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#1234821
GodotIsWaiting4U
"All religions are equal, but Christianity is more equal than any other. Judaism is next more equal."
I'm sorry, I absolutely CANNOT be expected to believe that someone is intentionally saying this unironically.
12/14/2010 10:27:42 AM
#1234823
aaa
You amuse me immensely. You have no clue why your country became a superpower in the first place, not to mention that your idea of a "great nation" is a theocratic dictatorship with no form of human rights. I would suggest you to pick up a book, but i doubt anything would fit to your microscopic brain. And before anyone asks, this man is 100 percent serious.
12/14/2010 10:33:52 AM
#1234826
Sisyphus
Free speech is free speech except when I disapprove of what you're saying. Riiiiight.
12/14/2010 10:44:30 AM
#1234829
DevilsChaplain
Izzie?
12/14/2010 10:50:36 AM
#1234832
Brain_In_A_Jar
All religions are equal, but Christianity is more equal than any other.
You're quoting satire, you fucking cretin.
12/14/2010 10:55:23 AM
#1234834
Joe Mama
I suspect a poe, but I'd love to see everyone who seriously thinks like this go off and start their conservative Christian theocracy somewhere. Preferably away from the United States. But it would be quite laughable to see how badly the country fails.
12/14/2010 10:57:39 AM
#1234836
dionysus
Christianity is already the majority religion in the US. It's arrogant, childish, and frankly quite insecure to also want everyone to put your religion on a pedestal. Yes, I realize this is probably a PoE post (what with the Animal Farm-like quote thrown in and the almost insane megalomania of wanting a Christian flag on every capitol building), but as with all parody it highlights a real phenomenon and that's the fundie belief that everyone needs to give them special treatment to the point where they can declare a country that belongs to every citizen as theirs exclusively.
Also, as a martial artist myself, I'd love a country founded on kung fu. Nobody would want to mess with us but we'd only use our powers for self-defense so we wouldn't be going from country to country starting wars.
12/14/2010 11:06:08 AM
#1234838
Boy Wonder
Yes, that pesky Temple of Kung Fu is really getting popular as a religion.
12/14/2010 11:08:37 AM
#1234839
breakerslion
"And I for one am sick of Christian Conservative being a dirty pair of words. I want them emblazoned on a 100x100' flag and flown from the top of the capitol in every state, every territory, and every other US jurisdiction (such as DC)."
Here's a nice design to go with that motto:
http://heatherpringle.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/florentinoviruela.jpg
It depicts your nice Christian Conservative ancestors killing off the Native Americans with blankets infested with Smallpox so they could take their land. Yup, that's the difference between Christian principles and just ordinary principles in a nutshell - rationalization.
12/14/2010 11:12:27 AM
#1234842
John_in_Oz
Yes, using that damn first amendment to protect Baptists was sheer folly; Jefferson should never have allowed it.
TRUE Christians only, Puritans, ie extremem bmembers of the Church of England only, just like the Founding Fathers intended!
12/14/2010 11:24:13 AM
#1234843
John_in_Oz
"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others"
~ George Orwell
Whether it's Orwell's version or Desert Fox's, the ones that are 'more equal' are pigs.
12/14/2010 11:25:29 AM
#1234849
DinosaurRidinJeebus
"Free speech is free speech, but you don't get to use it to impugn Christ. All religions are equal, but Christianity is more equal than any other. Judaism is next more equal. After that they're all the same. You don't like it, phuqq you"
Your religion is equally stupid. If you don't like it FUCK YOU. Learn to spell numbnuts.
12/14/2010 12:12:05 PM
#1234850
JohnTheAtheist
Jesus was gay. I impugned. Fuck you.
12/14/2010 12:13:40 PM
#1234853
Flah
"All religions are equal, but Christianity is more equal than any other."
Poe. Plain and simple. He really had me going right up until that point, though.
12/14/2010 12:22:06 PM
#1234857
freako104
"All religions are equal, but Christianity is more equal than any other."
Poe
12/14/2010 12:33:36 PM
#1234859
Musicalbookworm
Somebody needs to read Animal Farm.
12/14/2010 12:36:12 PM
#1234861
Arts_Myth
Better Kung Fu beliefs than your Kung Nao Jin beliefs.
12/14/2010 12:42:17 PM
#1234864
Papabear
But, aren't foxes supposed to be sly? You know, bright, sharp and cunning?
12/14/2010 1:00:45 PM
#1234865
AuraTwilight
Poe.
12/14/2010 1:06:04 PM
#1234872
Skyknight
If you search this site for previous commentary by DesertFox, you'll find that he is NOT an illusionist. His corruption appears to be very real.
12/14/2010 1:32:03 PM
#1234873
Reynagade
Words escape me on this word catastrophe I just read
12/14/2010 1:32:35 PM
#1234874
"All religions are equal, but Christianity is more equal than any other. Judaism is next more equal."
This has got to be a joke.
12/14/2010 1:47:21 PM
#1234877
Ludd
It was worth reading this stupidity for the phrase 'Kung Fu beliefs'. LOLOLOLOL
12/14/2010 1:53:32 PM
#1234882
Old Viking
Absolutely hilarious.
12/14/2010 2:06:31 PM
#1234888
lisamariefan
I think he's a regular there or something, right?
I really wish this was a poe. He makes me a sad panda. A sad, sad, facepalming panda.
12/14/2010 2:49:10 PM
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