I'm starting to believe that those Tibetan Monks are sellouts, just like The Hopi people. Flame me for this comment, but I feel that it is a valid one. For goodness sakes, these monks, they know the way to Shamballah, and that are keeping their lips sealed to the masses, but they make back door deals with genocidal psychopaths like Hitler and Stalin. How else do you think Hitler found out about the hollow earth, and the antigravity bell? Tibetans told him, in exchange for gold.
Everything we see, is planned, already in the works.
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Wow, at first I thought it was a little strange talking about Tibetan monks talking to Hitler, but then it went into total crazyville with the hollow earth and antigravity bell (whatever that is).
Oh wait, it's AboveTopSecret.com. This is fairly tame for them.
Tibetian Monk: "Hmm, it seems leira7 has transcended the constraints of logic."
Tibetian Apprentice Monk: "You mean he has taken a step towards enlightenment?"
Monk: "Nah, he's just crazier than a caffeinated panda. Come on, let's get soup."
Anti-gravity Bell...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
You fools, only my friends and I know the way to Shambala! It isn't beneath the Earth, because it is a Summit, and the earth isn't hollow anyway, as has been demonstrated by science! Get your baseless mythology straight!
For goodness sakes, these monks, they know the way to Shamballah, and that are keeping their lips sealed to the masses,
Nowadays, most monks don't believe that Shamballah is a literal place, but rather a metaphor for Enlightenment.
And even if it were a literal place, according to Tibetan texts it can only be reached by a person who has achieved the proper level of spiritual insight and physical training.
Maybe they didn't tell the masses because Shambala would be corrupted by the overpopulation but then exchanged the information with the dictators to prevent them from killing many many millions more of people in an act of vengeance for not revealing the information?
Hmmmmmmmmmm....
Sounds plausible.
*hits joint* Dude...Man. The Tibetans, man, they're just sellouts like the fuckin' corporations and shit. I mean, fuck, dude. And the Hopi people...Fuckin' posers man. Dude, like, Stalin and Hitler. They knew dude, they fuckin' knew. You know why, man? The fuckin' Tibetans dude! Anti-gravity bells and shit, dude. Oh shit, you want me to pass it?
In the midst of all the snow-induced chaos in the UK, and my flight home on leave cancelled again, this has just made me keel over laughing. What a fucking nutcase. My morale has just shot up reading this bilge.
Yeah, I like Sanctuary and the Uncharted games too. So how far into the second game are these anti-gravity bells, anyway? I just picked it up yesterday and haven't played much.
Wait, you think Shamballah and Hollow Earth are literally real places? Dude, they're myths/legends/religious beliefs/conspiracy theories, sure they can make for good entertainment, but no one believes they're real, or at least not physically real in the case of Shamballah, places.
The Hopi people? I'll never understand why conspiracy theorists love to think that ancient primitive societies always had this vast scientific knowledge and far advanced technology. Sure, they could travel through space or time but they couldn't invent an electric light bulb. The Mayans may have predicted the end of the earth in 2012 but they couldn't come up with antibiotics to fight diseases brought over by the Spanish.
I remember this. It's from an Indiana Jones serial novel, "Indiana Jones and the hollow earth."
I prefer "Indiana Jones and the Sky Pirates", myself.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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