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I know the song highway to hell was written by satan himself. Its his celebratory anthem about going to hell and the people sing along whole heartedly. They wont be singing it when they start burning though.... So many lost souls that he has fooled.

JulieBeth, RR 93 Comments [11/18/2010 4:55:23 AM]
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nutbunny

I thought it was AC/DC.
Huh, shows you what i know

11/18/2010 5:18:19 AM



I think you'll find it was Angus Young, Malcolm Young and Bon Scott. Writing and performance rights are unlikely to be paid to a mythological entity. Fuckwit

11/18/2010 5:24:34 AM



Try listening to Emperor, I'm sure you'll like that more

11/18/2010 5:27:20 AM



Satan is quite talented then

11/18/2010 5:39:10 AM

Freethinker

Isn't it marvelous what these raptards seem to _know_ ...

Here i am, thinking that Highway To Hell was written by Bonn Scott and the Young brothers.
Silly me...

11/18/2010 5:56:55 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Julie, you don't know jack shit.

11/18/2010 5:58:24 AM

Jack Bauer

So, do you think 'Highway to Heaven' (the old Michael Landon TV series) was written by Jesus?

Are you related to Casseritides?

11/18/2010 5:59:12 AM

Mister Spak

Does Satan get royalties every time this song is played?

11/18/2010 6:04:15 AM

grimsoncrow

a bit late, aren't we??

11/18/2010 6:14:15 AM



He also wrote Stairway to Heaven, according to fundies, so where does that leave us?

11/18/2010 6:14:36 AM



This past Summer I had the pleasure of seeing AC/DC play live to 70000 people who pretty much all sang along with them, quite gleefully too. If I'm honest, I'd rather spend eternity in Hell with them than in Heaven with JulieBeth.

11/18/2010 6:21:11 AM

Xotan

You know this how? Cite!

Oh, and while you are at it, kindly prove the existence of this mythological Satan, and you might also mention his music publisher.

11/18/2010 6:22:12 AM

Anon

Compared to "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!", this means that in Hell, there will be much better music than in Heaven ;-)

11/18/2010 6:22:25 AM

loki

Oh well that song will be my exit song at my funeral

11/18/2010 6:39:33 AM

Zeus Almighty

In high school in the '80s I had a Highway to Hell T-shirt I wore regularly because it pissed off this one particular fundie asshole.*
It totally blew (what passed for) his mind. He asked me if I wanted to go to hell and I asked if he was going to heaven. When he said he was I said I'd prefer to go to anywhere he wasn't.
As Mark Twain wrote: "All I wanted was to go somewheres; all I wanted was a change, I warn't particular." That pretty much sums it up for me. If it came down to it, I'd rather be where George Carlin , Jim Morrison and Twain are.

* One week I put it in the laundry basket and my mom "lost" the shirt.

11/18/2010 6:43:53 AM

David B.

@loki: "Oh well that song will be my exit song at my funeral"

Mine will be On Ilkley Moor Baht 'at. A rousing folk tale of a man who goes courting without a hat, catches his death of cold, is buried, then eaten by worms, who in turn are eaten by ducks, who are in turn eaten by his friends.

After the service there will be duck sandwiches. *hyukyukyuk*


11/18/2010 6:47:46 AM

Mudak

I just wonder if JulieBeth knows another song by AC/DC, namely "Big Balls." She'd have a field day with that one, too...

11/18/2010 6:56:25 AM

Doubting Thomas

LOL... I always get a kick at how these people literally believe that rock musicians are signing contracts in blood with the devil and singing songs he wrote himself. Like the devil is some big music executive.

11/18/2010 7:03:38 AM

Gawd

I actually saw AC/DC in concert on Halloween night! (seriously) I guess it's all over for me.

11/18/2010 7:23:11 AM

His4Life

I prefer Long, Hard Road Out of Hell. Marilyn Manson singing a Christian-tinged song... would make Fundies' heads explode.

Edit: There's actually another Manson song that would be my funeral song; I don't remember the title, but it's from "Eat Me, Drink Me," I think. It says something like "at my funeral they'll have to check to make sure I'm really dead." ;)

11/18/2010 7:28:39 AM

Meph

You know, AC/DC is really tame in comparison to a lot of black/death metal out there. If I had to attribute any band's lyrics to Satan, It'd be Gorgoroth's, and here's why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwllq0fBLs

11/18/2010 7:39:01 AM

TGRwulf

What music ISN'T written by Satan to you dumbfucks?

LOL, and if you think AC/DC is bad, then I've got some bands I'd like you to listen to. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raerE_zUfCA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMVKuMEEmcg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQlLYfgUtOc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eR18fufwdE

Need I go on?

11/18/2010 7:40:20 AM

D Laurier

Actualy it was Angus and Malcolm Young, and Bon Scott. But if your Satan wants to buy the record, It should only cost about 8 to 10 dollars....



Oh wait. My age is showing... Try CD, and 18 to 20 dollars

11/18/2010 7:59:47 AM

Pule Thamex

Guess who wrote Imagine? God did. The real God that is, not the fundie mad-monster masquerading as a real God. It is unbelievable how easily Satan finds it to pretend to be God, and Rapture Ready ignoramuses believe him straight away. Easy-peasy. We know that the fundie Rapture Ready pretend God wrote Fire, Dancing In The Street, and I Am The Walrus. The real God wrote Rain, Over The Rainbow, and Beethoven's Fifth.

My power of atheism allows me to see these true facts so clearly. Huh! You're not going to fool me so easy Mr. Satan.

11/18/2010 8:20:35 AM

Fail

Eat shit and die. I want to see the look on your face while you draw your last breath, and see that there is no heaven or hell.

11/18/2010 8:24:29 AM
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