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It's ok Brother, the thing that should make you smile the most is knowing that when that troll takes his first step into eternity, that God will judge him/her accordingly and that their just reward will be handed out. Let them live a little bit longer and know that when their time is coming, that The Lord will remind them of this slight towards me, as well as others, and remind them that their time is coming, and that the Fear of the judgement of The Lord will be at hand for them, that that there's no way to escape :)

Remember, eternity is when the wing of the dove that circles the earth touches it but once every one hundred years to brush but a speck of dust away to wear it down to but a speck of dust, and The Lord re-forms the earth, for a new dove to do just the same, new earth after new earth and so on and so on, for time will stand still for on and on and on. Scary, isn't it? Yet, ppl like that simpering little troll just thumb their nose at God and His believers in Christ. Must be scary to be an unbeliever on their deathbed, knowing they're about to pass through that door into eternity.

nateoregonian419, Topix 58 Comments [12/7/2010 6:44:23 AM]
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Leliel

If I knew how to post images, I'd get that dog eating a water stream.

In any case, I think I would find this offensive were I able to understand a word of it.

12/7/2010 6:48:12 AM

Mr.Nnamdi

Well, good thing I made a deal with the flying spaghetti monster!

You sir... Well you are going to feel his noodle wrath for eternity + 1.

12/7/2010 6:50:56 AM

Lucilius

(Fundie loses yet another debate): "Well, yew think yer so smart, my invisible friend will GET YOU! Uh, after you're dead." (fapfapfapfap)

12/7/2010 7:02:29 AM

KittyKaboom


12/7/2010 7:02:41 AM

Raised By Horses

Life suck so badly you need to believe in an afterlife where everyone gets their just desserts?

Okay. Good for you.

12/7/2010 7:12:06 AM



The Lord will remind them of this slight towards me

Ego much?

12/7/2010 7:12:14 AM

WWWWolf

> there's no way to escape :)

Dude, that's no way to use a smiley.

The following usages are correct:

"As you can see, this guy is just completely wrong :)"
"Fundies believe all sorts of stupid things, there's no reason to get worried, you know :)"
"That guy wastes too much time thinking about pain and suffering of the others, maybe he should chill out or something :)"

The following usages are wrong:

"You will all die in a nuclear armageddon! :)"
"An axe murderer will come and feast on your entrails! :)"
"There's no way to escape :)"

Get it right!

12/7/2010 7:13:58 AM

Doubting Thomas

When will you Christians realize that we atheists don't believe in heaven or hell? All your threats of eternal damnation sound like empty threats. You might as well say that if we're not good the boogeyman will get us.

And I really don't think that if God exists he would be pleased with you being overjoyed at people being sent to hell.

12/7/2010 7:15:29 AM

TGRwulf

Wait, WHAT?

12/7/2010 7:25:52 AM

Aethernaut

Uh, no nateoregonian419, not so much.

12/7/2010 7:36:33 AM

JohnTheAtheist

What the fuck is this shit?

12/7/2010 7:44:57 AM

Giveitaday

It's ok Brother, the thing that should make you smile the most is knowing that when that troll takes his first step into eternity

There is is little in fundamentalist christianity I find more distasteful than the unrepentant glee with which they drool over the idea of people they dislike being tortured for eternity.

that God will judge him/her accordingly and that their just reward will be handed out

And why is it that you speak as if you are already privvy to the outcome of this alleged judgement?

Let them live a little bit longer and know that when their time is coming

I'm sorry, are you claiming this as an act of mercy? Are you actually claiming it would otherwise be within your rights to end this persons life simply because they question your point of view?

that The Lord will remind them of this slight towards me, as well as others,

Are you so fucking arrogant that you think a slight, real or imagined, towards you or any other christian is the determening factor in a persons damnation?

and remind them that their time is coming, and that the Fear of the judgement of The Lord will be at hand for them, that that there's no way to escape :)

And here I thought the christian "god" was meant to be a forgiving god, not a petty and spiteful deity who will ensure a persons damnation just because one of it's believers was miffed at that person.

Remember, eternity is when the wing of the dove that circles the earth touches it but once every one hundred years to brush but a speck of dust away to wear it down to but a speck of dust, and The Lord re-forms the earth, for a new dove to do just the same, new earth after new earth and so on and so on, for time will stand still for on and on and on.

And your theological basis for that claim of fact is what? Or is this yet another example of yet another fundie, once again Lying for Jesus.

Scary, isn't it?

Not in the slightest.

Yet, ppl like that simpering little troll just thumb their nose at God and His believers in Christ.

So what? Are you so arrogant and self important that you think you shoud be immune from critisism? Are you are so insecure and childish that your response to critisism is to threaten to have your magic sky daddy whip someones ass?

Must be scary to be an unbeliever on their deathbed, knowing they're about to pass through that door into eternity.

What part of non-believer do you not comprehend? Someone who doesn't believe in either a "god" or an afterlife is not likely to worry about those matters. Contrary to what you think, atheists are "really" closet believers who are just mad at god, they DO NOT believe in anyone's god, including yours, and by and large do not believe in an afterlife of any sort, much less the christian heaven and hell. So why in the fuck do you think they are going to be scared of your petty and vindictive imaginary friend?

12/7/2010 7:54:53 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Must be scary to be a pathetic, spiteful christ-bot who takes joy in imagining the post-mortem suffering of people who don't share your beliefs.

It's not your god we're thumbing our collective noses at. It's YOU, arsewipe.

12/7/2010 8:37:46 AM



“The Lord will remind them of this slight towards me…”

And what will you face in regards to your slights against others?

12/7/2010 8:39:46 AM



"Must be scary to be an unbeliever on their deathbed, knowing they're about to pass through that door into eternity."

Not really. The point being, we're unbelievers. We don't believe. Derp.

12/7/2010 8:53:33 AM

John

Must be scary to be an unbeliever on their deathbed, knowing they're about to pass through that door into eternity.

Not at all. If you're an unbeliever, you don't believe there is a door. You just cease to be. It's Christians who worry about passing through an unknown door into some afterlife of pleasure or pain.

12/7/2010 9:03:29 AM

Brendan Rizzo

How the hell is this fundie? It's just one religious person telling another not to worry about being trolled because the perpetrator will get his comeuppance in the end.

Sure, the second paragraph is confusing as hell, but there is nothing in it that moderate theists do not believe.

12/7/2010 9:13:16 AM

Anon-e-moose

"It's ok Brother, the thing that should make you smile the most is knowing that when that troll takes his first step into eternity, that God will judge him/her accordingly and that their just reward will be handed out." tl;dr...

And as I'd say to Troll4Life in a similar situation, the same applies here:

Yes, that's right dear (*Pats nateoregonian419 on head*). Now you go back to your Fisher-Price™ 'I Can Be A Vengeful God Too!'© Lake O'Fire® Playset dear, the adults are talking.

12/7/2010 9:16:21 AM

John_in_Oz

What Brendan Rizzo said.
The troll they're unctiously pitying is the source of much 'darnder things' than this post.

12/7/2010 9:26:31 AM



"The Lord will remind them of this slight towards me..."

And just what makes YOU so special that people who offend you in the least deserve to be tortured forever, pray tell? I thought Christians were supposed to be humble.

12/7/2010 9:46:36 AM

Mister Spak

" Must be scary to be an unbeliever on their deathbed, knowing they're about to pass through that door into eternity."

Wait till you find out that Islam is the real religion and you're going to hell because you didn't bow down to Allah!

You can deny Allah now but when you stand before him for judgement there will be no excuses. There will be no trinity to save you, no bible to beat, no preacher to reassure you that your error is truth. There wil be just you and eternal burning. DO you know how long eternal is? Remember, eternity is when the wing of the dove that circles the earth touches it but once every one hundred years to brush but a speck of dust away to wear it down to but a speck of dust, and The Lord re-forms the earth, for a new dove to do just the same, new earth after new earth and so on and so on, for time will stand still for on and on and on. That's how long you will be tortured for not accepting Islam.


12/7/2010 9:59:52 AM

misshani

"The Lord will remind them of this slight towards me"

This, along with the rest of Nate's incoherent rant, looks to me like his god is nothing more than his bloated ego. Which would explain why he's so fragile, insecure, jealous, petty, angry, etc, and can do nothing about it.

No, I will not worship him.

12/7/2010 10:39:48 AM



@Brendan Rizzo: Most "moderate" theists try to avoid displaying such blatant schadenfreude, for one. That’s not to say they don’t feel it. They just know to keep it private.

12/7/2010 10:43:13 AM

Doctor Whom

God works not only in mysterious ways, but also in the realm of the completely unverifiable. Isn't that just too convenient.

12/7/2010 10:59:14 AM

PiGirl13

It's ok Brother, you should take pleasure in the knowledge that someone will be horribly tortured for eternity. You don't have to kill that person, just keep telling yourself that they will suffer agonizing and never-ending punishment, without any means of escape, for offending me a bit.

Think about how long that will be. They will suffer terribly for all that time. It will never end. Doesn't that cheer you up?

Wow, we Christians are so morally superior to those lousy heathen atheists.

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12/7/2010 11:00:46 AM
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