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[Re. the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."]

The armies of other nations have allowed gays to serve openly in the military. The reason they could afford to do this is simple: they could allow homosexuals to serve in their military because we didn’t allow them to serve in ours.

They knew they could count on the strength, might, power, and cohesion of the U.S. military to intervene whenever and wherever necessary to pull their fannies out of the fire and squash the forces of tyranny wherever they raised their ugly heads around the world.

Those days are now gone. We will no longer be able to bail out these other emasculated armies because ours will now be feminized and neutered beyond repair, and there is no one left to bail us out. We have been permanently weakened as a military and as a nation by these misguided and treasonous Republican senators, and the world is now a more dangerous place for us all.

Bryan Fischer, Rightly Concerned 101 Comments [12/22/2010 6:26:09 AM]
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Sisyphus

Perhaps if you guys didn't keep starting wars and putting your noses in where they're not wanted/needed you wouldn't need a huge army.

BTW gay (male) =/= feminine gay (female) =/= masculine; gay people are individuals, just like a hetero man can be feminine a gay man can be feminine. Just like a hetero man can be masculine, a gay man can be masculine.

Oh, which army is renowned for having the most friendly fire incidents in the world? Perhaps a bit more transparency will make the Americans think BEFORE they shoot no?

12/22/2010 10:33:58 AM

Nackles

Hold on, isn't this the same guy who 6 months ago was talking about how gay men were recruited by the Nazis because they had a particular talent for brutality? Could this bitch please make up his mind?

@shykid, thanks for the gay porn. Yum.

12/22/2010 10:35:06 AM

Murdin

The armies of other nations have allowed women to serve openly in the military. The reason they could afford to do this is simple: they could allow females to serve in their military because we didn’t allow them to serve in ours.

They knew they could count on the strength, might, power, and cohesion of the U.S. military to intervene whenever and wherever necessary to pull their fannies out of the fire and squash the forces of tyranny wherever they raised their ugly heads around the world.

Those days are now gone. We will no longer be able to bail out these other emasculated armies because ours will now be feminized and neutered beyond repair, and there is no one left to bail us out. We have been permanently weakened as a military and as a nation by these misguided and treasonous Republican senators, and the world is now a more dangerous place for us all.



The armies of other nations have allowed colored people to serve in the military in the same units as white people. The reason they could afford to do this is simple: they could allow niggers to serve in their military because we didn’t allow them to serve in ours.

They knew they could count on the strength, might, power, and cohesion of the U.S. military to intervene whenever and wherever necessary to pull their fannies out of the fire and squash the forces of tyranny wherever they raised their ugly heads around the world.

Those days are now gone. We will no longer be able to bail out these other undisciplined armies because ours will now be bastardized and heterogeneous beyond repair, and there is no one left to bail us out. We have been permanently weakened as a military and as a nation by these misguided and treasonous Republican senators, and the world is now a more dangerous place for us all.

12/22/2010 10:37:26 AM

Canadia

I dare you to run around spouting off like this. I would love to hear about how you called some gay man 'effeminate' and walked away with less teeth.

12/22/2010 10:50:26 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

America fights wars to win?

I thought my country fought wars to find a sustainabale war so the war pigs could make unending profits? They dont want to win a war, they want war without end.

12/22/2010 10:59:31 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

"We will no longer be able to bail out these other emasculated armies because ours will now be feminized and neutered beyond repair..."



Feminized? Neutered?

12/22/2010 11:13:30 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The armies of other nations have allowed gays to serve openly in the military. The reason they could afford to do this is simple: they could allow homosexuals to serve in their military because we didn’t allow them to serve in ours."

And because most other countries (especially the UK) aren't bigoted. If recruits are sufficiently healthy enough, the British Army, Royal Navy, Royal Air Force and Royal Marines (even a few in the SAS, it's rumoured. One Word: Spartans), they're accepted. Regardless of their sexuality.

"They knew they could count on the strength, might, power, and cohesion of the U.S. military to intervene whenever and wherever necessary to pull their fannies out of the fire and squash the forces of tyranny wherever they raised their ugly heads around the world."

Without the info supplied by Bletchley Park (a.k.a. 'Station X'; codename 'ULTRA') via the decryptions of Nazi-encoded Enigma transmissions, the war in Europe part of WWII could have lasted far longer than 1945 (even as far as 1949, it's said by military experts), with the loss of at least 600,000 more US troops. But it didn't. Those 600,000 US personnel were sent back home or never saw action. Thus ensuring future generations of American people today. Mayhaps one of said people was your father/grandfather, Bryan? Thus you & your country owe the UK more than you can even imagine. 'Lease Lend'? DEBT PAID.

PROTIP: The man mainly responsible for said decryptions at Bletchley Park - thus said info being shared with Roosevelt/Eisenhower, and therefore shortening the war & lessening US troop casualties - as Alan Turing. A homosexual. Your country - nay, perhaps your own very existence - owes more than you can imagine to someone you're supposed to despise.

...oh, and 'pull their fannies out of the fire and squash the forces of tyranny'? Ever hear of the Battle of Britain in 1940? Apart from some Free Polish/Czech/French pilots in the RAF, 'The Few' in their Spitfires & Hurricanes were able to fend off the far superior Luftwaffe - and make Hitler cack himself at the thought of invading Britain.

No USA required.

"Those days are now gone. We will no longer be able to bail out these other emasculated armies because ours will now be feminized and neutered beyond repair, and there is no one left to bail us out. We have been permanently weakened as a military and as a nation by these misguided and treasonous Republican senators, and the world is now a more dangerous place for us all."

So President Obama signed into law the repealment of DADT today. The Repubican senators responsible? You & your ilk voted for them. Oh, the irony.

DADT no longer exists. UK-style acceptance of LGBT personnel into the US Armed Forces. As of today, it's the law (and you & your fundie ilk must accept it; your own Scripture - Romans 13:1-2 - orders you to). Deal with it.

12/22/2010 11:26:40 AM

Swede

Viva human rights! Hooray for USA, taking this huge step closer to equal rights for every citizen.

12/22/2010 11:31:21 AM

GigaGuess

Huh. Now...why are the armies of the world kicking around Afghanistan again, Bryan? Could it be you guys needed our "emasculated" armies to haul your "fannies" out of the fire?

12/22/2010 11:39:26 AM



Homophobic, jingoistic, somewhat misogynistic. Yep, just what we expect from a fundy trying to justify the unconscionable.

Shut up Bryan, now you're just embarrassing yourself.

12/22/2010 11:40:54 AM

DinosaurRidinJeebus

Has this Brian guy ever served? I am assuming no. Why the fuck would we care about your opinion Brian? You are an ultra-right wing asshole who doesn't seem to know anything about anything...even your own bible.

12/22/2010 11:41:10 AM

LAchlan

You're one of these guys who think that all gay soldiers would be saying "Oh, I can't shoot him, he's GORGEOUS!" aren't you?

12/22/2010 11:52:31 AM

shykid

@Nackles: Yep, it's the exact same nimrod. Jackass can't quite make up his mind about us. He does seem to default to the "prissy and feminine" stereotype, though--he rarely mentions masculine and butch gay men only when he can shoehorn 'em into somehow supporting his hate.

And you're very welcome for the eye candy; I have plenty more where that came from (link NSFW). X3 "Feminized" and "neutered" indeed.

12/22/2010 11:58:25 AM

Headache

World War II soldiers used to say:
"When the British shoot, the Germans duck!
When the Germans shoot, the British ducks!
When the Americans shoot - everyone ducks!"

From what I hear from soldiers having served alongside US troops in Afghanistan - still valid...

12/22/2010 12:39:32 PM

arcturus

don't worry.. the Iranian army still has homophobic rules. Perhaps you'd be better off living in Iran.

12/22/2010 1:12:16 PM

shadkat

@shykid

I can easily imagine one of those two guys casually punching out anyone who is bitching about 'em without them even breaking their liplock. It's a beautiful image in my mind. :D

12/22/2010 1:35:27 PM

Tallyho

@ shykid

Don't post pics like that again.

I popped a boner on a busy bus!

12/22/2010 1:37:31 PM

Karana

Until I see scientific evidence that homosexual people are somehow 'worse' soldiers than heterosexual people, you can just shut up.

And technically,by your own words,there shouldn't be women in the military at all since it's 'feminizing' it.

12/22/2010 1:43:50 PM



world is now a more dangerous place for us all.

Because gays are not in the military now.
Because gays don't fight back.
Because gays are wimps and little girly men.
Because gays don't own any guns.
Because gays...

12/22/2010 1:50:29 PM

WMDKitty

Can we PLEASE send this asshole to, oh... Saudi Arabia?

12/22/2010 2:36:31 PM

Xotan

"The armies of other nations have allowed gays to serve openly in the military. The reason they could afford to do this is simple: they could allow homosexuals to serve in their military because we didn’t allow them to serve in ours."

===Non sequitur. Have you even a tiny clue what you are talking about?

They knew they could count on the strength, might, power, and cohesion of the U.S. military to intervene whenever and wherever necessary to pull their fannies out of the fire and squash the forces of tyranny wherever they raised their ugly heads around the world.


=== The last war the US won was the Korean - just about a half-win, actually. And that was more thant 60 years ago. Vietnam, ever hear of that defeat? Afghanistan is a standstill where the US is helpless. Pretty much the same in Iraq, where the likely end is an ignominious retreat from what it cannot complete. Mission accomplished indeed. Lie accomplished more to the point.

"Those days are now gone. "

===as I said, more than 60 years ago.

"We will no longer be able to bail out these other emasculated armies because ours will now be feminized and neutered beyond repair, and there is no one left to bail us out. We have been permanently weakened as a military and as a nation by these misguided and treasonous Republican senators, and the world is now a more dangerous place for us all.


=== Your own army ain't doin' so well so hush your mouth. You can't even beath the Afghans for god's sake.


12/22/2010 2:54:10 PM

freako104

How will it be feminised? It will not be neutered, it will not be emasculated. It will still be a military. There are other countries that have openly gay members. They do just fine.

12/22/2010 3:03:55 PM

Old Viking

Korea: draw
Viet Nam: got our asses kicked
Iraq: absolutely nothing achieved
Afghanistan: still tryin' after nine years.

Just sayin'.

12/22/2010 3:03:59 PM

breakerslion

Free speech: worth every cent you pay for it.

I just love when some dickless wonder who has no clue, and no right to an opinion, JUST KEEPS BLABBING ON ANYWAY and goes on and on and on spewing complete nonsense when his time would be so much more productively spent rotting in the ground and turning into fertilizer for some plant with more intelligence than bigoted, dishonest, assholes like Bryan Fischer have ever shown. All they can honestly say is, "I have been successfully programmed to be creeped out by the GLBT lifestyles, and I pine for the days when we could bully people that are not like us." Instead, they come up with all manner of insane justifications for their mental illness, not one of which holds up to scrutiny or has any association with reality, either in current or historical context.

I'm fucking sick of it. Just STFU Bryan, you pollute the air with your stupid.

12/22/2010 3:30:56 PM

vaiyt

Thank God you're not "bailing us out" anymore. Last time you came here to "squash the forces of tyranny", you helped install dictators all over the place.

12/22/2010 3:39:55 PM
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