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[British women convert to Islam]

These women are possessed by evil. This is what happens to people who are athiests. MOST of the Brits are now athiests. These idiots do not realize they are dhimmis who will be kafirs and the jizya will be steep for them under Sharia law.

Debbie Morgan, The Last Crusade 57 Comments [11/12/2010 4:39:23 AM]
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Nathan

That makes no sense. Why would an atheist convert to islam? That would defy all the logic and sanity that exists.

11/12/2010 4:56:19 AM



Atheist =/= Muslim

11/12/2010 5:06:04 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Why in the world would an atheist become a muslim? Islam is just as ignorant as christianity.

And if you're afraid of sharia law, don't you have the gumption to stand up and fight? Won't your invisible, non-existant sky fairy protect you?

11/12/2010 5:12:31 AM

Pule Thamex

Debbie, I think you'll find that you'll make more sense if, when forming sentences, you stick to the dictionary meaning of words rather than use the nonsensical fundamental cultist and religious meanings.

11/12/2010 5:20:34 AM

Fork

Oops, sorry. Wrong room. I was looking for Logic.

11/12/2010 5:35:38 AM

Mister Spak

You idiots do not realise that you are not a kafir, a dhimmi or pay jizya after you convert.
Also muslims and atheists are mutually exclusive categories.

11/12/2010 5:39:56 AM

nutbunny

Atheism leading to Islam?

I was brought up Muslim and became atheist. This personal tendency would mean that I would begin to oscillate between Atheism and Islam. If I stand next to like-minded people we would begin to resonate, creating the foundation for an Atheist-Islamic cultural laser that will be used to ablate Christians from the planet, thus bringing on the Rapture

11/12/2010 6:21:12 AM

Doubting Thomas

While I can't understand why any woman would convert to a misogynist religion like Islam, I really doubt it's the atheists joining up. I don't see how someone who uses logic & reason would all of a sudden believe in an ancient desert religion which requires suspension of logic & reason.

11/12/2010 6:43:54 AM



I believe if the demographics follow through it's those women who 'aren't religious, but spiritual' who convert to Islam. not exatly atheists

11/12/2010 6:52:31 AM

TGRwulf

Yet another nutjob who thinks all atheists are closet Muslims.

11/12/2010 7:23:38 AM

David B.

"MOST of the Brits are now athiests."

God, how I wish this were true!

11/12/2010 8:08:43 AM

Horsefeathers

"These women are possessed by evil. This is what happens to people who are athiests."

Atheists aren't known for converting to a religion.

"MOST of the Brits are now athiests."

Way to go!

Mind sharing with the rest of us how you managed this? Maybe we can get something similar going over here...

"These idiots do not realize they are dhimmis who will be kafirs and the jizya will be steep for them under Sharia law."

Well then. They'd best stay out of places that are under Sharia Law, hadn't they?

11/12/2010 8:11:00 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Methinks Debbie knows too much about Islam...although jizya sounds kind of fun!

11/12/2010 8:12:50 AM

Joe Mama

MOST of the Brits are now athiests.

If this were true, then I'd be tempted to move to Britain.

11/12/2010 8:36:45 AM

Papabear

Muslims, Christains and all other religious persons are afflicted with serious delusions. You're just unhappy because said women are not afflicted by YOUR delusions.

11/12/2010 8:41:59 AM

Prager

They aren't evil. They are just stupid.

11/12/2010 8:45:09 AM

mark

Funny she should bring up atheists, since the article mentions only examples of Christian women converting to Islam.

11/12/2010 8:56:22 AM

lonedragon

Ok, I'm a bit confused. How do you correlate a religion that has a god belief with atheism? That's a mind boggling trick you've done there. Now make the Statue of Liberty disappear.

11/12/2010 9:22:59 AM

Grey Seer

Nutbunny - Thanks. Thank you very much. You made me start laughing in the lecture hall.

Also, as a British athiest, I can say that we are not in the majority over here, despite what Debbie claims. On the other hand, we seem to have considerably fewer vocal fundies - most christians I know are actually lovely people.

11/12/2010 9:44:18 AM

Xotan

"These women are possessed by evil."

A judgement on others. This is specifically forbidden by Jesus, so it is EVIL.


"This is what happens to people who are athiests."


This is crazy inconsistency. Atheists do not believe in any god or religion.

"MOST of the Brits are now athiests."


Correction. Probably many are, maybe even most. But when you make this kind of statement you need to adduce evidence. In other wrods a CITATION.



"These idiots do not realize they are dhimmis who will be kafirs and the jizya will be steep for them under Sharia law."

Firstly, is it a normal Christian habit to name-call others?

Secondly, a person who is subject to 'ahl al dhimma' is NOT a muslim. So you are contradicting yourself. Most people covered by this definition are otherwise known as 'People of the Book'.

Thirdly, the 'jizya' was a tax that was paid by non-muslims in a muslim state as a sign of their acceptance of the state. We all pay taxes, and we are all subject to the state in which we live.

Debbie Morgan envisages people as converting to Islam as not being muslims. What a contradiction in thought!

11/12/2010 10:41:49 AM

Hertzyscowicz

<i>These idiots do not realize they are dhimmis who will be kafirs and the jizya will be steep for them under Sharia law.</i>

This is more than compensated for by the harflg and the garbargle that comes with gabrgl, am I right?

11/12/2010 11:57:02 AM

aaa

How the fuck would that even work?

11/12/2010 12:15:06 PM



Most British are not atheist. They're just not active Christians. And if they convert to Islam, they stop being atheists. But, interesting enough, you don't see Jezzebel, the supposedly possesed woman, in those who convert to a religion who demands them submission to God. Ironic.

11/12/2010 12:54:55 PM

breakerslion

"These women are possessed by evil."

Oh no! How many live pigs do you need as decoy hosts for these evil spirits?

Who, by the way, is lobotomizing all those atheists?

11/12/2010 12:55:47 PM

GigaGuess

Unless this is a coincidence, I'm tempted to call Poe, due to name. Someone spouting crap like this likely wouldn't be that keen on her...

11/12/2010 12:59:59 PM
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