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Unicorns get off the Ark, gallop (or fly) to the southern regions of Pangaea, get pregnant, have tree sloths; gallop or fly to another part, get pregnant, have aardvarks.

Later, God breaks off a chunk of Pangaea, moves it to the eastern hemisphere, along with these tree sloths, and voila -- tree sloths in South America.

Ditto for the aardvark.

Easy as delivering the newspaper.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 152 Comments [12/25/2010 6:09:13 AM]
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Son of Duane

...seriously?

12/25/2010 6:16:43 AM



Oh dear.

12/25/2010 6:17:52 AM

TGRwulf

PLLLEEEAAASE be a poe. That is so fucking stupid it hurts.

12/25/2010 6:42:05 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

This guy's gone.

12/25/2010 6:42:42 AM

Serph-no-Okami

Is he trying to be sarcastic or something? It's always hard to tell with the likes of AV but this is even more nonsensical then his usual gibberish...

12/25/2010 6:44:49 AM

Man Called True

No, AV, you don't mix the blue and purple pills! That causes you to go crazy!

12/25/2010 6:52:38 AM

Darwin

Never buy your drugs from bike couriers.

12/25/2010 7:16:11 AM

shadkat

....Unicorns?

I had to click on the link to see how freakin' unicorns figured into all this and I am still completely confused.

Unicorns can produce offspring with anything, now? Like Ditto, from Pokemon? Dear God, you learn something new everyday.

12/25/2010 7:32:21 AM

Murdin

You lost me at "Unicorns".

12/25/2010 7:34:15 AM

Horsefeathers

And yet it's evolution that is unscientific and just makes shit up.

12/25/2010 7:45:14 AM

Anon

Easy as delivering the newspaper.

And just as wrong as the contents of certain "newspapers".

12/25/2010 7:45:41 AM

Mtgcostello

hahahahahahahahahahaha...NO.

12/25/2010 7:46:14 AM

Dexter

AV1611VET is just on a bad LSD trip.

12/25/2010 7:51:39 AM

Evil Pirate Captain Mel

Wow. You're a fucking idiot.

12/25/2010 7:58:44 AM

Doctor Whom

An early draft of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"?

12/25/2010 8:01:21 AM

The Lazy One

I think AV dropped some bad acid. Nothing to see here, folks.

12/25/2010 8:38:19 AM

whatever

You forgot the duckbilled platypus.

12/25/2010 8:44:23 AM

Amanda

I love this guy! Glad we haven't heard the last of him!

12/25/2010 8:44:46 AM



Just like a kitkat bar he just breaks him self off a piece of the continent and lil hocus pocus and abracadabra we have south American tree sloths .Problem solve and explained it was magic Why didn't those sill scientist think of that .it all makes sense now .

12/25/2010 9:00:34 AM

the old firm

Ok, this guy just made my day. I mean, wow...

12/25/2010 9:14:10 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You really are that stupid, aren't you?

12/25/2010 9:22:51 AM

PhoenixUltima

Ok, forget this nonsense for a second. How in the unholy flying fuck do you amass 1.5 million posts in just 4 years? Is this guy seriously posting every single waking second? Doesn't he have, I dunno, a job or a hobby or something? I have nothing but free time and even I manage to waste it on things other than posting drivel.

12/25/2010 9:35:40 AM

Brendan Rizzo

What... the... fuck.

PROTIP: The reference to unicorns in the King James Bible was a TRANSLATION ERROR. Not even fundies like you should believe they exist! This is shameful!

12/25/2010 9:53:05 AM

Etiene

He's even got South America in the wrong fucking hemisphere.

12/25/2010 9:53:43 AM



He's very obviously not serious. Why would he believe unicorns can give birth to sloths and aardvarks?

12/25/2010 10:01:00 AM
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