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Many Witches do agree that evil spirits exist. But what they do not acknowledge is that Satan is alive and well. They believe that he is just a creation of the church and has no bearing or influence on their lives. Therefore, if you don't believe in something it does not exist. Some Witches do believe in the God of the bible and Jesus. But they believe that Jesus was just a good teacher and use parts of the bible to justify what they believe. They call themselves Christian witches or born again Pagans! Like many so-called Christian denominations, they twist and distort the word to fit what they want to believe. However, Gods word says that Satan does in fact exist and that he is the deceiver of the world. Yes there is a spirit world but it is not to be contacted. Calling on the spirit world will only bring up demons. There are no good spirits and they do not inhabit the elements. There are no gods or goddesses. There is a horned god and his name is not Pan. It is Lucifer. Aka Satan!





Jon Watkins, Exposing Satanism 50 Comments [12/5/2010 10:36:00 AM]
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Berny

The imagery of Satan that was handed down to us is directly based on Pan. This was a deliberate attempt by the church to paint paganism as evil.
Your ignorance of the origins of your own faith does you no credit.
In reality, Satan is no more real than your god.

12/5/2010 11:20:36 AM

aaa

Tame stuff. Needs more paranoia.

12/5/2010 11:22:54 AM

LAchlan

Run away! It the DEBBIL!

12/5/2010 11:36:06 AM

John_in_Oz

"There are no gods or goddesses."

I repeat myself, I know. Nevertheless:
Quoted for Truth.

12/5/2010 11:43:10 AM

Papabear

So what? Witches are as nutty as Christians.

12/5/2010 11:55:59 AM

Murdin

"There is a horned god and his name is not Pan. It is Lucifer. Aka Satan!"

You are calling Satan a god ? HERESY !

12/5/2010 12:02:48 PM

TGRwulf

Word salad with multiple fails on religous beliefs.

12/5/2010 12:14:25 PM

Doctor Whom

Waaah! Their delusions are different from mine!

12/5/2010 12:23:54 PM

PiGirl13

"There are no gods or goddesses."
So you're an atheist.

"There is a horned god and his name is not Pan. It is Lucifer. Aka Satan!"
So now there are gods and goddesses. And Satan is one. So you're a Satanist?

An atheist and a Satanist. Exactly the contradictory position they accuse us of holding. Ironic, no?

12/5/2010 12:40:15 PM

The Watcher

Cool story, bro.

12/5/2010 1:00:57 PM



"However, Gods word says that Satan does in fact exist and that he is the deceiver of the world."

Which is ironic, since any decent reading of "God's word" exposes him to be everything you ever imagined Satan to be. And sure enough, those stories are what have inspired cruelty and atrocity and misery for thousands of years. And yet people are still blindly fooled into following it, because the blame for all the suffering it causes is always pinned on some other being.

So tell me again who the great deceiver of the world really is?

12/5/2010 1:03:36 PM

Swede

There are no gods or goddesses? You sure?

Where is that picture of how many God has killed versus how many Satan has killed? Is it nine for Satan and a few million for God?

12/5/2010 1:10:54 PM

SleepNeed

@fundie

There are no gods or goddesses.

Are you sure you want to say that? I mean that also means that you say Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah, whatever you call the Christian god is imaginary as well.

@Swede

Here you go:


12/5/2010 1:35:39 PM

Mudak

Like many so-called Christian denominations, they twist and distort the word to fit what they want to believe.

Change the word "many" to "all" and I'll agree with you.

12/5/2010 1:42:03 PM

AuraTwilight

On top of the "there are no gods" comment, he also says there are no good spirits, meaning no angels or Holy Ghost, right?

12/5/2010 1:44:11 PM




12/5/2010 1:51:45 PM

Brendan Rizzo

It's worse than that, Murdin! It's BLASPHEMY! And against the Holy Spirit no less! He's going to hell!

12/5/2010 3:15:40 PM

Nowonmai

That's because there is no such thing as Satan. He is your imaginary bogeyman you use as an excuse for your on piss poor behavior.

12/5/2010 3:49:02 PM

Old Viking

This message was brought to you by the 12th Century.

12/5/2010 3:49:45 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

FIND ME A REAL WITCH.

And I don't mean neo-pagan whatever shit. I tried that, and it turned out to be bullshit. Find me someone who can ACTUALLY VIOLATE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.

12/5/2010 3:50:58 PM

Iczer-four

*Head desk*

idiot..

12/5/2010 4:47:14 PM

NoE

"There are no gods or goddesses."

The only part he got right.

12/5/2010 4:53:33 PM

lisamariefan

"There are no good spirits."

Not even the "holy spirit?" :P

12/5/2010 5:10:34 PM



so, when you spoke to these Witches in order to gain this insight, did you kill them afterward or did you, "Suffer them to live", as the Bible puts it?

12/5/2010 5:49:35 PM



If there's a god and he created people like you, that gives me one more reason to have nothing to do with him.

12/5/2010 6:34:46 PM
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