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Quote# 77811

[The original article has since been changed, but here's Joe's case for letting lesbians serve in the military, but not gay men:]

...my solution would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective 'Broke Back,' thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream.

Joe Rehyansky, The Daily Kos 69 Comments [12/4/2010 5:54:57 AM]
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#1231920
The Jamo

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's quite a setup you have there, Joe.

12/4/2010 5:57:57 AM
#1231924
Percy Q. Shunn

So, the gay men impede the straight men in their quest to seduce the lesbians???


12/4/2010 6:07:17 AM
#1231927
maanantai

So you'd allow sexual harassment in military then? O_o

12/4/2010 6:22:56 AM
#1231929
Doubting Thomas

How stupid must someone be if they think that lesbians can become straight if only they could find a "real man?"

12/4/2010 6:23:38 AM
#1231930
Rebellion Dog

Converting Lesbians--code for violent rape. You are a fucking pig.

12/4/2010 6:26:58 AM
#1231937
Starscream

Broke Back.... I see what you did there. Your "wit" is as shitty as your attitude.

12/4/2010 6:47:20 AM
#1231938
Berny

The problem with Joe's "theory" that all it takes to convert a lesbian is sex with a "real man" is the assumption that he is one.

12/4/2010 6:52:19 AM
#1231945
C_V


sure, because really, lesbians are only lesbians because they've never tried dick. you are a moron.

12/4/2010 7:16:28 AM
#1231946
TGRwulf

And this possibility would change HOW with gay men still there?

12/4/2010 7:17:36 AM
#1231952
darkevilme

What you need Joe is a dose of reality. Seriously it's good shit, you should try it sometime.

12/4/2010 7:30:16 AM
#1231953
Mortok

I thought it was because lesbians have a linebackers build and us pansy-ass faggots can barely lift guns, what with our limp little wrists and all.

12/4/2010 7:35:25 AM
#1231955
JSS

Because if it's good enough for third-world countries, it's good enough for the Greatest Country in the World.

12/4/2010 7:42:38 AM
#1231957
Horsefeathers

"...my solution would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective 'Broke Back,' thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream."

You've been watching too much porn, Joe. You're not going to "convert" lesbians--even a stud such as yourself, I'm sure--by sleeping with them you moron.

12/4/2010 7:47:35 AM
#1231962
The_L

Translation: wimminz r only in the military 2 get raped.

12/4/2010 8:24:00 AM
#1231963
Dark_Lord_Prime

By that logic, we should obviously allow gay men to serve, so female GI's can have a fair shot at converting them!



*eyeroll*

12/4/2010 8:24:12 AM
#1231966
zombi

You know, saying this to a teetering bisexual woman is more likely to make her prefer women for a few weeks.

12/4/2010 8:44:55 AM
#1231967
Mr. Mary Wayne O'Carol

Hi Joe, I wonder if you can help me? My cousin Alice, who is an extremely beautiful young woman, is looking for a husband. The sort of guy Alice is looking for will be living in his parents basement, will converse like a stupid pratt, and will have no intelligence whatsoever. A very important quality that Alice wants in her man is that he will be so stupid that he will be completely shameless and unaware of how pathetic he is. Also, she wants her future husband to disregard biblical teaching and to have sex with her before they get married.

Very important point. Alice is currently satisfying her sexual needs by enjoying sex with my friend's sister and her friends, which she says is very satisfying. So the type of man she wants to marry must offer more satisfying sex than with my friend's sister.

So, to sum up, Alice is looking for a basement dwelling wanker with less intelligence than a headless cockroach who likes to pretend that he is a military hero. Alice would just love as a husband a posturing nincompoop, a prating moron who feels safe in the knowledge that he is backed by enough destructive power to destroy the Earth a hundred times over. Joe, I wonder if you know of anyone suitable?

12/4/2010 8:57:13 AM
#1231970
Cid Highwind

Gosh, I hate guys who are like "Oh you're just a lesbian because you haven't had a right man yet". Yeah right. -.-

12/4/2010 9:11:07 AM
#1231979
Doctor Whom

Then gay men should have a fair shot at converting you (as soon as we can think of a reason why we'd want you as one of us, and if you give me a few decades, I may be able to come up with one).

12/4/2010 9:23:17 AM
#1231984


Yes, because men need sex like, I don't know, food and those women are going to fall at their feet once they have sex with them. Stupid projection!!, and too much cheap porn

12/4/2010 9:29:04 AM
#1231986
SeekerLancer

Joe, no matter how many pornos you watch where girls get it on with each other before getting it on with a guy you will never have the experience yourself.

12/4/2010 9:35:15 AM
#1231990
Zeus Almighty

I heard Burt say this same shit -- that a lesbian just needed a good "you know" -- on the TV show "Soap" back in the 70s.
It didn't make any sense back then, either.

12/4/2010 9:45:48 AM
#1231999


...converting lesbians...

Ha ha, this sounds a lot like the good ol' Tailhook scandal that got many in the military into a bit of hot water.

I won't even mention that you cannot convert someone who is unwilling to yield.

12/4/2010 10:11:08 AM
#1232014
Raised By Horses

I don't know about the rest of you, but I would love to see internet tough guy Joe here try to "convert" a highly-trained and heavily armed lesbian soldier.

12/4/2010 10:45:11 AM
#1232022
GodotIsWaiting4U

You are a fucking asshole.

12/4/2010 11:03:10 AM
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