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Believe it or not, one report that has reached me is not that the oil rig was blown up by murderous Muslim terrorists. (They were having trouble driving their car bombs out that far!) Word is that the rig was hit by a missile from a North Korean submarine. Either way, you can trust the News Mafia to cover for the murderous acts of anyone who hates America as much as they do.

Have you heard many interviews from the survivors? I thought the News Mafia was always interested in speaking with the victims of such tragedies yet they have kept us focused on oil washing up on shore and not pursued interviews with those who were there. This is not unlike how they killed the story of the Muslim who slit the throat of a bus driver on September 11, 2001, yelling "Allah Akbar!" To cover for their fellow terrorists the News Mafia simply didn't pursue that story either. The News Media is the REAL ENEMY!

Br. Sam Gipp, Sam Gipp's Ministries 29 Comments [11/4/2010 7:49:32 AM]
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rallymodeller

So aside from the poor "joke" about Muslim car bombers (the USS Cole was not hit by a car bomb, it was a boat), and the ridiculous notion that the "eebil Mooslems" are in league with the North Koreans, do you seriously believe that a NK submarine sailed all the way across the Pacific, around Tierra del Fuego (it ain't going through the Panama Canal), into the Gulf of Mexico (the US's own private Navy pond), fired off a missile, and escaped scot free?

I'm going to have to ask you to come back and talk to us when your medications have taken effect, m'kay?

11/4/2010 8:30:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

This reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where Dale Gribble is hunting with Joseph and talking about a conspiracy theory involving a Russian submarine in the Gulf of Mexico. Then Dale says, "The submarine is actually in Lake Superior."

11/4/2010 9:07:16 AM

Rebellion Dog

This is not unlike how they killed the story of the Muslim who slit the throat of a bus driver on September 11, 2001, yelling "Allah Akbar!"

Citation seriously f*&%ing needed.

11/4/2010 10:20:50 AM

C Matherly

Ah, Rebellion Dog, but there can be no citation because the News Media covered it up. Thus proving both the conspiracy and the fact that Burden of Proof is for other people.

11/4/2010 10:35:04 AM

Joe Mama

This is not unlike how they killed the story of the Muslim who slit the throat of a bus driver on September 11, 2001, yelling "Allah Akbar!" To cover for their fellow terrorists the News Mafia simply didn't pursue that story either.

Then why did they report on the 9/11 attacks at all instead of covering it up? Or, if they're covering for their Muslim friends, why don't they attribute the attacks to a conspiracy by the U.S. government? There's already a bunch of people who already believe that one.

11/4/2010 11:04:36 AM

aaa

North Korea doesn't have long-range submarines, you dipshit. Are you on crack or do you just have a hard-on for death?

11/4/2010 12:54:14 PM

FMG

Also why would North Korea piss off the USA... China won't stand for them dicking with their biggest market and smack them in the face themselves rather than watch as the US blows 7 different kinds of crap out of NK in retaliation in full knowledge that backing NK up will result in a massive western backlash and "as much as we are reliant on their products, they are reliant on our markets".

11/4/2010 1:43:46 PM

Brendan Rizzo

If a North Korean submarine were responsible for sinking any American ships, especially a civilian vessel like an oil rig, it would be an act of war. Since the United States has not declared war on North Korea, or done anything at all to North Korea, you are wrong.

And you know why they didn't tell about that Muslim bus driver? Because the event happened on the day the World Trade Centers were destroyed by terrorists. They most certainly had their priorities in order.

11/4/2010 1:56:20 PM

lisamariefan

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Yeah, we all know that the big story on 9/11/2001 was a taxi driver supposedly getting his throat slit. I mean after all, that WAS a slow news day. e_e

11/4/2010 4:24:37 PM

Pule Thamex

This is truly a great web site. Sam Gipp is an expert at knowing more than experts and his expert bons mots are worth reading, light reading that is, reading for laughs. I love the noise of amateur experts bemoaning actual experts in their field. Sam's word is as good any one else's, his ego is as bloated as the next man's, he knows how to express himself as forthrightly as the next man, he's just a bit of a jerk.


11/4/2010 7:30:28 PM

nazani14

The BP corporate overlords made the poor bastards sign waivers even before they received medical treatment.

11/4/2010 7:30:36 PM

Lucilius

Believe it or not, numerous reports have reached me that Sam Gipp is hopelessly insane.

11/4/2010 7:50:55 PM

K

@aaa Some of them have the range (one way) though they'd probably need to run on the surface to get that far and they'd have a good chance of sinking. Pretty certain they're from a time before firing missiles out of torpedo tubes was commonplace, though, so some poor geezer would need to stand on deck with an RPG... :)

11/5/2010 1:15:31 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Actually, moron, the bus incident happened on October 3 of 2001. Please learn how to work the Google on the internet machine.

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11/5/2010 11:25:13 AM



Informations that, surely, come from your head and not from the Pentagon, who had given a complete report and were well informed of the moves of the USSS Cole(how can a car hit it or North Korea move on those waters without a report is beyond me)

11/5/2010 11:28:00 AM

Unbeliever

North Korea has subs of precisely 2 types:
- Old Soviet Whiskey
- Somewhat newer Soviet Romeo

Neither of them are capable of crossing the whole planet.

11/5/2010 12:39:42 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

So a report reached you, and you're pissed off, and it's all the media's fault for reporting the news-got it!

The report didn't come from this news source perchance?

11/5/2010 9:06:41 PM



What are the odds that this guy didn't know what Islam was before 9/11 and now, all in a sudden, has reports out of nowhere?

11/6/2010 11:42:58 AM

John_in_Oz

There are no news reports of me being a young billionaire sex god, so it must be true!

11/7/2010 12:20:58 AM

Tempus

Believe it or not, one report that has reached me is not that the oil rig was blown up by Gray aliens. Word is that the rig was hit by a plasma bolt from an alien spacecraft.

There's exactly as much as much evidence for my theory as there is for yours.

11/7/2010 1:39:24 AM

Bizarro

Well Sam, I don't believe it. There's no way a North Korean submarine could have entered the Gulf without being detected by anybody on its way there.

And just what is the "News Mafia"? Is Tony Soprano controlling what I see on CNN?

11/7/2010 2:45:18 PM



But the News Mafia isn't? Consistency, man.

11/9/2010 5:21:08 PM

Markov Chain

Recent declassification of the day. The News Mafia was approximately eighty-several dozen "flying jeeps". To cover for the victims of Nazi documents reveal a psychiatric evaluation of the Muslim terrorists. I think we all know what the oil rig was blown up on shore and for the story of the Muslim who claimed that the rig was hit by a missile from the story either. I think they killed the murderous Muslim who hatest scientific vocabulary of his art has reason to show him personally. Given an hour?

11/10/2010 3:06:29 PM

WMDKitty

Fffffuuuu-

My "favorite" bit of this word-vomit is: This is not unlike how they killed the story of the Muslim who slit the throat of a bus driver on September 11, 2001, yelling "Allah Akbar!" -- Sammy here needs to cough up a citation for that claim.

11/11/2010 1:52:38 AM
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