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The Hawaiian hula is the filthiest dance on earth. I can understand why the Christian missionaries tried to mentor the natives away from it. People today criticize the early missionaries like they were bad people, and perhaps some of them were; but they were justified in trying to change the Hawaiian culture from one of paganism and sexual immorality to one of grace, chastity, belief in Jesus Christ, and decency. Hawaii is a very sinful place today, and the hula is as filthy as ever.

In fact, Hawaiian women have been taught to have much contempt against Christianity, so when they do the hula, many of them deliberately make it as sleazy and whorish as they can. All of the islands are saturated with sinfulness, naked women, dirt-dancing and apostasy. It is very difficult to find moral people, even amongst professing Christians, in the island cultures near the equator.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior 118 Comments [12/5/2010 10:43:18 AM]
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Sisyphus

The hula is a beautiful dance that is used to tell stories. The early Christian invaders were prudish morons, just like you.

12/5/2010 10:47:16 AM

aaa

I see you are still as crazy as ever. Try getting some help before your squareness infects the rest of the population.

12/5/2010 10:52:17 AM

D Laurier

Looks like a Hawaiian girl turned down reverend Stewart's rude advances.

12/5/2010 10:59:04 AM

FMG

A lap dance is the filthiest dance on earth... Hawaiian hula is about as filthy as the waltz.

Now if you really want to see sexy dancing I suggest the tango...

Or to quote the simpsons... The penetrada... It makes sex look like church.

12/5/2010 11:05:29 AM

Berny

This reads as though David was fapping away as he was typing.
I think he's just angry he can't afford a vacation in Hawaii (to reform the sinners I'm sure).

12/5/2010 11:17:43 AM

whatever

"All of the islands are saturated with sinfulness, naked women, dirt-dancing and apostasy. It is very difficult to find moral people, even amongst professing Christians, in the island cultures near the equator."

I had no idea! OK what's the cheapest way to get to Hawaii from the UK?

12/5/2010 11:22:27 AM

Musicalbookworm

Hmm, well nice to see the idiot fundies picking on something other bellydance for once.

12/5/2010 11:28:08 AM

John_in_Oz

"It is very difficult to find moral people, ... amongst professing Christians ... "

Quoted for truth.

12/5/2010 11:40:12 AM

Think or GTFO

How about the lambada?

And what is it about Christians and their war on fun?

12/5/2010 11:49:53 AM

Murdin

"the Hawaiian culture [...] of paganism and sexual immorality"

*fap* *fap* *fap*

"when they do the hula, many of them deliberately make it as sleazy and whorish as they can."

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

"All of the islands are saturated with sinfulness, naked women, dirt-dancing and apostasy."

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*


Well, at least now we know that David J. Stewart isn't a repressed homosexual. Just another pervert who projects his sex obsession unto others.

12/5/2010 12:07:54 PM

LDM

The hula is a traditional dance that tells a story. Get your head out of the gutter, Dave.

12/5/2010 12:12:27 PM

TGRwulf

If it ain't christian it's of the debbil!

*sigh* I'm not awake enough yet for this level of idiocy.

12/5/2010 12:13:23 PM

feralboy12

Pfffft. Wuss.

12/5/2010 12:20:54 PM

Potentate Argyros

David should know about the sinful islanders! He's in Guam, where he's been indicted for sex with a minor.

12/5/2010 12:24:23 PM

Lucilius

Hula dancing. Hula dancing, seriously? The cheesy airport welcome show?

Whatever it is that D.J. Stewpid rambles on about, all I can hear is a pathetic wail: "I have no life! None! I'm a total loser!"

12/5/2010 12:44:33 PM

Chris

Well, of course fundies would find Hawaii evil...it's the home of OBAMA! ZOMG!

12/5/2010 1:01:04 PM




12/5/2010 1:05:16 PM

Anon

A quick look into the history books reveals some very interesting parallels.

There was once a certain dancing style, which was condemned by religious zealots as:

"This immoral and filthy dance, where young people are twisting their limbs in a most abhorrent and sinful manner. Sheer decadence and immodesty!"

The year was: 1810, and the questionable dance was: The Viennese Waltz.

My comment: Religious zealots never change in their weirdness.

12/5/2010 1:07:24 PM

Swede

And no Christian minister has ever indulged in a spot of sexual immorality, right?

Who taught the Hawaiian women to have much contempt against Christianity? Their fathers, perhaps? And, could you provide us with the curriculum for Christian Contempt, please, as evidence for this claim of yours?

It seems there are many moral people at nudist camps, as there are very few rapes and assaults there. Strange that, Davey boy.

12/5/2010 1:16:57 PM

Necronomikron

Everyone else are the sinful, shameful ones for doing perverted things, but you're not, for seeing perversion in everything, imagined or not?

Righto, carry on.

12/5/2010 1:17:57 PM

Elia

Wuss. I bet you think flamenco is evil, too.

12/5/2010 1:21:25 PM

Vince

The puritan anti fun squad, alive and kicking today. That is, kicking out at shit only they are crazy enough to care about in the first place.

12/5/2010 1:27:47 PM

Mudak

I, for one, do not consider chastity a virtue. That's the whole: "sex is dirty; save it for someone you love" attitude.

And any dance move is graceful.

12/5/2010 1:38:47 PM

AuraTwilight

You've never actually seen a hula dance, have you?

12/5/2010 1:42:47 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

The hula dance? Really? How many decades is it since you had any contact whatsoever with society, David? The hula dance was controversial when they were making Betty Boop cartoons!

12/5/2010 1:58:05 PM
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