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#1228281
The Colonel
Damn Kid, you need to go to a real school...
11/20/2010 12:38:00 PM
#1228282
Brendan Rizzo
I pity this person. She outright admits to having a "creation science" teacher who lies about science and teaches his students a false and already-debunked argument. And please, keep your bile out of science.
11/20/2010 12:38:22 PM
#1228284
Creation science is mutually exclusive terminology, your teacher was a moron.
Do you retards actually believe giraffes started out with long necks? Protogiraffes all had shorter necks.
Why am I even trying to explain this, you people are too fucking stupid to understand it.
11/20/2010 12:48:36 PM
#1228285
Zab
I love the part about Giraffes in Dawkin's "Greatest Show on Earth." After reading it (and reading more about giraffes since) I know that there's just no way anyone can take a good, long look at the internal physiology of the giraffe and go "Yep, that there is really intelligently designed."
Either giraffes were cobbled together by a really stupid designer, or it evolved gradually from a smaller creature with a shorter neck. Of course creationists refuse to believe either of those, so they once again just cover their eyes.
11/20/2010 12:50:56 PM
#1228287
Shadow Phoenix
"We do not need to try and fit our Bile into science."
A member of Rapture Ready is unambiguously correct, for once in history.
11/20/2010 12:54:54 PM
#1228288
feralboy12
You need to quit wasting time fooling around on the internet and get busy writing your term paper ("Our Friend, The Beaver").
11/20/2010 1:00:40 PM
#1228289
KR
Oh noez... asploding gyraf
At any rate, your teacher is a moron. And yes, i agree with you, keep your bile out of science.
11/20/2010 1:00:50 PM
#1228290
Doubting Thomas
I'm almost scared to ask what school this person goes to that has a "creation science" teacher, let alone one who uses false arguments in favor of creationism.
And exactly why couldn't a valve evolve in a circulatory system? Giraffe's heads don't have to explode before that happens.
11/20/2010 1:09:04 PM
#1228291
Wehpudicabok
As mikhen7 demonstrates, the best way to refute evolution is to demonstrate a complete ignorance of its claims. That's how I know I'm right, and everyone else is wrong, about biochemistry: I don't know anything about it at all!
11/20/2010 1:12:17 PM
#1228294
JohnTheAtheist
I stopped reading at "Creation science teacher".
11/20/2010 1:28:01 PM
#1228297
elphada
The word bile says enough.
11/20/2010 1:53:31 PM
#1228298
Giardano Bruno
Honestly where do you start?
Some people should not be teachers
11/20/2010 1:54:46 PM
#1228300
elphada
The word bile says enough.
One other thing: You posted How many Giraffes heads exploded before evolution created the valve? Are you saying evolution is wrong? I thought so. So in that light I ask you this: Did God make a Boo-Boo and then corrected it later? So much for infallible.
11/20/2010 2:00:23 PM
#1228301
Swede
Creation Science? Is that like Fantasy Math?
Erm, don't we have valves in our systems too, that cause the blood to not fall back down and back to the heart, but keep it pumping forward, towards our lungs?
their =/= there
The Giraffe didn't just wake up one morning with a 5 foot neck, ya know. It took hundreds of thousands of years.
Good thing you don't need to try and fit your Bible into science; it won't fit.
I accidentally wrote Bile instead of Bible...
On second thought/reading, I see HE/SHE accidentally wrote Bile instead of Bible. Good show!
11/20/2010 2:07:46 PM
#1228302
Why would God create a creature that would need that in the first place? Why would God create a creature with an inconvienietly long neck to begin with?
11/20/2010 2:14:32 PM
#1228303
If God was all powerful couldn't he just make the Giraffe not have to worry about that sort of thing? The giraffe wouldn't need the valve if God created it.
11/20/2010 2:17:25 PM
#1228307
Giraffes' heads don't explode therefore God? Fur realz?
11/20/2010 2:26:16 PM
#1228308
D Laurier
creation science spreads ignorance.
11/20/2010 2:26:39 PM
#1228310
Old Viking
What was the movie in which certain people could focus their mental power so intensively that they could cause others' heads to explode? The talent could come in handy if you found yourself discussing science with mikhen.
11/20/2010 2:34:36 PM
#1228311
TheCrimsonHeart
Oh my fucking lack of a god! This kid, or possibly retarded adult, is so fucking stupid!
Please, spread this around the interwebs! The exploding giraffe head will become a meme more popular than the Double Rainbow!
11/20/2010 2:35:50 PM
#1228320
Phaeton
Bile. LOL
11/20/2010 2:53:18 PM
#1228321
Ahlberg
Later in the topic this post comes from, another poster said this:
"2 Peter 3 contains a warning specific to this discussion. Look it up, and research the "nuclear strong force" while you're at it. That is how powerful God's spoken word is...it holds each of your atomic nuclei together. Feel safer now, knowing how close He is?"
I just . . . There are no words, really.
11/20/2010 2:55:00 PM
#1228324
DevilsChaplain
"We do not need to try and fit our Bile into science."
Unintentionally hilarious.
11/20/2010 3:03:42 PM
#1228325
tranz2deep
That's SO STUPID!
Clearly the valves developed as the neck did, DOOFUS!
11/20/2010 3:11:40 PM
#1228327
Meph
The next part of the post details how this creation science teacher debated a famous biologist on the subject of creation vs. evolution, and claims the debate ended with the biologist invoking the 5th Amendment, then leaving. Considering that the 5th Amendment is the right not to incriminate yourself, this says to me one of the following things:
-This guy wasn't actually a biologist, and didn't know what he was talking about.
-This guy was basically a prop for the creation science teacher, and furthermore didn't know what he was talking about.
-The creation science teacher wasn't actually debating, just making personal attacks, from which the biologist had to defend himself.
11/20/2010 3:14:36 PM
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