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Obama is a creature of Darkness. He is selling Our children to the homosexuals for power and We will resist him with every legal avenue possible... We're winning major battles all over the world and We want to win a major one in America. Remember Our battle cry, "God in San Francisco Christmas Day!" That is Our goal this year for the Christmas season, the childrens' boycott, and, to have me denounce the homosexuals on the steps of San Francisco's city hall Christmas Day. Help Us achieve it. Rally America! Come on Tea Party members, join Us! Demetrius is your man! He will lead you with thunder and lightning!

Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit 53 Comments [12/22/2010 6:20:42 AM]
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GodotIsWaiting4U

"He will lead you with thunder and lightning!"

Poe, or mentally ill.

12/22/2010 4:17:15 PM

Appledude

This guy is a loon and if you don't agree you can fuck off

12/22/2010 4:44:03 PM

Icarus Jones

I don't how to say your last name.
Does it rhyme with goalie and holy?
But all the things you say are so lame
whether you say them quickly or slowly.

The whole world knows that you're insane.
Does it rhyme with jolly and folly?
And all the drivel dibbling out of your brain
just serves to make the internets LOL-ly.

12/22/2010 5:19:13 PM

Berny

Homosexuals want nothing of your children, except maybe acceptance of them as human beings. You religious fundies are fucking idiot with a persecution complex. Go ahead and make fools of yourself in San Francisco. It should be good for a few laughs.

12/22/2010 6:43:40 PM

Raised by Horses

You can tell when the drugs start kicking in, right around the last few lines. "Let us rally together in hatred! We will stand as one with lightning and fury at our side and WHARGARBL WHARGARBL.."

12/22/2010 7:03:13 PM

shigglesandgits

Bahahahahahahahahaha!

12/22/2010 7:30:34 PM



Lightning first, then thunder.

12/22/2010 8:10:31 PM



Why are so many right-wing Americans obsessed with homosexuality? They can't all be repressing their own tendencies, surely. I think it's because America has other problems (e.g. its increasingly fragile economy and heavy dependence on Chinese imports) that people don't know how to address, but feeling they have to do something, they lash out at the current scapegoat. You can't blame the blacks, you can't blame the Jews, so who does hat leave? Yep, the gays.


12/23/2010 12:18:19 AM

KR

Umm... because rightwing fuckwits?

12/23/2010 3:07:25 AM

IrinAlisa666

I think your capslock sticks hon

12/23/2010 3:44:20 AM

Zagadka

He is selling Our children... We will resist him with every legal avenue possible...

Someone's selling your children and that's all you're gonna do about it? Glad you're not my dad.

Oh, and - what the fuck?

12/23/2010 3:58:14 AM

Xotan

Where do I apply to buy some of these children? I simply love crisped American style child on toast for breakfast. /sarcasm

12/23/2010 7:07:44 AM

nutbunny

KABOSH KABOSH KABOSH

12/23/2010 7:08:36 AM

LM

I've just checked with Demetrius, and he's said he doesn't know who you are, but you sound crazy.

12/23/2010 10:00:12 AM

Brenz

What a miserable Christmas those children are going to have -- standing in the cold, refusing to buy toys, listening to veiled racism from an angry old man.

12/23/2010 12:22:32 PM

Papabear

Well, with one's head up one's a** everything looks dark.

12/23/2010 1:40:58 PM

Toni

That just made no sense.

12/23/2010 5:57:22 PM

punch

Selling our children to homosexuals? Really? So why did you sell your children to him in the first place? Or am I missing something here?

12/23/2010 6:25:40 PM

Amadaun

What a depressing Christmas.

@dionysus: Uh...I think you know this, but the fertility goddess in question is Demeter. Demetrius is the dick from Midsummer Night's Dream who winds up with Helena, the taller "use me but as your spaniel" girl.

12/23/2010 9:04:47 PM



Obama is black. That´s the only thing that conects him with...........darkness.

12/24/2010 9:10:54 AM

Nicole

He got me when he started capitalizing the words "our" and "us." Full of himself much?

12/25/2010 9:40:33 PM

TheJebusFire


12/27/2010 8:03:35 PM

Pup

"He is selling Our children to the homosexuals for power"

Right, because homosexuals are in power behind the scenes?

12/29/2010 8:32:01 AM

Me

Ok who opened up the door to the nut hutch?

1/15/2011 8:55:28 PM



"We're winning major battles all over the world"

I've got news for you. The world in general thinks that Obama is the best President America has elected for some time and cannot fathom why his own country seems bent on destroying him. You don't deserve him.

1/15/2011 11:53:53 PM
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