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"good" people? what's that?
the way I see it there are two kinds of people...saved or lost. Simple as that. No such thing as "good" people in God's eyes. Either you humble yourself and accept His free offer of salvation thru Jesus, or you can't humble yourself reject Jesus and send yourself to hell. Cut and dry. Black and white. No such thing as good people in my opinion.

Gilgal, Rapture Ready 75 Comments [12/21/2010 11:11:54 PM]
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Submitted By: LDM
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Doubting Thomas

And that's why your god is a total dick.

12/22/2010 6:18:29 AM

The_L

@from the frozen north:

Actually, the criteria are laid out quite clearly in Matthew 25:34-46. Unfortunately, this is one of those passages that "real Bible-believing Christians" tend to gloss over. Probably so they can continue to be immoral assholes and still have their Get-Out-Of-Hell-Free Card.

12/22/2010 6:24:20 AM

Mister Spak

"No such thing as good people in my opinion."

When you spend all your time with your fellow fundies I can see how you would think that.

12/22/2010 6:38:24 AM



Originally posted by LDM

I then told the priest I couldn't think of any sins to confess, and he, much like the show-biz psychic, started reciting a list of all things kids do-get angry (that's a sin?), argued with siblings, talked back to parents, etc.


Heh.

Wasn’t my first, but I had a confession kinda like that when I was in middle school. One of the first things the priest suggested for me to confess to masturbation. Make of that what you will.

12/22/2010 6:47:20 AM

TGRwulf

Further proof that your god is a monster not worth worshiping.

12/22/2010 7:34:38 AM

Joe Mama

People aren't good, even if they think they are? Isn't this the same argument that Kirk Cameron was using to people on the street when he asked them if they were good people, and then telling them they weren't if they didn't accept Jesus? It was unconvincing when he did it and it's unconvincing when other fundies do it. Mainly because this means Fred Phelps is going to heaven.

12/22/2010 7:37:19 AM

aaa

So, he's an complete asshat who only gives a shit about how many nautical miles of celestial dick one man can suck?

12/22/2010 8:51:19 AM

Dan Onymous

Idiot. There are plenty of good people in the world. The Bible says that salvation doesn't come through works but it doesn't say that no such thing as a good person exists.

12/22/2010 9:45:39 AM

dionysus

Damn, so what the hell am I doing wasting time doing charity work and helping others while being honest with myself by admitting that I don't believe in god? I should be out robbing banks, conning gullible people, and defrauding the government of taxpayers' money while wearing a cross around my neck. I certainly wouldn't be as burdened by debt as I am now, in fact, I'd be living a life of luxury! And according to you I'd go to heaven on top of all of that! Thank you for making me see the error of my ways, now, what's your address? I'd really love to steal that computer you've got...in Jesus' name of course.

12/22/2010 9:52:16 AM

John_in_Oz

“Then the King will turn to those on the left and say, ‘Away with you, you cursed ones, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his demons.[b] 42 For I was hungry, and you didn’t feed me. I was thirsty, and you didn’t give me a drink. 43 I was a stranger, and you didn’t invite me into your home. I was naked, and you didn’t give me clothing. I was sick and in prison, and you didn’t visit me.’

12/22/2010 9:57:43 AM

Canadia

Well, your opinion is asinine and totally disconnected from the real world, as usual, have a splendiforous day!

12/22/2010 10:58:58 AM

Quantum Mechanic

There are two kinds of people.
Those who think there are two kinds of people and those who don't.

12/22/2010 11:45:38 AM

JohnTheAtheist

If that were true it would be a really dumb way to run a universe.

Stupid ass.

12/22/2010 1:04:42 PM

Moondog

Black and white. Absolutes. This is religion's appeal. Simple thinking (if you can call it that) in a complex world. Forget about any kind of scale or pectrum. Our last president did. "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists!"

12/22/2010 2:54:44 PM

Blakey

Low,

sorry for the delay, but we down here had some pretty tiring nanoseconds of work to organize all the new souls after the 1 mi diameter comet will hit 2012 the middle west. But it was BIG fun with all the astonished faces of the bible-thumpers.
As anybody down here knows quite well it is necessary to let HIS fucking son in ones heart altogether(!) with all his teachings above love, kindness (Barfing) and so on...
Maybe someone's pondering if I reveal to much? But don't worry, those "true believers" or "reborn christians" are so stupid and mean they'll never learn. And it's much more fun when we can tell them: "Hey, don't complain we told you...!"

CU in Hell

12/22/2010 3:07:51 PM

WMDKitty

I agree. There are those who are saved from the lunacy of religion, and those who are lost to reality. Guess which one Gilgal is...

12/22/2010 3:07:55 PM

El Zorro

What a said outlook on other human beings.

12/22/2010 3:17:45 PM

Old Viking

I'm good deep down inside. You'd have to call me dubious on the outside.

12/22/2010 3:24:45 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Good thing nobody cares what you think.

12/22/2010 4:15:30 PM

Rebellious Brat

A stunning example of one of the things I find most baffling about Fundies: they somehow manage to feel superior to everyone and at the same time have a crippling inferiority complex.

12/22/2010 4:23:38 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

"send yourself to hell"

It is important for current fundies to make jeebus to look as peaceful and innocent as possible...he doesnt even throw the unsaved into the hell he created anymore...the sinners are throwing themselves into it.

Ask a fundy who created and controls Hell...watch them scurry around the topic..they dont want to admit that Jesus is the Lord of Hell, and they worship the Lord of Hellfire.

12/22/2010 4:28:09 PM

Mandy

Fundies don't read their Bible.

"There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil."
Job Chapter 1 verse 1, KJV.


12/22/2010 4:43:28 PM

Mycoid Mike

"Cut and dry. Black and White"

I sometimes think the reason the Fundies cling so fervently to dualities is that they cannot count higher than 2...

12/22/2010 4:47:36 PM

Kisare

Well you're just really stupid then.

12/22/2010 5:39:39 PM

WarGamer

Don't pay any attention to these fools and wolves, Gilgal. You have the Word of God as your armor and your sword. Christ at the cross was perfection. Stick close to the word, these mockers and God haters are only growing more numerous.

12/22/2010 5:46:11 PM
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