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[The original article has since been changed, but here's Joe's case for letting lesbians serve in the military, but not gay men:]

...my solution would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective 'Broke Back,' thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream.

Joe Rehyansky, The Daily Kos 69 Comments [12/4/2010 5:54:57 AM]
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The Jamo

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's quite a setup you have there, Joe.

12/4/2010 5:57:57 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

So, the gay men impede the straight men in their quest to seduce the lesbians???


12/4/2010 6:07:17 AM

maanantai

So you'd allow sexual harassment in military then? O_o

12/4/2010 6:22:56 AM

Doubting Thomas

How stupid must someone be if they think that lesbians can become straight if only they could find a "real man?"

12/4/2010 6:23:38 AM

Rebellion Dog

Converting Lesbians--code for violent rape. You are a fucking pig.

12/4/2010 6:26:58 AM

Starscream

Broke Back.... I see what you did there. Your "wit" is as shitty as your attitude.

12/4/2010 6:47:20 AM

Berny

The problem with Joe's "theory" that all it takes to convert a lesbian is sex with a "real man" is the assumption that he is one.

12/4/2010 6:52:19 AM

C_V


sure, because really, lesbians are only lesbians because they've never tried dick. you are a moron.

12/4/2010 7:16:28 AM

TGRwulf

And this possibility would change HOW with gay men still there?

12/4/2010 7:17:36 AM

darkevilme

What you need Joe is a dose of reality. Seriously it's good shit, you should try it sometime.

12/4/2010 7:30:16 AM

Mortok

I thought it was because lesbians have a linebackers build and us pansy-ass faggots can barely lift guns, what with our limp little wrists and all.

12/4/2010 7:35:25 AM

JSS

Because if it's good enough for third-world countries, it's good enough for the Greatest Country in the World.

12/4/2010 7:42:38 AM

Horsefeathers

"...my solution would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective 'Broke Back,' thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream."

You've been watching too much porn, Joe. You're not going to "convert" lesbians--even a stud such as yourself, I'm sure--by sleeping with them you moron.

12/4/2010 7:47:35 AM

The_L

Translation: wimminz r only in the military 2 get raped.

12/4/2010 8:24:00 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

By that logic, we should obviously allow gay men to serve, so female GI's can have a fair shot at converting them!



*eyeroll*

12/4/2010 8:24:12 AM

zombi

You know, saying this to a teetering bisexual woman is more likely to make her prefer women for a few weeks.

12/4/2010 8:44:55 AM

Mr. Mary Wayne O'Carol

Hi Joe, I wonder if you can help me? My cousin Alice, who is an extremely beautiful young woman, is looking for a husband. The sort of guy Alice is looking for will be living in his parents basement, will converse like a stupid pratt, and will have no intelligence whatsoever. A very important quality that Alice wants in her man is that he will be so stupid that he will be completely shameless and unaware of how pathetic he is. Also, she wants her future husband to disregard biblical teaching and to have sex with her before they get married.

Very important point. Alice is currently satisfying her sexual needs by enjoying sex with my friend's sister and her friends, which she says is very satisfying. So the type of man she wants to marry must offer more satisfying sex than with my friend's sister.

So, to sum up, Alice is looking for a basement dwelling wanker with less intelligence than a headless cockroach who likes to pretend that he is a military hero. Alice would just love as a husband a posturing nincompoop, a prating moron who feels safe in the knowledge that he is backed by enough destructive power to destroy the Earth a hundred times over. Joe, I wonder if you know of anyone suitable?

12/4/2010 8:57:13 AM

Cid Highwind

Gosh, I hate guys who are like "Oh you're just a lesbian because you haven't had a right man yet". Yeah right. -.-

12/4/2010 9:11:07 AM

Doctor Whom

Then gay men should have a fair shot at converting you (as soon as we can think of a reason why we'd want you as one of us, and if you give me a few decades, I may be able to come up with one).

12/4/2010 9:23:17 AM



Yes, because men need sex like, I don't know, food and those women are going to fall at their feet once they have sex with them. Stupid projection!!, and too much cheap porn

12/4/2010 9:29:04 AM

SeekerLancer

Joe, no matter how many pornos you watch where girls get it on with each other before getting it on with a guy you will never have the experience yourself.

12/4/2010 9:35:15 AM

Zeus Almighty

I heard Burt say this same shit -- that a lesbian just needed a good "you know" -- on the TV show "Soap" back in the 70s.
It didn't make any sense back then, either.

12/4/2010 9:45:48 AM



...converting lesbians...

Ha ha, this sounds a lot like the good ol' Tailhook scandal that got many in the military into a bit of hot water.

I won't even mention that you cannot convert someone who is unwilling to yield.

12/4/2010 10:11:08 AM

Raised By Horses

I don't know about the rest of you, but I would love to see internet tough guy Joe here try to "convert" a highly-trained and heavily armed lesbian soldier.

12/4/2010 10:45:11 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

You are a fucking asshole.

12/4/2010 11:03:10 AM
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