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#1234381
Percy Q. Shunn
I got into politics to put Christian conservatives into office. They’re the people that do the best jobs over all.
LOLWUT?
Were you comatose between 2001 and 2009?
My favorite person that’s ever been on this earth is a Jew. How can they possibly think that if Jesus Christ is a Jew, and he’s my favorite person that’s ever been on this earth?
Your favorite person ever, is someone that never existed? Please seek help and/or medication immediately.
12/12/2010 4:23:15 PM
#1234389
Dark_Lord_Prime
"“My favorite person that’s ever been on this earth is a Jew,” he said. “How can they possibly think that if Jesus Christ is a Jew, and he’s my favorite person that’s ever been on this earth?”"
And if Jesus Christ was a Jew, then his "values" were Jewish, which means that YOUR "values" are Jewish, nimrod.
12/12/2010 4:38:51 PM
#1234407
Lucilius
So ... you're admitting that you would 't vote for Jesus because you don't share his values.
Thanks for accidentally telling the truth.
12/12/2010 5:36:25 PM
#1234454
Doubting Thomas
"I'm not racist, I have Jewish friends."
12/12/2010 9:13:27 PM
#1234468
TheJebusFire
If Jesus ran for public office, would you vote for him?
12/12/2010 10:41:47 PM
#1234488
Fine way to contradict yourself, dear.
12/13/2010 3:14:14 AM
#1234489
“They’re some of my best friends,”
Oy. *facepalm*
12/13/2010 3:23:12 AM
#1234493
aaa
You are quite amusing. The amount of Doublethink inside your head is already astounding, but your ability to keep a straight face while lying like a finance banker is impressive.
12/13/2010 3:44:56 AM
#1234549
Yama the Space Fish
The year is not 1942.
12/13/2010 9:13:49 AM
#1234576
Christians do the best jobs.
I'm not prejudiced.
You don't see how those two things don't...ya know what, nevermind. Idiot.
12/13/2010 11:00:23 AM
#1234580
Colgate
Oy, what a schmuck
12/13/2010 11:21:14 AM
#1234587
HumMis1349
Some of my best friends are Jewish, but that won't keep me from laughing when they burn in Hell!
12/13/2010 11:57:28 AM
#1234620
emau99
So what you're saying is that, if Jesus ran for public office, you wouldn't vote for him.
You're saying that you would base your vote for a candidate on their religious beliefs, regardless of how qualified they were for the job.
Nice.
12/13/2010 2:55:16 PM
#1234685
Raised By Horses
Wow. Can you actually hear yourself speak, or do the words just pour from your mouth in an uncontrollable fashion?
Let's put these two together, shall we?
"I’m not bigoted at all; I got into politics to put Christian conservatives into office. They’re the people that do the best jobs over all."
Unbelievable.
12/13/2010 10:35:46 PM
#1234704
Let's make a test. How would this guy react if somebody, in Israel or Lebanon did the same to him because he's not Jew, Muslim or Catholic?. I think you pretty much got the image.
12/14/2010 3:11:11 AM
#1234807
feralboy12
"Some of my best friends are bagel-munching Christ-killers."
12/14/2010 9:46:03 AM
#1235275
FMG
Well killing does tend to make people hungry, and what way to celebrate the death of a person than with tasty tasty bagels!
12/15/2010 9:09:58 PM
#1235286
what???
Something seems odd about this. Most anti-semites claim that jesus wasn't a Jew. But he could just be trying to take attention off of himself.
12/15/2010 9:34:09 PM
#1235507
Meshakhad
My country. You are not welcome in it. Get out.
12/16/2010 1:10:56 PM
#1235953
LadyJafaria
Loving a dead Jew and two that aren't trying to get into political office under you doesn't count.
Just like only loving Jews that are over in Israel helping you get your rapture doesn't count. (That's a bit pre-emptive, but it'll come out of this schmuck eventually.)
12/18/2010 12:53:32 PM
#1236154
Berny
John Cook is exactly the kind of retrogressive retard I want as far from politics as it is humanly possible to be.
12/19/2010 10:50:02 AM
#1236416
Nithing
"Hate Jews? Me? But how could I hate my two good friends Abe Goldman and errr.. Izzy Jewberg."
12/20/2010 3:10:34 PM
#1239357
Mihangel apYrs
wasn't Murrka built on the judeo-xian tradition?
12/30/2010 1:00:22 PM
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