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[Re. "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" repealed.]

If you wanna have the benefit of being one of those "Protected Class" members (you get benfits and have the Right to claim discrimination), I suggest we all specify that we are "gay", and get it on the record.
Heterosexual White Christians have no protections whatsoever that SPECIFIES they are to be afforded ANYTHING, so maybe it's time we all became "gay" (on paper)?

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Under Obamacare, we can also claim that being a "sex deviate" is a pre-existing condition? LOL

We are now moving into the Greek and Roman Empire-like collapse phase of our Country.

traditional1, Free Republic 52 Comments [12/22/2010 6:21:19 AM]
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The_L

"We are now moving into the Greek and Roman Empire-like collapse phase of our Country."

The only bit of truth in the entire post, but for entirely different reasons.

12/22/2010 6:28:45 AM

Mister Spak

"Heterosexual White Christians have no protections whatsoever that SPECIFIES they are to be afforded ANYTHING, so maybe it's time we all became "gay" (on paper)? "

Why don't you become niggers instead, then you can collect welfare and smoke weed.

"We are now moving into the Greek and Roman Empire-like collapse phase of our Country."

I agree. The Roman empire collapsed when it installed christianity as the official religion.

12/22/2010 6:35:46 AM



Heterosexual White Christians have no protections whatsoever that SPECIFIES they are to be afforded ANYTHING, so maybe it's time we all became "gay" (on paper)?


Like anyone else, you too are protected against discrimination based on your sexual orientation, race, and religion. That the other folks tend to experience actual discrimination, and you only think you do is not our problem.

Hint: Protecting non-heterosexuals from discrimination is not discriminating against heterosexuals. Protecting non-whites from discrimination is not discriminating against whites. And protecting non-Christians from discrimination is not discriminating against Christians.

12/22/2010 6:38:19 AM

Doubting Thomas

I suggest we all specify that we are "gay", and get it on the record.

Are the homophobes finally coming out of the closet now? Next they'll be saying, "I suggest we all try anal sex to experience first hand how disgusting it really is."

12/22/2010 7:12:50 AM

TGRwulf

Yeah, lets se if you've still got the same tone decades from now when absolutely nothing is different.

12/22/2010 7:41:38 AM

Ken

That's like complaining that there's no White History Month.

12/22/2010 9:03:46 AM

John_in_Oz

I got no problem with you having equal rights.
I got no problem with everyone having equal rights.

12/22/2010 9:46:39 AM

Alleyprowler

Thank you for the stunning example of white Christian privilege, traditional1. You have succeeded in giving me a headache.

I've heard of many causes for the fall of the Roman Empire, but teh ghey has never been one of them. You should write a paper on that.

12/22/2010 9:49:22 AM

Jeff Weskamp

The Roman Empire was solidly Christian for the last 100 years or so of its existence.

And as for the Greeks, well, they condoned homosexuality for centuries before they became Christianized. And thoughout those centuries, they were one of the most scientifically, technologically, and artistically advanced cultures in the Ancient World.

Please read a real history book, not one published for the Christian homeschool market.

12/22/2010 10:16:04 AM

Doctor Whom

We should be so lucky as to follow the path of the Roman Empire. It was around for a heck of a lot longer than the US has been, and its influence is felt today in areas from architecture to civil engineering to the alphabet in which you typed your rant.

12/22/2010 10:20:34 AM

dionysus

I suggest we all specify that we are "gay", and get it on the record.

traditional1 adds: "...but I'm totally not gay, I'm just doing this for...ummm...political...ummm...gains...yeah, that's it! *shifty eyes*"

Heterosexual White Christians have no protections whatsoever that SPECIFIES they are to be afforded ANYTHING

You get tax free churches, politicians, and a Jesus on every block. What more do you need?

so maybe it's time we all became "gay" (on paper)?

You can be gay on paper if you really want to. Hell, you can even be gay on cardboard or wood if you like. Though I think being gay on velvet would be much more comfortable. Just try not to be gay on tile; tile gets very cold.

Under Obamacare, we can also claim that being a "sex deviate" is a pre-existing condition? LOL

At which point they'll simply say:
"Sir, I don't care about your kinky sexual fantasies and I formally request that you stop telling me about them. It's freaking me out. You have the right to be as weird and crazy sexually as you want to be but it's none of my business and it's not a medical condition. Good day sir."

12/22/2010 10:23:21 AM

Draken

So, the Greek and Roman empires collapsed due to homosexuality and moral decay rather than a complex interplay of overstretched military power, internal power struggles, strengthened opposition and so on. Ah, the power of anal sex!

12/22/2010 10:38:09 AM

Hertzyscowicz

@Draken:
"So, the Greek and Roman empires collapsed due to homosexuality and moral decay rather than a complex interplay of overstretched military power, internal power struggles, strengthened opposition and so on. Ah, the power of anal sex!"

Well, in either case 'Murica (fuck yeah!) is on it's way to oblivion.

12/22/2010 10:41:31 AM

Canadia

You're essentially claiming discrimination right now.

12/22/2010 10:55:40 AM

Joe Mama

Poor, poor, persecuted Christians! When are they ever going to have rights? When will they ever be able to practice their religion in the open? When will they ever obtain a position of power?

Heterosexual White Christians have no protections whatsoever that SPECIFIES they are to be afforded ANYTHING

Except the First Amendment.

12/22/2010 11:09:55 AM



The "Protected Class" of citizens are people who need to have their ordinary civil rights specifically protected by legislation because Heterosexual White Christians are a bunch of bigoted hate machines that refuse to allow said "Protected Class" to live their lives unmolested. If you fucks were capable of tolerance and understanding, it wouldn't be necessary to enact such laws. It would just be common sense.

12/22/2010 11:19:17 AM

Hertzyscowicz

EDIT: Double post via refresh button, please delete.

12/22/2010 11:24:42 AM



You do realize that Christianity caused the Roman empire to collapse right?

12/22/2010 11:32:14 AM

GigaGuess

If you wanna have the benefit of being one of those "Protected Class" members (you get benfits and have the Right to claim discrimination), I suggest we all specify that we are "gay", and get it on the record.
Lemme guess, you'll even let the faggots suck your cock, to solidify the position. Just for political reasons, though...right?

Heterosexual White Christians have no protections whatsoever that SPECIFIES they are to be afforded ANYTHING, so maybe it's time we all became "gay" (on paper)?
Hm. Okay, I'll bite. When was the last time you were denied rights or discriminated against because you were Christian. Go ahead, say overturning Prop 8. I'll propose a municipal election to turn your house into a meth clinic. See how quick it is before you change your tune on voting on other peoples' rights.

Under Obamacare, we can also claim that being a "sex deviate" is a pre-existing condition? LOL
Only if weapon grade stupidity is, too.

We are now moving into the Greek and Roman Empire-like collapse phase of our Country.
Yeah, but I think it has a wee bit more to do with owing so much to China that Washington could easily become New Beijing pretty damn easily.

12/22/2010 11:50:21 AM

Draken

So, the Greek and Roman empires collapsed due to homosexuality and moral decay rather than a complex interplay of overstretched military power, internal power struggles, strengthened opposition and so on. Ah, the power of anal sex!

12/22/2010 11:52:12 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I suggest we all specify that we are "gay", and get it on the record."

Well all you homophobes are by definition closet cases, so I don't see the problem. Be Here! Be Queer! Be Out! Be Proud!

"We are now moving into the Greek and Roman Empire-like collapse phase of our Country."

Oh, that was happening years before today's repealment of DADT. Just ask Ted Faggard:



Who was it who brought your country into the terrible financial pass it's in today? PROTIP: It happened way before Obama was elected. Who was president before him...?

And who voted for him - twice?

12/22/2010 11:58:30 AM

DinosaurRidinJeebus

"Under Obamacare, we can also claim that being a "sex deviate" is a pre-existing condition? LOL "

Citation needed.

12/22/2010 12:00:29 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Geopolitics dictates that the US will be the most powerful nation on earth for the foreseeable future.

All the rest is just bullshit.

12/22/2010 12:59:21 PM

Brent

Umm...yeah.

For the record, sexual preference in general is protected, so heterosexuals, like homosexuals, cannot be discriminated against. Race is also a protected class, meaning whites cannot be discriminated against. Religion, too, is protected--need I go on. So yes, on three counts you are protected.

Oh, you wanted a protection for your right to discriminate against other people not of your {race, religion, preference...} Sorry, can't help you there. You get the same rights as everyone else.

In other words, you can be a bigoted asshole all you want, but you don't get to enshrine your bigoted assholery in public policy.

Edit: Should have said sexual preference is protected "where applicable," since there are still places where bigoted assholery wins out.

12/22/2010 1:57:07 PM

Professor M

We are now moving into the Greek and Roman Empire-like collapse phase of our Country.

Of course, the Roman Empire really accelerated its decline when it went all Christian-theocratic and heterosexual-supremacist. Fundies and 'phobes, take warning!

12/22/2010 1:58:52 PM
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