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What a condescending and inconsiderate thing to say to a lonely person!
12/27/2010 11:40:04 AM
Jesus has a warm, wet pussy and a set of titties for me?
Oh wait, a girl wrote this. Why would I want intimacy from a man, thats so gay.
..not that Im against gay people. If Jesus likes gay stuff, then by all means let him have at it. Let Jesus know I dont partake, so he will not hit on me... I dont like that stuff.
12/27/2010 1:59:25 PM
Later in the thread:
"Yeah I'm single too. I have dated this one guy. He was the first guy who ever liked me and the first guy I ever dated. We broke up because we weren't as compatible as we though. (plus he was a non-believer). I know, pretty stupid of me to date a non-believer, but I never had attracted a guy before. I know I'm not ready for marriage anytime soon, but I wish for prayer to find the right guy when the time comes. "
Yeah, not much of an all powerful deity when you have to say things like "but I wish for prayer to find the right guy when the time comes." Thats like saying "Soon I may find myself in a tough situation" and then consider that person who said that to be a prophet.
12/27/2010 2:13:33 PM
but I am hetero, I do not want intimicay with Jesus.
12/27/2010 2:36:56 PM
That and he's nailed to a tree and can't complain make it a match made in heaven!
12/27/2010 3:59:08 PM
I thought sex before marriage was a sin.
12/27/2010 7:23:38 PM
12/27/2010 7:35:24 PM
Flirty Fisher, right?
12/28/2010 2:46:09 AM
Does that mean he's gay?
12/29/2010 7:10:07 PM
"Does that mean he's gay?"
Like I say, he did
hang around with twelve men, two of whom were sailors.
'Tom of Finland', and all that jazz eh, Acts 5:41? So far in that closet you're almost in Narnia, eh?! One doesn't need to be Freud to figure you out, Actypoos. Two Words: Ted Faggard:
(*Goes off, whistling "In The Navy" by The Village People
12/30/2010 11:44:29 AM
Gay for Jesus Award.
12/31/2010 1:29:06 PM
however, jesus won't let you put your penis inside him.
12/31/2010 9:31:30 PM
Eh... as much as I like Jesus I don't think I could get into THAT kind of relationship with him...
1/2/2011 12:05:36 AM
This is actually very sad. It basically exemplifies what I have known for a while now: that religion is mostly an emotional crutch for a psychologically unstable species.
1/2/2011 6:30:35 PM
Reminds me of "The Children of God"/"the Family of Love"/"the Family"/"The Family International" (they have changed their name a couple of times)
They encouraged their members to imagine Jesus during sex or masturbation (imagine him as their partner), men was also told to imagine them-self as women to avoid homosexuality.
1/3/2011 2:25:35 PM
Im sorry, but my real living breathing husband is more of a boon than your dead savior.
1/12/2011 11:52:28 AM
Jesus never returned my phone call.
1/12/2011 12:02:20 PM
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