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State funding of artificial contraception in the form of condoms (which the left defends absolutely), is really funding AIDS. The Pope is right -- pushing the use of condoms spreads AIDS more effectively than anything yet tried.

If the left had any intellectual honesty or common sense, they'd have to admit that they are truly funding global AIDS and wasting loads money in their wrong-headed (but oh-so compassionate) effort to "cure" it. Just as there is a direct, organic link between artificial birth control and abortion (do the math -- birth control causes abortion), there is a direct link between the use condoms and the spread of AIDS. Since the US funds population control in African nations, it is funding AIDS.

lvb-rocks, Moonbattery 89 Comments [11/5/2010 5:25:08 AM]
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do the math -- birth control causes abortion

This may be the wrongest thing ever posted here. (And what math - 2 + 2 = 5?)

11/5/2010 5:29:40 AM

nutbunny

"Just as there is a direct, organic link between artificial birth control and abortion (do the math -- birth control causes abortion), there is a direct link between the use condoms and the spread of AIDS."

How is that possible in your world? You are a Fucking idiot.

11/5/2010 5:30:42 AM

TGRwulf

Condoms SPREAD aids? Birth control CAUSES abortion? WHAT THE FUCK?!

11/5/2010 5:32:00 AM

Caterina

Strangely, I've never had an abortion...at all...either with or without birth control.

11/5/2010 5:33:11 AM



Poe

11/5/2010 5:38:15 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Wait, what? I didn't know it was Opposite Day!

11/5/2010 5:53:44 AM

meh

what in the flying spaghetti monster is this?
condoms spreading aids? seriously there are people THIS STUPID? 0_o

11/5/2010 5:56:38 AM

Arctic Knight

Let me get this straight. If a woman uses birth control to prevent pregnancy, her lack of pregnancy will cause her to get an abortion?

That makes less sense than saying that my lack of cooking skill will cause me to prepare a Thanksgiving feast.

11/5/2010 6:01:53 AM

Unbeliever

+1 to #1223948. Has to be a Poe.

11/5/2010 6:10:14 AM

Boadicea

Artic Knight: The anti-choice fundies believe that the birth control pill causes a fertilized, implanted egg (the medical definition of pregnancy) to be rejected by the body (thus, birth control causes abortion). It doesn't matter how many times you explain that the pill prevents ovulation, with a secondary level that prevents implantation; thus, the woman is never medically pregnant.

Which is why you can get stupid amendments like the one in Colorado where they're trying to give fertilized eggs the same rights as already born people. As far as these nutjobs are concerned, a fertilized egg IS a person.

Thank God I'm going through menopause. If this idiotic amendment had been passed when I was younger, I would currently be doing time for involuntary manslaughter, because I had five miscarriages over the years.

And as far as condoms spreading AIDS - well, condoms allow fucking with greatly reduced odds of either catching a disease or causing a pregnancy. Thus, they're evil, because all sex should have consequences - preferably a disease or pregnancy - otherwise, it's a sin.

Of course, it is from a site called Moonbattery ... why should we be surprised?

11/5/2010 6:12:33 AM

SaneChick

Too dumb to live.

11/5/2010 6:25:47 AM

Mister Spak

"The Pope is right -- pushing the use of condoms spreads AIDS more effectively than anything yet tried. "

Because the pope is an expert in infectious diseases and knows that AIDS is not caused by a virus - it's caused by latex on your willie.

11/5/2010 6:26:37 AM



Actually, he is right. Condoms spread AIDS just like birth control causes abortions. Not at all.

11/5/2010 6:27:52 AM

Doubting Thomas

pushing the use of condoms spreads AIDS more effectively than anything yet tried.

Except for telling people to just not have sex. While abstinence is 100% effective, it's not used all that often because (duh!) people want to have sex. You just can't control people's sexuality, even though you fundies always try.

birth control causes abortion

Huh? Why would someone get an abortion for a pregnancy that was prevented by birth control?

Oh wait, you're one of those idiots who believe that birth control which prevents an fertilized egg from implanting in the uterine wall is exactly the same as an abortion.

there is a direct link between the use condoms and the spread of AIDS.

You are absolutely correct. The use of condoms has reduced the spread of AIDS.

11/5/2010 6:45:34 AM

ergo

'State funding of artificial contraception in the form of condoms (which the left defends absolutely)'

Or anyone who enjoys having sex and would like to continue enjoyable sex without making a baby, you fucking dolt.

11/5/2010 6:47:30 AM

John_in_Oz

All those conceptions that don't take place have to be aborted? I think I've spotted the flaw in your argument.

11/5/2010 6:54:46 AM

Horsefeathers

"State funding of artificial contraception in the form of condoms (which the left defends absolutely), is really funding AIDS. The Pope is right -- pushing the use of condoms spreads AIDS more effectively than anything yet tried."

And seat belts cause more automobile deaths to occur. Flu vaccines, obviously, also cause the virus to spread that much more quickly. And don't even get me started on how many people quality assurance inspections of food, drink and pharmaceuticals kills.

Or, you know, not.

"If the left had any intellectual honesty or common sense, they'd have to admit that they are truly funding global AIDS and wasting loads money in their wrong-headed (but oh-so compassionate) effort to "cure" it."

Condoms do not "cure" AIDS you imbecile. They sure as hell will cut down on the number of new cases, though.

"Just as there is a direct, organic link between artificial birth control and abortion (do the math -- birth control causes abortion), there is a direct link between the use condoms and the spread of AIDS."

Birth control prevents pregnancy, jackass. You can't abort a pregnancy that never occurred. And please, explain to me how the holy fuck distributing condoms or making them widely available in general is supposed to increase the number of people who contract AIDS. If you need help, ask your buddy the Pope.

"Since the US funds population control in African nations, it is funding AIDS."

You seem terribly confused about a good number of things.

11/5/2010 7:05:07 AM

Starscream

I believe the phrase "WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-" is appropriate here...

11/5/2010 7:33:26 AM

NoriMori

"pushing the use of condoms spreads AIDS more effectively than anything yet tried."

No, pushing abstinence and not educating people spreads AIDS more effectively than anything yet tried.

"Just as there is a direct, organic link between artificial birth control and abortion (do the math -- birth control causes abortion), there is a direct link between the use condoms and the spread of AIDS."

In other words, none whatsoever.

Seriously...wtf? So things that make people pregnant LESS often...makes those same people get abortions MORE often? Unless the use of birth control makes people likelier targets for alien fetus implantation by extra-terrestrials, I don't see how the fuck that could ever work.

Of course there's a direct link between the use of condoms and the spread of AIDS — the link being that condom use PREVENTS said spread. Duh. Wow.

11/5/2010 7:35:51 AM

Beltaine

"If the left had any intellectual honesty or common sense..."

You wouldn't know either if they planted their boot in your ass.

11/5/2010 7:39:21 AM

Sevagram

Welcome to Topsy-Turvey Land, where black is white, the sky is green, and grass is blue.

11/5/2010 7:43:09 AM

Dire Sloth

What's most amusing about this is that if you follow his rhetoric closely, he seems to be saying condoms themselves generate AIDS.

11/5/2010 7:49:01 AM

Rosita

If preventing fertilized ova from implanting in the uterus (a side effect of the birth control pill should it happen to fail at its main task (to suppress ovulation), that makes "god" the word's most virulent abortionist. Those mourning the death of aborted fetus's would do better to beseech their god to stop doing it. But, um, I guess special pleading applies to a deity who can command his followers not to murder then instruct them to kill all their neighbors, including their livestock.

11/5/2010 7:57:27 AM

Bad Wolf

I only wish it was a Poe, but considering that it's posted from moonbattery, it appears to be quite genuine.

Birth control causes abortion
Bombing defensless civilians spreads peace
Ignorance is Strength
Freedom is Slavery
Fucking promotes Virginity (see Bristol Palin)
Lowering government income (taxes) increases Government coffers
Insurance payments are a drain on all of us (Social Security, Unemployment)
A Brown Person in another country is oppressed by his corrupt government, but a Brown Person in THIS country is a terrorist, Welfare Queen, Job-stealing leech, who should be imprisoned, forced to work, then sent home via catapult over a 300-foot barbed-wire fence (if the catapult can only get him 295 feet, oh well...)

Did I miss anything?

11/5/2010 8:06:46 AM



birth control causes abortion

there is a direct link between the use condoms and the spread of AIDS

War is peace!
Slavery is freedom!
ignorance is strength!


11/5/2010 8:08:17 AM
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