[The original article has since been changed, but here's Joe's case for letting lesbians serve in the military, but not gay men:]
...my solution would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective 'Broke Back,' thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream.
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"...my solution would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective 'Broke Back,' thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream."
You've been watching too much porn, Joe. You're not going to "convert" lesbians--even a stud such as yourself, I'm sure--by sleeping with them you moron.
Hi Joe, I wonder if you can help me? My cousin Alice, who is an extremely beautiful young woman, is looking for a husband. The sort of guy Alice is looking for will be living in his parents basement, will converse like a stupid pratt, and will have no intelligence whatsoever. A very important quality that Alice wants in her man is that he will be so stupid that he will be completely shameless and unaware of how pathetic he is. Also, she wants her future husband to disregard biblical teaching and to have sex with her before they get married.
Very important point. Alice is currently satisfying her sexual needs by enjoying sex with my friend's sister and her friends, which she says is very satisfying. So the type of man she wants to marry must offer more satisfying sex than with my friend's sister.
So, to sum up, Alice is looking for a basement dwelling wanker with less intelligence than a headless cockroach who likes to pretend that he is a military hero. Alice would just love as a husband a posturing nincompoop, a prating moron who feels safe in the knowledge that he is backed by enough destructive power to destroy the Earth a hundred times over. Joe, I wonder if you know of anyone suitable?
Yes, because men need sex like, I don't know, food and those women are going to fall at their feet once they have sex with them. Stupid projection!!, and too much cheap porn
...converting lesbians...
Ha ha, this sounds a lot like the good ol' Tailhook scandal that got many in the military into a bit of hot water.
I won't even mention that you cannot convert someone who is unwilling to yield.
Okay, now I don't want to serve inn the military, but if for some reason I did, I would not want to have to deal with my male co-workers trying to 'convert' me to straightness, just as I don't want to deal with that in any other field of work. I shouldn't have to. No one should have to. People should be allowed to go about their business without getting harassed by creeps, whether that business be military or civilian in nature.
Even if that would work, which it wouldn't, why not let gay men in the military? If straight men can convert lesbians, straight women can convert gay men, so by your own reasoning, there's no reason not to let any gay man or woman into the military. Of course, this is all moot, since your reasoning is ridiculous.
Yes woman are only lesbians because they never had the penis...[/sarcasm]
Joe, your a disgusting example a human being and a waste of oxygen. I rarely say this seriously, though for you I am willing to make an exception: Die in a fire. No scratch that, make it death by a thousand cuts.
I wonder if he knows that, in the past, it was believed that the way to convert a lesbian to heterosexuality was to violently rape her. If he does, then he should DIAF.
Firstly, gays of either sex depend no more on the state than do heterosexuals. In fact, in terms of scale, heterosexuals and their offspring make heavier demands on resources. Gays normally have Fabulous jobs.
seocndly, it is an offence to lesbians to speak of them as though they need a GI to 'convert' them. It's not a matter of choise, except in the case of bi-sexuals.
Thirdly, you are an ignorant ass for holding such trogloditic view.
No, no, no! Everybody here is missing the point! Joe is a genius, and also really dreamboat, and he knows that Teh Gay dudes can't be "converted" because their sexuality is REAL! Just like straight men's! Women's "sexuality" is entirely negotiable, provided you're a Real Man. Why, for women to have a real sexuality, they'd have to be real people, and we all know that's not true! Besides, it's not like rape of female GIs by male GIs is a major problem or anything, right?
I have a better, more efficient idea using this infallible logic.
Allow gays and lesbians to openly serve, so they get complacent. Create LGBT groups to protect them and get them near each other occasionally. They will intermingle and the lesbian women will fall in love with gay men and vice-versa, the way the straight troops would apparently be doing it anyways.
Sometimes I wonder how people can even think and come to conclusions like this. For the last goddamn time, you can't convert lesbians. They aren't attracted to men or their dicks. Face it, not everyone likes dicks, Joe, you stupid fucker. Why does no one suggest women try converting gay men?
You realize you're advocating rape, correct? Lesbians would never consent to having sex with males.
>>Raised By Horses
I don't know about the rest of you, but I would love to see internet tough guy Joe here try to "convert" a highly-trained and heavily armed lesbian soldier. <<
The soldiers and former soldiers that I know have enough self-control to not kill him. But one of them is _very_ good at combatives. Somebody tries to rape her and they'll end up with about eighteen broken bones. And then her girlfriend would come after them ...
The article and comments from the original link page say better than I could how I feel about this, I think.
Although I will say: Since I have never been, and never will be, in the military due to my health issues, a huge THANK YOU! to all of you who are. I really don't think I should have a say in who the choice of sex partners is for the people who are defending us, since they are the ones who are, you know, doing the defending.
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Heh, "'doing' the defending." I swear that was not intentional! And really, I don't care who they sleep with, as long as they are good at their jobs.
Earth calling Joe: Pussy Galore is a character in a James Bond book. Lesbianism does not work that way in real life. Also: you certainly lack the charm, charisma and probably the aim of 007. Therefore, you should fuck off and leave gay rights to be discussed by those with brains.
By that logic, we should obviously allow gay men to serve, so female GI's can have a fair shot at converting them!
Good idea! I'll write to Congress now...
However, according to the same guy, when two men in jail rape a heterosexual man, they're not converting him, no way, they're raping!!
So these people advocate rape as a way of 'converting' lesbians?
That's one of the most vile, despicable things I have ever fucking heard.
Also, as a queer woman, I really do not think that would work. Sorry dude.
The...the logic...
IT BURNS
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