"Evolution Must be Combatted
The utter incompatibility of Darwinian evolution and Sacred Scripture must be recognized. If belief in Adam and Eve is destroyed, then our entire Catholic Faith falls to pieces." tl;dr...
"the Atheist Agenda"
Certainly in this case, we Atheists didn't have to lift a finger. And it all boils down to this:
John E. Jones III is a Conservative Christian. He was appointed to the Federal bench in 2002. That appointment was made personally by George Dumbya Bush - a Conservative Christian who believes in Creationism. Dumbya was voted in - twice - by the Religious Right: Creationists.
And despite the best efforts of Creationists like Michael Behe in the 2005 case Kitzmiller vs. Dover, said Conservative Christian Judge John E. Jones III found for the plaintiffs. This case set the precedent. 'I.D.'/Creationism is now illegal and unconstitutional in all US schools/colleges/whatever.
KvD proves that Evolution is fact. And Creationism is lies. The law says so.
Thus the educational agenda of the Religious Right in the US is destroyed. And it's all the fault of you Religious Right types (of whatever stripe; yes, even you Catholics). Your own agenda annihilated by your own agenda! Ah, the irony is exquisitely sweet, is it not?!
Like I say, we Atheists didn't have to lift a finger. If anything, and if there's an 'agenda', it's that of you Religious Right types. Who, with your lack of foresight, born of faith-blindness, have brought this upon yourselves. But then, right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity in the US is one big perpetual P.R. traincrash. And it becomes a bigger mangled mess every time Sarah Failin, Rush Limburger, Pat Robertson et al... and especially Fred Phelps & his WBC open their mouths. Frankly, you & your fundie ilk are your own worst enemy - and our greatest ally.
An 'Atheist Agenda'? You're our hapless (and hopeless) minions, doing our own work for us! Destroying your own religion for us! Dance, our puppets, dance...
>:D
"If Adam and Eve did not exist, then there is no such thing as original sin.
If there's no such thing as original sin, there is no need to be redeemed from original sin.
If there is no need for a redeemer, then there is no need for the Second Person of the Blessed Trinity to become Man and die on the Cross for our sins.
If there is no such thing as the Sacrifice of the Cross then there is no such thing as the sacrifice of the Mass, etc., etc., etc."
In ancient Sparta, as well as the martial training given to the apprentice warriors, they were schooled in the art of giving quick, snappy, snarky, cynical & cutting replies to questions (thus the basis of what is known today as 'Laconic Wit'). The answer to your questions, John, would simply be:
If.
'Sin' is a man-made concept after all. Oh, and Three Words: Pascal's Wager, bitch.
One more thing. The Quakers. The Unitarian Universalists. Certain commenters here in FSTDT. Christians secure in their beliefs (and certainly don't feel their faith is threatened). They don't bother anyone, they're not bothered by anyone. You do the maths, John.