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Readers will recall that Rachel Corrie, aka Saint Pancake, struck a righteous blow against Zionism and Western Civilization in general on behalf of oppressed Religion-of-Peaceniks by standing in front of an Israeli military bulldozer that was demolishing terrorist strongholds during an intifada and whose driver had no way of seeing her.

Since her death, a pancake breakfast was held in her memory. Moonbat activists gave her name to a ship used to supply Palestinian terrorists. A play was staged in her honor. Her moonbatty relatives have sued Caterpillar for making the bulldozer she so foolishly stood in front of.

Van Helsing, Moonbattery 67 Comments [11/13/2010 4:08:06 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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You right wing Christian fuckers have no depths to which you will not stoop right? She was crushed beneath a bulldozer doing something tangible for what she believed in. Whether you think that misguided or disagree with her politics, at least she got off her ass and did something, unlike the hateful fucks of Moonbattery who do nothing but fap in basements over who can be the most vile example of humanity.

11/13/2010 5:08:02 AM

Concerned Brit

At least she had balls, which is more than can be said of Van Helsing...

11/13/2010 5:19:12 AM



LOL WUT?

11/13/2010 5:49:00 AM



Remind me why we should give a fuck about Zionism, again?

11/13/2010 6:20:17 AM

Doubting Thomas

Your Christian love & compassion just shows right through.

11/13/2010 6:20:32 AM

dionysus

It's so fun making fun of people that died tragically, isn't it? If there was any cosmic justice you would die by falling into a sewer so that someone else can say "and now he's finally back where he belongs; with his own kind".

11/13/2010 6:35:09 AM

KittyKaboom

Every time I begin to think the right-tards have sunken as low as humans can go, I read something like this. Compassionate Conservatism in action, people.

Remember; people like this have control of the house now.

11/13/2010 7:05:23 AM

TGRwulf

Wow, just, wow.

11/13/2010 7:21:46 AM

Berny

At least she stood for her beliefs instead of simply posting vile shit on the Internet while safely ensconced in your parents' basement.
Fucking loser.

11/13/2010 8:05:33 AM

John_in_Oz

I was interested to learn (from Van Helsing) of Rachel Corrie. I was sceptical of the claim that her parents had "sued Caterpillar for making the bulldozer". I thought 'surely that level of stupidity requires a Fundy?'
It turns out that they DID sue Caterpillar, but the reason I was surprised was because I'd forgotten Fundies' tongues cleave to the roofs of their mouths if they ever nearly tell the truth. The lawsuit was for Caterpillar supplying them to the Israelis despite having notice they would be used to further "a policy plaintiffs contend violates international law."

11/13/2010 8:10:31 AM

The Lazy One

I find it funny that Van Helsing calls other people moonbats despite posting on a website called, of all things, Moonbattery.


11/13/2010 8:58:16 AM

Anon-e-moose

I remember a comedy routine (can't remember the comedian, alas) describing how domestic pets and road vehicles don't mix, which had the punchline 'Tiddles is four foot wide'.

Now if only Van Helsing & co. were the ones in front of that bulldozer. Then it'd be a case of:

How to make Moonbatshitheads two-dimensional:

1- Take a bulldozer. The bigger the vehicle, thus the wider the tracks, the better.
2- Take all the Moobatshitheads that exist (and anyone else who think like them).
3- Place Moonbatshitheads in front of bulldozer. Preferably with their feet cemented into the ground.
4- Start bulldozer. Drive slowly.
5- Repeat step 4 (reverse & forwards) until fuel runs out (unless extra fuel is supplied)
6- ?????
7- PROFIT!

>:D

11/13/2010 9:04:16 AM

breakerslion

Since the worms in your head show no sign of finishing the job, Van Helsing:

May you be eaten alive by cancer.

That is all.

11/13/2010 9:41:01 AM

Mister Spak

While you christians murdered doctors. That pretty much displays the difference between liberals and conservatives.

11/13/2010 10:00:56 AM

Song

Saint Pancake...? At first, I had no idea what he was talking about, and now I sure wish I hadn't figured it out. Sicko. At least he's being honest about his sociopathic lack of empathy for human beings. It'll make it easier for normal people to avoid him.

Also, nth-ing the sentiment that at least she had the moral fortitude to stand up for what she believed, not the lack thereof to sit back and laugh at someone's gruesome death.

11/13/2010 10:28:50 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

I want to hate him, but I actually lol'd at the pancake jokes.

11/13/2010 10:36:40 AM



What the fuck?

11/13/2010 11:07:41 AM

WatermelonRat

I personally consider Corrie to have been naive and foolish, but making fun of her death crosses the line.

11/13/2010 11:15:32 AM

aaa

You have no redeeming features. I will celebrate your death with glee.

11/13/2010 11:32:18 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

You are a horrible person.

11/13/2010 11:50:47 AM

elphada

You sick little petty stupid creature. She was killed doing something she believed in. You wouldn't do that. You'd piss in your pants and cry like a colicky baby before you'd risk your life for anything or anybody. Your kind asks someone else to do it you miserable excuse for a member of the human race. Making fun of somebody's death. That's low. I'd give a party on your demise but I don't eat shit.

11/13/2010 12:15:07 PM

Zab

The Lazy One: "I find it funny that Van Helsing calls other people moonbats despite posting on a website called, of all things, Moonbattery."

Well, I've rarely visited the site since it makes me depressed, but I think that it's supposed to be like the naming of this site. We call their side fundies, they call a lot of us moonbats. So while we have a side devoted to poking fun at fundie things here, they have a site where they poke fun at "moonbattery."

Only difference is that here there is some intelligent thought, critical thinking and a lack of oppressive comment moderation.

The last time I visited that site they were going on and on about how environmentalism is a plot by satanists to make people stop worshiping God and making us worship the earth/Gaia instead.... I attempted to post a comment that injected some common sense about environmentalism, and even though I was nothing but polite the comment was immediately removed.

That seems to be a theme on right-wing websites. They almost never allow comments, or they aggressively moderate any comments that disagree.

11/13/2010 12:15:58 PM

shykid

@Zab: Ironically, hateful drivel like this lovely coconut spews is what should be moderated.

11/13/2010 12:30:54 PM

freako104

I guess this shows how much compassion you have. Which is to say none. And not all the people having their homes smashed were terrorists. That might be why she wanted to try to stop the bulldozer.

11/13/2010 1:14:38 PM

Street Sharks

FUCK YOU and please fucking die.

Sociopathic fuckwits like Van Helsing should be taken out back and shot, for the betterment of humanity and society.

11/13/2010 1:31:49 PM
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