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I know the song highway to hell was written by satan himself. Its his celebratory anthem about going to hell and the people sing along whole heartedly. They wont be singing it when they start burning though.... So many lost souls that he has fooled.

JulieBeth, RR 96 Comments [11/18/2010 4:55:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Amber
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rw23

I have no intention of being present at my funeral, but if I'm forced to go then I will insist on having Highway To Hell played at top volume.

11/18/2010 6:34:38 PM

Die Mensch-Maschine

Poor Karl Popper. How I would hate to be misquoted like this.

11/18/2010 7:45:48 PM

Berny

Typical moron Christian raptard. Everything is of Satan, especially the fun stuff.

11/18/2010 8:10:45 PM

Mycoid Mike

Then, if you accept Genesis as fact, you must concede that "Night and Day" was written for the musical "Gay Divorce" by God, and not by Cole Porter.

Awaiting fundie head-asplode in 5...4...3...

11/18/2010 8:59:38 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

Well, then satan fuckin rocks!

Compared to stryper, anyway.

11/18/2010 9:00:13 PM

Priestling

Seeing others comment about what they want played at their funerals, I know what I want: The Eagles' Hotel California.

11/18/2010 9:08:45 PM

Muzzy

@Priestling

I'd have the Eagles too, only it'd be Journey of the Sorcerer. My will would state that my entire estate would go to the first person who started quoting the Guide.

Then I'd have a shitload of energetic and happy songs to remind everyone that, "Hey, I might be dead, but you're not, so enjoy it."

11/18/2010 9:58:53 PM

GigaGuess

Funny how Satan is always behind anything and everything the speaker is against.

11/18/2010 10:59:21 PM

WMDKitty

So... where can I hitch a ride on this highway....

11/18/2010 11:25:23 PM

breakerslion

@ Brendan Rizzo

Yes. They made a big stink about Chuck Berry and other non-white R&B/Rock and Roll performers. That's why Elvis was such a big deal. Mom and Dad took one look at that handsome, putty-white face and let him slip through their censorship radar. At least, that's the way my older sibs tell the story.

11/19/2010 8:02:51 AM

Brendan Rizzo

@ breakerslion:

Ah. At least we know that this particular fundie is old-school... I highly doubt that anyone was ever encouraged to reject Jesus by listening to music.

11/19/2010 9:41:51 AM

ND

Oh come on, Everybody knows that Satan is more into Jazz.

11/19/2010 10:27:35 AM

The_L

Because listening to a song is evil. Hel, AC/DC's pretty tame.

11/19/2010 12:05:30 PM

gadfly

"Pick up a copy of Creed's greatest hits and give him that."

AHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA.

HA.

Creed is not even close to being heavy metal; it's mainstream alterna-garbage. Not metal. Not even close.

Oh, they also suck, btw. So no.

11/19/2010 12:38:37 PM

Bender Bending Rodriguez

LOL at anyone from RR listening to gangsta rap. They're trying too hard to look cool.

11/19/2010 4:33:19 PM



AC/DC is the devil.

I am now officially a Satanist.

11/19/2010 4:42:13 PM

Bender Bending Rodriguez

LOL at anyone from RR listening to gangsta rap. They're trying too hard to look cool.

11/19/2010 5:52:16 PM

Vince

He throws better parties. You should take notes dude. If you could just sell it better than organised religion might not be dying by the day right now.

11/19/2010 9:55:07 PM

gumby

From the same page: "Like this one band sings about how war is the anwser and another is hate your enemy"

So... God's end times wars are OK - something to actually look forward to, but not if someone sings about a different war (still... "onward christian soldier" is fine, to be sure).

And "hate your enemy" is bad. Isn't Satan your enemy? Do you love Satan? Or do you hate Satan?

Such confusion!

11/20/2010 6:31:05 AM



You, apparently, haven't been caught in a traffic jam. Funny.

11/20/2010 9:03:15 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I know the song highway to hell was written by satan himself."

List! What is yon sound in the distance? Why, it's the sounds of knives (and writs) being sharpened by lawyers for the estate of Bon Scott, and the lawyers of Angus & Malcolm Young - also the legal department of Columbia Records.

Are You Ready JulieBeth? Hope you've got the money - and the legal muscle with Big Balls - else they're gonna Shake Your Foundations, and Hells Bells, you'll be Thunderstruck as you're sued into oblivion on your own Highway To Hell as you're carted off to prison, where your only recourse is a Jailbreak via TNT.

So, you think you're Hard As A Rock with Big Guns? Because by what you're saying, and the repecussions of such, better have the wherewithall to back up your claims, because Moneytalks.

@gadfly

'Pick up a copy of Creed's greatest hits and give him that.'

"AHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA.

HA.

Creed is not even close to being heavy metal; it's mainstream alterna-garbage. Not metal. Not even close.

Oh, they also suck, btw. So no."

Not as much as the band who represent the ultimate oxymoron: Christian Metal. One Word:

Stryper.

I weep.

11/20/2010 10:29:23 AM

His4Life

Um, excuse me? I do not listen to Marilyn Manson. That man is a pervert. If I have a funeral before the Lord Comes, "How Great Thou Art" and "Unbreakable" by the Christian band Fireflight will be the songs I'd want played. My husband was into that mechanical animals stuff and it literally maade my stomach turn sometims.

11/20/2010 11:00:33 AM

His4Life

Disregard what I say - as I'm a proven liar - I suck cocks.

11/20/2010 12:14:34 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Stop lying. Highway to Hell was written by AC-DC band members...but I guess you will lie to make Jesus look better in order to hopefully get some blessing or something..I dont know...you RR freaks are irresponsible pricks when it comes to the truth.

I just want to know if you even KNOW that you are lying or not, or have you deluded yourself beyond hope?

11/20/2010 2:49:53 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

A mind that thinks hell is a good idea is a mind that is twisted and warped and has a slanted view of justice.

11/20/2010 3:51:38 PM
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