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Quantum tunneling is the ability of particles to move through energy barriers even though ostensibly impossible based on traditional laws of mechanical physics. This was not discovered by scientists until the 20th century.

Jesus proved this was possible in John 20:26, when he appeared before the Apostles in a closed room with completely shut doors.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia, Biblical scientific foreknowledge 91 Comments [11/17/2010 4:47:39 AM]
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Iczer-four

@Anon-e-moose

Ahh.. Agent Paper

You Forgot Jr. from Read or Die TV who is Nancey's Son. he can phase thew walls like his mother.

11/20/2010 3:07:34 AM

Iczer-four

Sorry Double post..

11/20/2010 3:08:07 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Iczer-four

"You Forgot Jr. from Read or Die TV who is Nancey's Son. he can phase thew walls like his mother."

Ah yes, how could I forget? Damn good series that, and worth a rewatch, methinks.

Yomiko (pbuh) would take one look at Andy Schaftafly and (before taking off her precious glasses; and not just because she is our Goddess Queen of Meganekkos!) facepalm at his intellect. Or lack of it. Yomiko Readman does eat, sleep & breathe books, after all. Knowledge is power - and not just her own superpower-like ability, neither.

Yomiko and her love of reading. A shining example to everyone who possesses a brain - and uses it. And books are the most priceless commodity of all.

11/20/2010 10:50:30 AM



@Anon-e-moose

From, Iczer-Four

Sorry forgot to put name in username

"Yomiko and her love of reading. A shining example to everyone who possesses a brain - and uses it. And books are the most priceless commodity of all."

I agree. I just wish i had more money to buy books than Renting them at the Library or downloading them off the internet.


11/20/2010 3:55:25 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

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ANDY YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

11/20/2010 4:36:43 PM



And how many people have done the same since then?. Wait, it was supposed to be supernatural, exceptional, eh?

11/21/2010 10:24:47 AM

Gloopy Joe

Did you know, that I can't wait for Andy Schlafly's comments to appear on FSTDT. Whenever his comments appear, I cheer. Because I know that millions of people around the globe will be put on the right path and educated beyond their wildest dreams by Andy's extraordinary insights.

Whenever I say that it would be a good thing if the enemies of Christianity could be taken down a peg or two, people shout me down and call me a moron. It's so unfair. It's not even as if I dribble all that much, most dribbling that does occur is when I'm masticating.

Yes, I'm not ashamed to admit it, I do believe we should destroy atheists and homosexuals. Just because I follow God why should I respect those that don't. I'm not making much sense now cause in my excitement you've caused me to have a drool attack. Moron my views lader, gurgle, gutgle , drool, gnash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/21/2010 3:42:36 PM

Rumpleforeskin

Another swing and a miss for the world's most ignorant retard!

11/22/2010 2:58:16 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Prayster

'A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.'

-Friedrich Nietzsche

11/22/2010 8:54:29 AM

DaMentalFunism

He used a quantum tunnel? Strange. There was me thinking he did it by A MIRACLE.

11/22/2010 4:26:12 PM

RapturedbyBlondie

Is there any other bible-based scientific breakthrough that you may want to share with us, BEFORE scientists discover it themselves?

EDIT: oh, and closed room with completely shut doors means it was dark as fuck! How the hell did they know how he got there?

9/17/2011 10:54:01 PM

Apatheist

Now if the bible could have actually explained the mechanism behind this 2000 years ago, you'd have something. As it is now, you created a self fulfilling prophecy.

11/17/2011 9:51:33 PM

Tempus

A human-sized object is several trillions of times too big to quantum-tunnel through a barrier, Andy. Where did you say your degree in physics was from again?

11/18/2011 12:05:44 AM

Nowonmai

Prove it.

11/18/2011 3:16:51 AM

Ebon

Andy, you are proof that the stopped clock theory is a fallacy. Things become false just because it was you saying them.

9/10/2012 10:24:04 PM

RKTES

*gasp* Jeebus was a xorn? </nethackspeak>

7/8/2013 8:03:11 AM
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