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It’s also not funny.

Did you know that non-believers are more likely to cheat on their mates, more likely to commit violent crimes, more likely to abuse their children. They are more likely to abuse drugs and alcohol, more likely to commit suicide. LESS likely to recycle. Less likely to volunteer. Less likely to give to charity. Because they don’t pray or meditate they suffer from stress more and therefore recover from illnesses at a slower rate then people who believe in either one or many gods and goddesses.

They are also responsible for the majority of deaths in this world. Nazis and Communists have killed way more people then any supposed “religious driven” war. (And BTW – 93% of wars have nothing to do with religion.) And both regimes were run by non-believers.

So remember, faith, belief, no matter what religion you follow, is a GOOD thing.

jamisings, SoMuchPun! 137 Comments [11/13/2010 4:14:55 AM]
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LDM

That's it. Keep telling yourself that.

11/13/2010 4:16:00 AM

Etiene

[Cough] Bullshit [Cough]

11/13/2010 4:29:29 AM

C_V


I cannot imagine how you could possibly be more wrong.

11/13/2010 4:37:36 AM

Aemos

I love how they think "YOU NEED TO BELIVE IN ANY GOD, IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS MY GOD OR NOT, JUST BELIVE IN SOMETHING FFS!!!!!11ONE!"

11/13/2010 4:46:12 AM

Cabraxas

So many lies, so few words.

Someone just bought himself a one-way ticket to his/her Hell

11/13/2010 4:59:04 AM

Mudak

How many times do we have to refute all of these? I'm not sure which of these factoids is more wrong. (although the suicide rate one might have some truth from the hounding we receive from the faithful).

11/13/2010 5:02:07 AM



You can't assert something is true just because you'd like to believe it is. It's true we can't prove God doesn't exist, so that belief of yours is (sorta kinda) safe. But we can prove that your myriad other claims are mostly bullshit. Were you lying for Jesus or is this a genuine mistake on your part?

11/13/2010 5:02:38 AM

Concerned Brit

http://xkcd.com/285/

11/13/2010 5:22:48 AM

anevilmeme

Your pulled so much out if your ass that it reminds me of a clown car.

11/13/2010 5:27:19 AM

Doubting Thomas

Funny how the prison statistics don't bear this out, since 95% of prisoners in the U.S. are Christian, while less than 1% are atheists. Maybe the atheists always pick good lawyers?

And the idea that following any religion at all is far preferable to not believing is just repugnant. To this person, belonging to the Westboro Baptist Church and running around holding up signs saying "God hates fags" is better than being a tolerant atheist.

11/13/2010 5:37:31 AM

Szena

We eat babies and knock little old ladies down, too. Don't forget that.

11/13/2010 5:46:25 AM

K T

Nov 13th..... it must be backwards day

11/13/2010 5:49:57 AM

FraggedMind

[citation needed]
Seriously. Cite your sources or STFU.

11/13/2010 5:51:15 AM

Anon

Again the dangerous lie that the Nazis were Atheists.

I'm a german, and believe me: I've seen some real Nazis. They were anything, but they weren't Atheists. To say that the Nazis were Atheists has crossed the edge to absurdity, and is completely incompatible with tons of historical evidence.

And this lie is especially dangerous because it distracts from the real problem. It's not "Nonbelief versus Belief", but: "Fanaticism vs. Reason".

It's Fanaticism whats causing mass murder, slaughter, suffering and pain. And it's *faith* what makes someone especially prone to become a fanatic.

BTW: The mass murder by the Communists was also caused by Fanaticism, and not by their Atheism. And Communism has a lot in common with Christianity. Actually, Communism has stolen a lot of its ideas from Christianity.

11/13/2010 6:02:27 AM



So remember, faith, belief, no matter what religion you follow, is a GOOD thing.

Uh-huh. I'm a Satanist. You were saying?

11/13/2010 6:21:27 AM

Pule Thamex

Ooo! There's naughty we non-believers are.

Now let's see, what next? Stick my cock up a choristers arse? No, I'll leave that to the Catholic Fathers. How about going on TV and saying that God wants me to have several million dollars and the sucke .. er I mean the viewers are to provide? No, that's the ploy of the fundamental cultists of America. How about a spate of removing the heads of people who don't believe as I do? No, that's Islam's bag?

Blast! All the low-down, filthy, conniving things are pretty much covered by religions and fundamentalist cults. Oh well! Looks like I'll have to stay up here on the moral high ground after all. Still, at least I won't have to be an enormous moron like jamisings.

11/13/2010 6:30:14 AM

Colonel Boris

I could wring a bucket of fail out this mop of crap.

11/13/2010 6:49:22 AM


11/13/2010 6:52:49 AM



Yeah, those prisons are just chock full of atheists. Oh, wait.

11/13/2010 6:54:37 AM

JSS

"Did you know that non-believers are more likely to cheat on their mates, more likely to commit violent crimes, more likely to abuse their children. They are more likely to abuse drugs and alcohol, more likely to commit suicide. LESS likely to recycle. Less likely to volunteer. Less likely to give to charity. Because they don’t pray or meditate they suffer from stress more and therefore recover from illnesses at a slower rate then people who believe in either one or many gods and goddesses."

[size=7][Citation needed][/size]

"They are also responsible for the majority of deaths in this world. Nazis and Communists have killed way more people then any supposed “religious driven” war."

Wait, Nazis were all non-believers?



"(And BTW – 93% of wars have nothing to do with religion.)"

Again, [size=7][Citation needed][/size]

11/13/2010 6:59:23 AM

dionysus

It’s also not funny.

Can't take a joke? That's fine, most fundies can't.

Did you know that non-believers are more likely to cheat on their mates, more likely to commit violent crimes, more likely to abuse their children. They are more likely to abuse drugs and alcohol, more likely to commit suicide. LESS likely to recycle. Less likely to volunteer. Less likely to give to charity. Because they don’t pray or meditate they suffer from stress more and therefore recover from illnesses at a slower rate then people who believe in either one or many gods and goddesses.

No, I did not know that. Must not have gotten the memo. I guess all my volunteer work, recycling, and monogamy were for nothing.

They are also responsible for the majority of deaths in this world.

I had no idea that the grim reaper was an atheist.

Nazis and Communists have killed way more people then any supposed “religious driven” war.

They had better technology. If the Crusaders had 20th century weapons they'd likely have killed off just as many.

(And BTW – 93% of wars have nothing to do with religion.)

Yes and no. While the motivation for most wars is resources, it's a lie to say that religion has NOTHING to do with war as it is often used as a rallying tool. The Nazis you mentioned didn't have "Gott mit uns" on their uniforms just for show.

And both regimes were run by non-believers.

There's evidence to the contrary (at least for Hitler) but even if it was true, you can't use two examples and apply that to everyone. That's like me claiming that Isabella and the popes that the Crusade popes prove that all Christians are intolerant zealots.

So remember, faith, belief, no matter what religion you follow, is a GOOD thing.

Really? Okay, then I choose to worship Ganondorf, the king of evil. What? You said any faith is better than none.

11/13/2010 7:09:05 AM

TGRwulf

"Did you know that non-believers are more likely to cheat on their mates, more likely to commit violent crimes, more likely to abuse their children."

Oh really? Is that why Christians have the highest divorce rate in the country while non-religous have the LOWEST? Is that why only 0.02% of the American prision population is agnostic or ahtiest, while 18% of the general population is?

"They are more likely to abuse drugs and alcohol, more likely to commit suicide"

Citation needed on BOTH accounts.

"LESS likely to recycle. Less likely to volunteer. Less likely to give to charity."

Actually moderates and non-religous people are MORE likely to recycle because we know that this is the only planet we've got. Also, I could give you sites that have lists of atheist volunteers and charities that would make your head explode.

"Because they don’t pray or meditate they suffer from stress more and therefore recover from illnesses at a slower rate then people who believe in either one or many gods and goddesses. "

Actually, several studies have shown that people who know their being prayed for actually have worse recoveries than those who don't know it or aren't prayed for.

"They are also responsible for the majority of deaths in this world. Nazis and Communists have killed way more people then any supposed “religious driven” war. (And BTW – 93% of wars have nothing to do with religion.) And both regimes were run by non-believers. "

Hitler was an Catholic Christian. NO matter how many times you try to revise history that fact does not change. ALso, communism was never in the name of atheism. That view point is just moronic.

"So remember, faith, belief, no matter what religion you follow, is a GOOD thing."

Well now that all your points have been debunked, can you give me a good reason?

11/13/2010 7:27:56 AM

John_in_Oz

Jamisings endorsing Satanism.

11/13/2010 7:28:54 AM

Iosa

It's amazing how the religious claim that people who do bad things for religion "aren't real *insert religion here*," yet are quick to point out how Stalin is the prime example as to why Atheism is evil. It provides a convenient scapegoat to keep a religion's hands clean of anything dirty.

11/13/2010 7:29:42 AM

erlando

"Gott mit uns". Look it up, fundie.

11/13/2010 7:37:07 AM
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