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[God is preparing Sharia law for these liberals.]

waiting1: Just think the liberals are always complaining about us. Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights. So God will give them over to the very religion they defend and do not denounce, and that will be thier punishment. If it is not Islam it will be the AC's composite religion, and they will have to bow before the AC, who knows what other hoops they will have to jump thru. All I know it won't go well for them.

Buzzardhut and waiting1, Rapture Ready  54 Comments [11/9/2010 4:55:12 AM]
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I read about the afterlife

"Which by the way we have never infringed on anyone's rights."

You're right you don't. But, it's really really annoying when you bitch about not being able to trample on people's rights.

11/9/2010 5:26:48 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Which by the way we d have.have never infringed on anyones rights.

Well of course you don't; you just insist they don't have any rights to infringe in the first place.

11/9/2010 5:37:07 AM



Ummm .. the air conditioning is going to malfunction? ... what?

11/9/2010 5:50:53 AM

nutbunny

Okay, what's the AC? The anglicans? The atheists? What?

PS: You're going to be waiting a loooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnggg time

EDIT:
@1225295: AC and JC teehee :-D

11/9/2010 5:54:31 AM



I like reading Air Conditioner when fundies write AC.

If it is not Islam it will be the Air Conditioner's composite religion, and they will have to bow before the Air Conditioner, who knows what other hoops they will have to jump thru.

Alternating Current works too.


@nutbunny: probably the Antichrist.

11/9/2010 6:06:48 AM

Doubting Thomas

Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights.

But you would if you could. That pesky First Amendment keeps getting in your way, doesn't it?

So God will give them over to the very religion they defend and do not denounce

Where do these Christian fundies get the idea that we never denounce Islam? Islam is just as stupid as Christianity or any other religion.

11/9/2010 6:38:43 AM



Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights.

Do I even need to remind you of Biblically-supported slavery?

So God will give them over to the very religion they defend and do not denounce

Emphasis mine. Here is the crux of the absolutist's argument: if you're not with me, you're against me.

If...not Islam it will be the AC's composite religion,

I find all religions are bunk so why would I submit to Islam or the Anti-Christ when I won't to Christianity? The threat of violence if I don't convert? Yeah, right. There are worse things in life besides death. Like cowardice.

11/9/2010 6:49:50 AM

emau99

Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights.

Well, not anyone worth mentioning, anyway...

11/9/2010 6:51:56 AM

TGRwulf

Fundies have never infringed on anyones rights?! The fuck!?!

What about keeping gays from getting married? Or bombing abortion clinics? Or trying to push your version of Christianity on everyone else?

11/9/2010 7:01:00 AM



"Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights"

Except for women's rights to control their own bodies, gays' basic civil rights, the rights of seriously ill people to end their own lives and have doctors who can legally, painlessly help them do it, the rights of parents to have their kids taught legitimate science at school instead of your religious dogma, and, and, and....

11/9/2010 7:04:05 AM

christian leftie

Oddly I wonder how the poster would deal with the liberal Christians. I guess I'm not really a Christian am I?

11/9/2010 7:28:20 AM

Lupine

@christian leftie

Obviously you're not a True Christian, so you don't count. Sorry.

11/9/2010 7:32:59 AM

SpukiKitty

Don't worry, 'christian leftie', YOU'RE a real Christian, no matter how many "No True Scotsmans" the Puritans pull...

...it would be interesting to see The AntiChrist cool your house & the Air Conditioner take over the world...with people worshiping at "St. Freeon Of The AC Church".

11/9/2010 7:37:40 AM

SpukiKitty

Don't worry, 'christian leftie', YOU'RE a real Christian, no matter how many "No True Scotsmans" the Puritans pull...

...it would be interesting to see The AntiChrist cool your house & the Air Conditioner take over the world...with people worshiping at "St. Freeon Of The-AC Church" and singing it's official hymn, "Lord make me a channel for your breeeezzzee..."

11/9/2010 7:40:38 AM

Anon-e-moose

A factoid, followed by a question for everyone on Ruptured Retards:

There are far more citizens/immigrants in the US that are Muslim, than any other country in Europe - certainly here in the UK. Do you have Sharia Law?

If the answer to that question is the only one possible, you've just destroyed your own argument, RR.

"Which by the way we have never infringed on anyones rights."

Except trying to deny gays their equal rights in society, women their right to choose whether or not to have an abortion, children the right to not have religion forced down their throats in school, and people with beliefs - or lack of such - that are different to yours living in peace & quiet, without having religion forced down their throats (or their 'Darwin Fish' plaques/bumper stickers damaged/defaced). Or even able to enjoy their 1st Amendment rights (as guaranteed by the US Constitution) without the risk of attack - certainly by the likes of you right-wing Fundamentalist Christians. As demonstrated by "Jackass"'s Chris Pontius (a.k.a. 'Party Boy'):



Why do you hate America, Ruptured Retards?

Your call, Buzzardnuts & waiting1. And everyone else on RR.

11/9/2010 7:58:12 AM

aaa

Oh please, why would i need to jump thru hoops when i already know most back routes to bypass them?

11/9/2010 8:44:49 AM

Huckster Sam

Keep wishing, and you'll live long enough to see it never come true.

11/9/2010 8:49:17 AM

Xotan

Prefer the DC myself.

11/9/2010 9:29:46 AM

Pule Thamex

The punishment for complaining is sounding decidedly ominous. It's as though they and their God were of a rather touchy nature and were only too ready to display that weakness. Anyway, if I see any of those rabid ol' buzzards flying round my house, I'll let them have both barrels and pepper them where they'll have no use for it where their going. Hey! I bet that would make a good computer game. "Pepper The Raptard"

11/9/2010 9:59:04 AM

Zeus Almighty

Living in South Georgia, I love bowing down to the AC during July and August.

11/9/2010 10:17:29 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Somehow I am not too worried about this.

Also, when will these fucking idiots realize that we have as much disdain for muslims as we do christians? I am not against christianity...I am against basing society on myths and superstition no matter what form they take.

Buzzardhut you are a complete moron.

11/9/2010 10:21:55 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

What the hell is the AC?

11/9/2010 11:15:10 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Why do they think that liberals like Islam? I mean, it's one thing to oppose the fundies' discrimination against Arabs; it is quite another to welcome an Islamic theocracy with open arms...

I don't bow down before the Air Conditioner as much as turn it on and lie on the couch.

11/9/2010 11:23:46 AM

freako104

You DO know that Islam has more compatibility with Christianity, namely fundamentalism than anything liberal. Never infringed on anyone's rights except the right for a woman to make a choice. And homosexual marriage.

11/9/2010 12:06:40 PM

Mister Spak

"All I know it won't go well for them."

I can see you don't know lots of stuff. Like your religion is just as deranged as Islam so why would Americans want it here? Also the AC is imaginary, therefore can't use it for anything.

11/9/2010 1:08:48 PM
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