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We would like to make the first effort against McDonald's, take away 50% or better of their business across the country until such time as they apologize for the comments they have made against those that oppose homosexuality, leave the homosexual chamber of commerce, and make it their policy that open homosexuality is not acceptable in their operation. As long as the homosexual doesn't tell and doesn't ask they would be welcome as employees. But if they are bothering other employees and customers they would not be, and McDonald's would reserve the right to dismiss them.

God does not think this is an unreasonable goal. The pro gay forces say they can't be stopped, boycotts won't work because people support them. We must prove them wrong! God wants you to lead in this effort. Again He would like you to raise millions of dollars to purchase coupons from other restaurants for free meals and hand them out to the elderly and the poor as part of our Presidential campaign. If you and your aides could be passing out coupons for Wendy's, Arby's, and others throughout Washington saying "Have a free meal from The Polley For President Committee! Elect God's Candidate!" that's the way We want to campaign.

Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit 84 Comments [12/27/2010 3:39:02 PM]
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fuzzyrocks

Yeah, how dare a business accept more customers!

12/27/2010 3:45:22 PM

TGRwulf

Yeah because we all know "teh ghey" is contagious and people working in the food industry should be straight. </sarcasm>

Also, moral issues aside, if McD's makes themselves look like the good guys, then that means they'll get more customers, which in turn means more turn around and profit. Fucking business 101 dude.

12/27/2010 3:52:02 PM

Vince

The longer you keep talking about god like you're his personal spokesperson, the less people listen to you.

12/27/2010 3:53:11 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

OK, stay at home and don't eat your Happy Meal-who gives a shit?

12/27/2010 3:57:17 PM

Jewsus

Capitalism fail.

12/27/2010 4:20:37 PM

Papabear

Go ahead and boycott McDonald's. I'm sure you business is but a drop in the proverbial bucket to such a huge, world-wide company.

P.S. Clog you arteries at Wendy's or Arby's. As long as your killing yourselves, I'm happy.

12/27/2010 4:29:22 PM

darkevilme.

Yes, how dare they take a stance for equality and against bigotry. The sheer nerve of them, shouldn't be allowed. Isn't proper. They should support hate and prejudice at all turns cause that's what's upstanding and moral.

12/27/2010 4:29:49 PM

LDM

I just ate dinner, yet suddenly I have a hankering for a Big Mac.


12/27/2010 4:35:26 PM

Rat of Steel

(LDM)
"I just ate dinner, yet suddenly I have a hankering for a Big Mac."


Screw that, LDM. Go for the McRib while they're still in-season! *licks lips hungrily*

12/27/2010 5:08:34 PM

John

But if they are bothering other employees and customers they would not be, and McDonald's would reserve the right to dismiss them.

Gays have the right to tell someone they're gay, just as a Baptist has the right to tell someone they're a Baptist. Gays don't have the right to hit on someone after they've been told to stop. McDonald's has the right to fire someone who does that, just as they has the right to fire a heterosexual male if he bothers other female employees and customers. That's called "sexual harassment", and it is illegal for both gays and straights.

So your argument is a "straw man".

12/27/2010 5:18:00 PM

Karana

Why don't you just boycott all food so we don't have to put up with this nonsense anymore?

12/27/2010 5:20:23 PM

misshani

"God does not think this is an unreasonable goal."

Newsflash: You are not God. You are, however, just as much of an asshole.

12/27/2010 5:23:16 PM

Panz

Oh boy, another one of these

Yeah, your type shows its true colors when they call up random branches and threaten to kill everyone there like some did my store.

I'm still waiting for these changes you fuckers brainstormed on that McD's was supposed to do four years ago when this was an issue.

I'm betting these ideas are the same that you dreamt up about Obama locking christians up in death camps.

12/27/2010 5:28:55 PM

Brendan Rizzo

Will people stop quoting Gerald Polley already? He has nearly as big of a god complex and inflated sense of self-importance as Christian Weston Chandler...

12/27/2010 5:29:50 PM

loki

mmm mcD under Fundamentalist leadership........
Homo Hate Meal?
Mc Jesus?
Prosecuted fries?
Quarter pounder of righteousness?
Great flood of cola?
Heavens meal? (So fat that it gives you a heart attack)
Holy nuggets?
Including the Religion police at the door ready kick your sorry ass if they don't like YOU


12/27/2010 5:34:25 PM

DviniT

Wait... there's a Homosexual Chamber of Commerce?

12/27/2010 5:55:44 PM

Nowonmai

And what this means is that you fat overfed rednecks will have to go to Wendys.

And just how the fuck do you know what God thinks? Is it not a major sin to claim to know the mind of God?

12/27/2010 5:57:14 PM

Huckster Sam

It's interesting when a group that can't agree over the magical or nonmagical properties of a wafer try to align on something.

12/27/2010 6:11:23 PM

TheJebusFire

"God wants you to lead in this effort. Again He would like you to raise millions of dollars to purchase coupons from other restaurants for free meals and hand them out to the elderly and the poor as part of our Presidential campaign."

Gerald, did you forget that you are not god?


"If you and your aides could be passing out coupons for Wendy's, Arby's, and others throughout Washington saying "Have a free meal from The Polley For President Committee! Elect God's Candidate!" that's the way We want to campaign."

Please don't. I work at Arby's and I don't want our lobby filled with people like you.

12/27/2010 6:42:22 PM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

You shouldn't eat McDonald's because it's turning you into a fat, slob, with man-tits. And it doesn't taste good. And McDonald's has questionable business practices, and a bad environmental record. But oh no, the only problem you have with the pig slop is that they are willing to let queers buy it, and serve it too. Oh, the horror!

""Have a free meal from The Polley For President Committee!"

This could be considered vote buying, which is very illegal. It carries a fine of up to $10000, and up to 5 years imprisonment. That's on the Federal level, which includes D.C. States, and some localities also have their own laws concerning it as well.

12/27/2010 6:47:32 PM

Dexter

Translation:
God = I

12/27/2010 7:02:37 PM

NoE

So much wrong - first, ANY employee bothering other employees and customers should be dismissed.

Second - this guy hears God? needs his dose increased.

12/27/2010 7:05:07 PM

Pule Thamex

You make it seem like God's a dick-headed bumpkin of ill repute. Similarly, your wife makes John Lennon seem like a talentless drunken amateur hack with a tin ear. Although, that doesn't in any way take away my enjoyment of your gibberish.

12/27/2010 7:27:02 PM

Philbert McAdamia

God does not think this is an unreasonable goal.


God's lips to your ears, Gerry.

12/27/2010 7:29:02 PM

Fang

When people stop eating at McDonalds it WILL be a miracle.

One, I probably won't be part of . . .

12/27/2010 7:51:34 PM
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