Right-wing Fundieism is bad, mm'kay?
@Sixx
"my personal favorite is the entry where god answers her prayer to delay her period. . . Seriously"
'Socialism is bad. Period.'
Then I suggest jamisings makes sure she never has another period. Period. Do the planet a favour, dearie: have a hysterectomy. Then spread the word amongst your fundie kind.
The sooner fundies make themselves extinct, the better for everyone else. The likes of her always bang on & on about them 'being in this world, but not of it', after all.
@solomongrundy
"HumMis1349 wrote of the Brits
Is that why you guys have such bad teeth?
Oddly enough, joke-shop bad teeth are called 'Billy-Bob' or 'Jim-Bob' teeth over here..."
I'm reminded of the song - by The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - "Television, The Drug Of The Nation" :
(re. jamisings):
'TV is the reason why less than 10 per cent of our
Nation reads books daily
Why most people think Central America
means Kansas
Socialism means unamerican
and Apartheid is a new headache remedy'
Also (re. your point, solomongrundy; emphasis added):
'Where sound bite politics are served to
the fastfood culture
Where straight teeth in your mouth
are more important than the words
that come out of it'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgOWTM5R2DA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Disposable_Heroes_of_Hiphoprisy
The only routine circumcisions performed here in the UK are amongst the Jewish & Muslim communities. Just throwing that one out there. And the only plastic surgery - certainly dental - performed via our NHS are for those who have suffered disfigurements in accidents, assaults etc (including those with congenital birth defects). Otherwise, those purely for aesthetic, vanity and superficial reasons, it's off to the private plastic surgeons for you. Bring money. Lots of money.
The only times I've ever been 'under the knife' were to have my tonsils removed (in my youth), then (about 10 years ago) have a tumour (fortunately benign) removed from my rectal wall. Otherwise, I'm still the normal, average, Joe Schmnoe my genes determined I'd be. Certainly what I'd look like: uncut. Untouched. So your nose isn't looking as pretty as you think it should? Or your teeth look a little 'crooked'?! There's kids in the Third World still disfigured by war/abusive parents/in accidents/born that way/etc who have to live like that (unless their neck of the woods is visited by Medecins sans Frontieres or their like). Cry more, emo kid.
The NHS have infinitely more important things to do with their funding. And as a taxpayer, that's how I prefer it. One word: Priorities.