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Quote# 78255

Unicorns get off the Ark, gallop (or fly) to the southern regions of Pangaea, get pregnant, have tree sloths; gallop or fly to another part, get pregnant, have aardvarks.

Later, God breaks off a chunk of Pangaea, moves it to the eastern hemisphere, along with these tree sloths, and voila -- tree sloths in South America.

Ditto for the aardvark.

Easy as delivering the newspaper.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 141 Comments [12/25/2010 6:09:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 201
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#1237822
Son of Duane

...seriously?

12/25/2010 6:16:43 AM
#1237823


Oh dear.

12/25/2010 6:17:52 AM
#1237827
TGRwulf

PLLLEEEAAASE be a poe. That is so fucking stupid it hurts.

12/25/2010 6:42:05 AM
#1237828
Brain_In_A_Jar

This guy's gone.

12/25/2010 6:42:42 AM
#1237829
Serph-no-Okami

Is he trying to be sarcastic or something? It's always hard to tell with the likes of AV but this is even more nonsensical then his usual gibberish...

12/25/2010 6:44:49 AM
#1237831
Man Called True

No, AV, you don't mix the blue and purple pills! That causes you to go crazy!

12/25/2010 6:52:38 AM
#1237835
Darwin

Never buy your drugs from bike couriers.

12/25/2010 7:16:11 AM
#1237838
shadkat

....Unicorns?

I had to click on the link to see how freakin' unicorns figured into all this and I am still completely confused.

Unicorns can produce offspring with anything, now? Like Ditto, from Pokemon? Dear God, you learn something new everyday.

12/25/2010 7:32:21 AM
#1237839
Murdin

You lost me at "Unicorns".

12/25/2010 7:34:15 AM
#1237842
Horsefeathers

And yet it's evolution that is unscientific and just makes shit up.

12/25/2010 7:45:14 AM
#1237843
Anon

Easy as delivering the newspaper.

And just as wrong as the contents of certain "newspapers".

12/25/2010 7:45:41 AM
#1237844
Mtgcostello

hahahahahahahahahahaha...NO.

12/25/2010 7:46:14 AM
#1237845
Dexter

AV1611VET is just on a bad LSD trip.

12/25/2010 7:51:39 AM
#1237847
Evil Pirate Captain Mel

Wow. You're a fucking idiot.

12/25/2010 7:58:44 AM
#1237849
Doctor Whom

An early draft of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"?

12/25/2010 8:01:21 AM
#1237856
The Lazy One

I think AV dropped some bad acid. Nothing to see here, folks.

12/25/2010 8:38:19 AM
#1237858
whatever

You forgot the duckbilled platypus.

12/25/2010 8:44:23 AM
#1237859
Amanda

I love this guy! Glad we haven't heard the last of him!

12/25/2010 8:44:46 AM
#1237864


Just like a kitkat bar he just breaks him self off a piece of the continent and lil hocus pocus and abracadabra we have south American tree sloths .Problem solve and explained it was magic Why didn't those sill scientist think of that .it all makes sense now .

12/25/2010 9:00:34 AM
#1237865
the old firm

Ok, this guy just made my day. I mean, wow...

12/25/2010 9:14:10 AM
#1237866
Quantum Mechanic

You really are that stupid, aren't you?

12/25/2010 9:22:51 AM
#1237871
PhoenixUltima

Ok, forget this nonsense for a second. How in the unholy flying fuck do you amass 1.5 million posts in just 4 years? Is this guy seriously posting every single waking second? Doesn't he have, I dunno, a job or a hobby or something? I have nothing but free time and even I manage to waste it on things other than posting drivel.

12/25/2010 9:35:40 AM
#1237874
Brendan Rizzo

What... the... fuck.

PROTIP: The reference to unicorns in the King James Bible was a TRANSLATION ERROR. Not even fundies like you should believe they exist! This is shameful!

12/25/2010 9:53:05 AM
#1237875
Etiene

He's even got South America in the wrong fucking hemisphere.

12/25/2010 9:53:43 AM
#1237878


He's very obviously not serious. Why would he believe unicorns can give birth to sloths and aardvarks?

12/25/2010 10:01:00 AM
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