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Of course you know the miracle of AIDS, we all do. It's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables.

David Duke, Anti-Defamation League 131 Comments [12/7/2010 6:42:53 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
WTF?! || meh

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Cheering the deaths of others while simultaneously using disparaging terms? How very Christ-like of you.

12/7/2010 6:45:27 AM

I was going to say something witty, but I'd think it would be more productive if you go fornicate yourself with a rusted cheese grater.


12/7/2010 6:52:33 AM


This is so fucked up I don't know where to begin to address it.

Fuck you, David Duke.

12/7/2010 6:52:51 AM


"To Stop The Defamation Of The Jewish People."

By shifting it to anyone and everyone else you can think of, apparently.

12/7/2010 6:55:56 AM


Yep, Dave, you're still a piece of shit.

12/7/2010 7:04:09 AM


12/7/2010 7:04:57 AM


Wow this guy is a piece of shit. And apparently he might run in 2012 as a Tea Bagger.

12/7/2010 7:13:29 AM

Seeker in the Dark

David Duke, the same waste of skin he has always been...

12/7/2010 7:13:51 AM

Doubting Thomas

Has David Duke joined the WBC?

12/7/2010 7:16:40 AM


Rot in hell, fucker.

12/7/2010 7:18:51 AM


You thoroughly heartless bastard.

12/7/2010 7:19:46 AM


Wow, just fucking wow. GDIAF you scumbag.

12/7/2010 7:26:43 AM


Yea, but only male fruit. Go figure.

12/7/2010 7:43:43 AM

This guy should get AIDS himself

12/7/2010 7:52:48 AM


Isn't this the same David Duke who ran the KKK for a while?


The site is criticizing not endorsing Duke's views. The link is a list of some of the worst things Duke said.

12/7/2010 7:56:38 AM


Eh. A stupid joke. I've told it often enough. But I just recognize it as a distasteful joke, not cheering for gays to die.

12/7/2010 7:58:56 AM

Nothing screams "Christ" like joking about people dieing a horrible death.

Your's is truly the higher moral standard.

12/7/2010 8:02:28 AM


Your death will bring great joy to me, Dave.

12/7/2010 8:08:55 AM


Of course you know the miracle of AIDS

Miracle, how in the fuck can even the most narrow minded of bigots consider AIDS to be a miracle? What kind of miracle kills indescriminately and without regard? Moreover, what kind of god performs a miracle that serves only to take life and cause pain and suffering?

It's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables.

I'm sorry, but where is it that you idiot fucks get this stupid ass idea that gays are the only victims of AIDS? The number of heterosexuals infected, in the US alone, far outstrips the number of homosexuals infected. HIV did not begin in, nor has it ever been confined to, the homosexual community. HIV has spread through the heterosexual population since it first jumped species. To think or assert otherwise is nothing more than an ignorant and self deceptive fantasy.

Were HIV the "miracle" you claim it to be then one would expect it to strike only those whom your "god" wished it to, and not spread far and wide through the population or passed on to innocents through blood transfusions

12/7/2010 8:28:22 AM

Zeus Almighty

Is this the same David Puke that the fine Republican people of Louisiana thought was a fine candidate for the U.S. Senate?

12/7/2010 8:36:28 AM


Yeah. I can just see the AIDS virus saying "hmmm - is this guy a homo? No? Well I guess I won't invade his bloodstream."

12/7/2010 9:05:39 AM

Shanya Almafeta


Really? This guy's a Republican candidate?

12/7/2010 9:07:46 AM


"Of course you know the miracle of AIDS, we all do. It's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables."

Of course, you know the miracle of science, we all do. It has effectively made Smallpox all but extinct. Malaria, Tetanus, Cholera, and the AIDS of it's time, Leprosy. All easily treatable today.

With gene-based cures being developed, the day can't come too soon when medical science takes away one more source of righteous indignation from you fundies.

Science. It's the only cure for the disease - fundieism - that turns the smug into the butthurt.

Like I say, the Smallpox Eradication Program from 1950-80. Science - 1, God - 0. HIV/AIDS' days are numbered.

12/7/2010 9:08:10 AM

Nothing screams "Christ" like joking about people dieing a horrible death.

Your's is truly the higher moral standard.

12/7/2010 9:10:16 AM

Brendan Rizzo

And the award for most offensive wordplay of the year goes to... David Duke!

12/7/2010 9:16:43 AM
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