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#1239086
pete
I find it a bit odd that she specifically mentions embezzlement. I suspect that Missouri gal is speaking from direct experience.
12/29/2010 1:03:57 PM
#1239089
farpadokly
Nah. You can fornicate away every weekend, use proper precautions, and have no health or psychiatric problems. Your family will not only be unaffected, they won't even know about it. You can fornicate and live a long and healthy life, and you'll probably be happier non-repressed.
12/29/2010 1:06:30 PM
#1239104
Toothygrin
@Bad Wolf
Syphillis did not exist in the old world during St Paul's day
Most excellent - thank you for the correction. I admit I wasn't looking up the longevity of STDs. I must assume STDs of a general nature existed, however. :)
12/29/2010 2:03:34 PM
#1239107
Sasha
Question: how could my sleeping around (hypothetically) possibly affect the rest of society? Are they in my bedroom watching? Can I charge a fee?
12/29/2010 2:09:23 PM
#1239111
Old Viking
Now you tell me?
12/29/2010 2:44:21 PM
#1239116
Go fornicate yourself
12/29/2010 3:27:46 PM
#1239137
Iczer-four
LOL Wut?
12/29/2010 4:59:54 PM
#1239138
Hive
Ever wonder why most people don't give a shit what some bigoted, misogynist douchebag said over 2000 years ago? Maybe because they were selfish and everything they wrote down was designed to make sure everyone listened to them so they could tell people what to do.
12/29/2010 5:03:29 PM
#1239147
GodotIsWaiting4U
Fortunately, we have
(da-da-da-DAAAAAAH!)
CONDOMS!
12/29/2010 5:15:34 PM
#1239156
solomongrundy
@Bad Wolf
Syphillis did not exist in the old world during St Paul's day
I'm pretty sure there's evidence of Syphilis from the remains of Pompeii which fits pretty well with the St Paul timeline. St Paul died around 67 AD and Pompeii was destroyed in 79 AD, a bit close for comfort...
12/29/2010 5:33:03 PM
#1239167
Papabear
It's a mistake to be taking any advice from "saint" Paul, the anti-marriage, self-admitted liar and misogynist.
As to living shorter lives, well, I'd like to see the data. There are many grades of "fornicators." Someone who has sex outside marriage just once with a person who later becomes his/her spouse is technically a fornicator though I think you'd nbe hard pressed to shown that one incident shortened his/her lifespan. That's the problem with painting with that broad brush.
Also, those likely to have sex outside marriage may live fuller, more adventurous lives than those with a bunch of self-impossed, pointless limits on their lives. They might die somewhat earier from thing completely unrelated to their sex lives. Remember, Mgal, don't do anything exciting or fun as it may shorten your boring life.
12/29/2010 6:57:39 PM
#1239211
I read about the afterlife
DON'T HAVE SEX BECAUSE YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE!
12/30/2010 4:30:53 AM
#1239228
So there's a subset of Christians (those who're Christian and do not engage in sex outside marriage) who, on average, live longer than anyone else in the world? I'm very keen to read the literature on this that you've clearly read. Where did you find it?
12/30/2010 5:38:38 AM
#1239302
"As Saint Paul observed, fornication tends toward death."
...Well, at least it used to, but not anymore.
12/30/2010 9:43:31 AM
#1239415
TheJebusFire
12/30/2010 3:58:16 PM
#1239499
Apocraphy
from violence, drug abuse, STD’s, suicide, other risk-taking behaviors such as drug abuse
Qualifications?
Rape,murder,arson and rape.
12/31/2010 4:37:47 AM
#1239688
Brianisha
Here i thought that christians believed in no fornication until marriage......as for wiping out nations, overpopulation does have that tendency. Please get neutered.
12/31/2010 2:12:04 PM
#1239689
Brianisha
Here i thought that christians believed in no fornication until marriage......as for wiping out nations, overpopulation does have that tendency. Please get neutered.
12/31/2010 2:13:09 PM
#1240049
Shadoboy
Fornicators also have bad breath, don't wash their hands after using the toilet and they are big, fat doo-doo heads!
1/1/2011 11:52:52 PM
#1240110
Raised by Horses
1/2/2011 2:57:24 AM
#1240215
Mrs. Antichrist
As a habitual fornicator, I would like to tell you to GET FUCKED. Literally and metaphorically.
1/2/2011 9:22:36 AM
#1241843
Lainey
Somebody just wants to find an excuse to say "fornicate" a lot.
1/5/2011 3:57:03 PM
#1332413
Fornication, as you put it, is something 99.999999999999% of people practice
9/14/2011 2:09:48 PM
#1332433
Dr. Shrinker
You do know that Paul wasn't a big fan of marriage either, don't you?
9/14/2011 3:42:56 PM
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