11/3/2010 4:24:39 PM

#1223519
feralboy12

Dude, the secret is to bang the rocks together.

11/3/2010 4:34:28 PM

#1223522
Berny

It's AV1611VET. I'm surprised we haven't seen his pearls of wisdom on here more lately. The man is a true fundagelical moron.
There isn't a single scientific concept this retard can't completely fuck up.

11/3/2010 4:42:42 PM

#1223527
Nowonmai

[slid out of her chair laughing]

11/3/2010 5:14:32 PM

#1223529
Darwin's Lil' Girl

AV! I missed your particular brand of crazy - and you don't disappoint!

11/3/2010 5:36:47 PM

#1223537
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11/3/2010 6:57:22 PM

#1223544
JSS

Yes, the gay homo sapiens, so unlike the completely heterosexual homo erectus.

11/3/2010 7:42:46 PM

#1223547
Vrresto

Gotta be a poe. I mean just read the stuff this troll says.

11/3/2010 8:05:02 PM
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