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[After being informed that the red squirrel dying out and being replaced by the grey squirrel due to disease is a form of natural selection.]

The red squirrel is dying because the grey is spreading a disease. This is what happens when things mix. This has nothing to do with 'natural selection'.

The Bible says God created everything within a specific boundary and designated it an area. The greys are not native and have broken out of their indigeous habitat and are killing off the red squirrels.

I don't think you understand the term 'natural selection'.

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"[D]isease is an environmental factor. It is a form of natural selection in the same way that predation is: those who are affected do not pass on their genes, while those who avoid it (because of a behavioural, physiological, or geographical reason) do."

Only evolutionists believe disease is an environmental factor. The root of disease in the Bible is sin or faulty thinking or doing. Again this is the case where we have polar opposite beliefs on an issue.

Cassiterides, Evolution Fairytale Forum 91 Comments [11/22/2010 4:53:29 AM]
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anevilmeme

"I don't think you understand the term natural selection."


Most ironic thing said by a fundie...ever!

11/22/2010 12:54:45 PM

Angua

Let's calm down everyone. This is possibly the most sensible thing that Cassiterides had ever typed.

It might make no sense. It might be completely insane. It might be downright stupid. However, compare this to Cassiterides views on light and gravity, this is almost sensible.

Cassiterides has gone from the sort of lunacy that no human being should be capable of, to simple average creationist stupidity.

I say we give Cassiterides a round of applause.

11/22/2010 1:23:46 PM

pete

I was waiting for the other shoe to drop. You just know that Cassiterides thinks that the mixing of races, creeds, and sexes is the downfall of mankind.

11/22/2010 1:38:32 PM

Karana

quote:"I don't think you understand the term 'natural selection'"

I don't think you understand anything!!
I mean anything at all!
Cassiterides, you have only showed yourself time and time again to be an imbecile of the highest degree.

11/22/2010 1:44:41 PM

Cy

Who else is tempted to get access to a vial of some sort of unpleasant bacteria/viruses and dare Cassiterides to infect her/himself with them?

After all, if disease is caused by sin, Cass should have absolutely no objection to it.

11/22/2010 2:17:22 PM

Wehpudicabok

The red squirrel is dying because the grey is spreading a disease. This is what happens when things mix. This has nothing to do with 'natural selection'.

These two metals stick together because that's what metals do. This has nothing to do with "electromagnetism."

I don't think you understand the term 'natural selection'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....................

11/22/2010 2:38:09 PM

Old Viking

The sin of the male red squirrels is fondling their nuts. I don't know the females' sin is, nor do I care to.

11/22/2010 2:42:24 PM

The_L

I would love to know just what sort of sins a squirrel can commit.

11/22/2010 3:34:43 PM



Calm down everyone, I don't think that they are saying that red squirrels are sinful. Remember there was no disease or death before eve eat from the wrong tree. This is all down to the fact that all women are dirty parcel mouth whores. See makes much more sense when you look at it that way.

11/22/2010 3:51:37 PM

Slavaa

And just like the whole heliocentricism thing, who do you think is going to come out on top?

11/22/2010 5:06:16 PM

Icarus Jones

SIN BE PRAISED

O Lord, your book of sin so bold
The Holy Bible we follow as told
To do all the fine sin
in thy great name
You'll save us from hell
and absolve us of blame.

O Lord, we kiss thy ring of gold
All evil sinners do flock to thy fold
To praise thy abhorrent ways
as thou'st kill and maim
You'll save us from hell
and absolve us from blame.

O Lord, we clap thee from below
From deed of evil to evil blow
And cheer thy malignant bigotry
Thy evil eye of no escape
sees how we'll burn, and persecute and rape.
O God of War and Torture and Hate
O God of Selling Weapons To Fools
Thou art sublime, invisible, sneaky and great.

Crawling as the lowly snake
upon his belly, we do wriggle and scrape
Slavishly we do thee implore, O Lord,
War we do adore, what more?
Can'st we instigate more death for profit
If it doth please thee, O Great Terror Lord?

Thanks be O Lord, thy evil we love
You are a guide to we simple clods,
we puppets of dust, we muppets of lust,
with our banal dreams of Heaven, we minions of disgust.
Thou insanity in the clouds that flies
you'll save us from fiery Hell.
Thou filthy monster that invisibly lies
and call us to Heaven where we'll immortally dwell.

Amen

11/22/2010 5:31:39 PM

preacher's kid

Those damn sinning squirrels! Which commandment have they broken now? "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's nuts."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You just can't make this stuff up!

11/22/2010 6:16:52 PM

Priestling

Of course, this has me wondering what Foamy would have to say.

11/22/2010 6:34:51 PM

Lucilius

@Old Viking: Duh. The females' sin is putting nuts in their mouths. Jehovah hates oral.

11/22/2010 6:40:29 PM

LAchlan

A bit further down the thread someone asks.... "Do you think that the grey squirrels are purposefully spreading this disease?"

Bioterrorist squirrels anyone?
Amazing!

11/22/2010 6:44:45 PM

Berny

This is a classic example of why arguing with a retard is pointless.
He'll eventually drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Cassiterides is a fucking moron. He doesn't even accept a spherical earth and gravity as a proven fact.

11/22/2010 6:46:13 PM

Zeus Almighty

@ preachers kid

I've seen the squirrels in my yard gathering pecans on the Sabbath.

11/22/2010 7:22:04 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

I dont think you understand "fatalism", which is what you are syaing when you say "god makes boundaries"

So..since when can lowly grey squirrels completely DESTROY your "all powerful" gods plans for "everything within a specific boundary and designated it an area"

You basically that white is really black, and black is really white...and you are a fucking dumbass.

11/22/2010 7:40:27 PM

Iczer-four

LOL Wut?

11/22/2010 8:49:52 PM

PAnz

Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!
Sieg HEIL!

that's what i got out of this one

11/22/2010 8:54:08 PM

WMDKitty

Natural selection does NOT work that way. Neither does disease.

11/22/2010 10:46:44 PM

Jt

Yes, because Red squirrels are the devil's minions.

11/22/2010 10:58:40 PM

Prager

IT'S THE FALL! IT'S THE FALL! IT'S ALWAYS THE FALL!!! (pathetic)

11/23/2010 12:16:48 AM

Tempus

Hey, Ike--err, "Evolutionisalie," "Atheistsfail?" Better get over here and tell us how Cassiterides doesn't really think disease is ultimately caused by sin! Come, defend your chick!

11/23/2010 1:09:58 AM

Justanotheratheist

Clearly, this is a plot by the world order of homosexual abortionist Jewish liberal squirrels who support Obama.

If I missed any of the old favourite scapegoats out, feel free to insert them.

11/23/2010 2:54:10 AM
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