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Obama is a creature of Darkness. He is selling Our children to the homosexuals for power and We will resist him with every legal avenue possible... We're winning major battles all over the world and We want to win a major one in America. Remember Our battle cry, "God in San Francisco Christmas Day!" That is Our goal this year for the Christmas season, the childrens' boycott, and, to have me denounce the homosexuals on the steps of San Francisco's city hall Christmas Day. Help Us achieve it. Rally America! Come on Tea Party members, join Us! Demetrius is your man! He will lead you with thunder and lightning!

Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit 53 Comments [12/22/2010 6:20:42 AM]
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Obama is a creature of Darkness.

Is that what they call black people nowadays?

12/22/2010 6:25:16 AM

Mister Spak

"Obama is a creature of Darkness."

Actually more a creature of duskness. He's half white.

12/22/2010 6:37:16 AM

Seeker in the Dark

Hey, it's Voices From Head again!

Anyone else noticed that "children's boycott" thing? I can't say I know what he means, but I sure hope he does stop buying children...

12/22/2010 6:46:39 AM



Isn’t scheduling a rally for a day most of your target audience is accustomed to spending time on family activities kind of counter-productive?

12/22/2010 6:48:37 AM

Doubting Thomas

He is selling Our children to the homosexuals for power

What's the going rate these days? Is that where new gay people come from? Obama sells children to the gays who turn the children gay.

We're winning major battles all over the world

Really? With Europe roughly 50% atheist these days and Christians here in America constantly lamenting how evil and immoral the country is becoming, ID not being allowed to be taught in schools, let alone a rising rate of atheism here, doesn't sound like you're winning too much these days.

to have me denounce the homosexuals on the steps of San Francisco's city hall Christmas Day.

Go ahead, but I doubt anyone will notice as they'll be home celebrating Christmas. If you want people to notice your protest, try doing it during a non-holiday week day.

Help Us achieve it. Rally America! Come on Tea Party members, join Us!

I almost wish I lived in San Francisco so I could watch this guy show up alone, even if he shows up at all.

Demetrius is your man! He will lead you with thunder and lightning!

Demetrius is Zeus?

12/22/2010 7:09:49 AM

HectorF

That site is hillarious!

"
An Open Letter From God The Father

First of all this morning We have to thank TMZ.com for publishing the pictures of Mrs. Schwarzenegger driving while using her cell phone"

So an omnipotent, omnipresent being gets his news from TMZ.com?

This has to be a guy no one takes seriously, right? right?

12/22/2010 8:55:04 AM

Ken

Yes! Let's remember Jesus by gathering in a big group and yelling hateful things at our fellow men. Merry Christmas!

12/22/2010 9:08:03 AM

thelivingguano

Has somebody been sodomising Gerald's children again?

12/22/2010 9:15:58 AM

Think Floyd

Do these people live in a state of constant terror with all these "demons" running around?

12/22/2010 9:49:49 AM

dionysus

Obama is a creature of Darkness.

True. But it goes a long way in preventing sunburn.

He is selling Our children to the homosexuals for power

Can I buy one too? I know I'm not gay but I've always wanted to raise a child. And since we have so many that are up for adoption I'd love to help out.

We're winning major battles all over the world and We want to win a major one in America

And you would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling Constitution!

Remember Our battle cry, "God in San Francisco Christmas Day!"

That's your battle cry? No wonder you're not winning any battles here.

That is Our goal this year for the Christmas season, the childrens' boycott, and, to have me denounce the homosexuals on the steps of San Francisco's city hall Christmas Day.

Because that's what the Christmas season is about: talking shit about people you don't like! I just can't recall when that replaced "Good will to all".

Demetrius is your man! He will lead you with thunder and lightning!

No, you must be thinking of Zeus. Demetrius is the goddess of fertility. Although, given Zeus's exploits it's understandable that you'd confuse the two.

12/22/2010 10:02:36 AM

John_in_Oz

Did you know that Holy Lithium will silence the voices of demons?

12/22/2010 10:12:04 AM

rw23

> Obama is a creature of Darkness.

What are you saying, that he was summoned by a sorceror?

> Demetrius is your man! He will lead you with thunder and lightning!

So Demetrius is the sorceror?

12/22/2010 10:35:40 AM

Canadia

This man needs serious help.

12/22/2010 10:58:17 AM

Anon-e-moose

"God in San Francisco"

"Jackass"'s Chris Pontius (a.k.a. 'Party Boy') says otherwise:



>:D

"Rally America!"

Although the manga & anime "Gunsmith Cats" is set in Chicago, I prefer Rally Vincent, thanks:



<3 :9

"Come on Tea Party members, join Us!"

I'm British, thus I like Tea. But I'm also Left-wing, and an Atheist. So you can fuck off.

"Demetrius is your man! He will lead you with thunder and lightning!"

Frankie Boyle* is my man:



'I like it when there's thunder and lightning. It's the time when I fuck my girlfriend; I pretend we're taking part in the conception of the Antichrist.'

-Frankie Boyle

X3 >:D

*- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankie_Boyle

Gerald & his ilk would probably have an aneurysm if they saw Frankie's comedy routines - some of the darkest, hyper-controversial, and most savage & evil material heard & seen to date on UK TV (especially in his own Channel 4 series "Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights"). Good.

12/22/2010 11:31:29 AM

aaa

Oh great, somebody laced the communal wine with LSD.

12/22/2010 11:37:16 AM

The Lazy One

Who the hell is Demetrius? I know a guy named Demetri, but he doesn't have thunder and lightning.

12/22/2010 12:06:51 PM

JohnTheAtheist

This guy is married to a woman that thinks she is a channel for John Lennon to write songs from the afterlife. If you have not been to their website, you must go.

12/22/2010 12:44:45 PM

Dr.SteveBrule

Who the hell is Demetrius?


12/22/2010 1:22:06 PM

Mech610

Hey Gerald's back! I missed his insane, incoherent ramblings popping up around here.

Also, who is Demetrius?

12/22/2010 1:25:29 PM



...denounce the homosexuals on the steps of San Francisco's city hall Christmas Day.

And here's the crux of the Christian anti-gay double standard. "Dem ebil gheys" must obediently get back in their closets because they offend Christians by their mere existence. Yet this same group of "followers" think they can publicly shout hatred of their fellow man to the roof tops.

Nothing reeks like hypocrisy except for maybe a fart in elevator.

12/22/2010 1:34:13 PM

WMDKitty

NURSE! Another one has escaped the ward!

12/22/2010 3:04:45 PM

freako104

How is he a creature of darkness? Any proof of him selling the children? You DO know there are countries where gays can marry? You DO know there are countries where gays can be in leadership roles? Doesn't sound like you're winning there. Nor in countries where there are atheists, Pagans, Muslims, and others doing well. And Demetrius sounds like Zeus. A Greek deity.

12/22/2010 3:12:25 PM

Old Viking

The city hall thingy sounds like a winner. Seventeen fundamentalists, five winos and a stray dog.

12/22/2010 3:18:14 PM

Lotus-thing

The political tea party has ruined ordinary tea parties for everyone else.

Un-Birthday parties will never be quite as much fun after these people.

12/22/2010 3:36:30 PM

KR

Gerald Gerald Gerald. Please do some more of your "artwork". You're better at that. Well, compared to this nonsense, you make pretty abstract scribbles though. Reminds me of my mom actually, she's a diagnosed bi-polar, and her drawings in the manic phase look like yours.

P.S. are you running for president any time soon again?

12/22/2010 3:36:32 PM
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